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ICE AGENT Ross
Was live Streaming on his cellphone to a News network...
Why would an ICE agent been...

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January 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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The 9/11 FBI official report claims that one of the 5 dancing Israeli said 'Give us 20 years and we'll control your media and destroy your country'.
January 10, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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These people live in a delusional online world they’ve created for themselves that is completely detached from the real world. No wonder they love AI so much.
January 10, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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You guys aren’t gonna believe this but Oregon forgot to show up to an important game
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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Indiana demolished Oregon 56-22 and is headed to the National Championship Game. Head coach Curt Cignetti is 25-2 since he was hired before the 2024 season. To put this in perspective, the last Indiana coach with a winning record was Bo McMillin from 1934-1947.
January 10, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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Yeah! We are for real! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoosiers!! See you in Miami!
the indiana football team is getting ready to play a game
ALT: the indiana football team is getting ready to play a game
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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With how Indian's currently slaughtering Oregon, and them looking to do the same to Miami, the Hoosiers be killing so many bird teams in such horrific fashion, they should just nickname themselves "DDT" because it's looking to be a Silent Spring this year.
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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Indiana is going to own Miami!
January 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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Too funny…

Saying Alabama, Ohio State, *Illinois*… saying “we’re not that bad, Indiana is this good”

Then IU beating Oregon… twice

The commentators trying to context, the context is “scoreboard”, IU is best team in America, no one is close

Miami… be on notice
January 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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56 to 15.

It has never been more over than it is right now.

Miami? Get ready to run into a BUZZSAW and prepare to look into the eyes of Hell itself.
a man wearing glasses and a hat stands on a football field in front of a referee with the number 66 on his jersey
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media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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On one side: the No. 1 ranked Midwestern juggernaut, destroying everything in their path, led by a stoic head coach. They're huge favorites.

On the other: a good Miami team nobody expected to be there, playing for a title in their home stadium.

Where have I seen this before?
January 10, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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"Push the button, Frank!"
Wow, did I tell ya? Jerry Warren films are painful!
Thanks for watching, and tune in next week for more pain. #BMovieManiacs
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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The last jobs report for 2025 has been released, and the numbers don't look great for President Donald Trump, according to numerous experts.
'Job growth has stopped': Recession fears stoked as latest economic numbers lag behind
The last jobs report for 2025 has been released, and the numbers don't look great for President Donald Trump, according to numerous experts.The U.S. economy added 50,000 jobs in December, a slight improvement over a plunge in October and a slight rebound in November, and the unemployment rate fell t...
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January 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Layoffs show no sign of rising: Jobless claims still very low historically trib.al/J77BwSU
Jobless claims stay very low and show no sign of rising layoffs
There might not be a bigger tell for the health of the economy than the number of layoffs, but the story remains the same: Businesses aren’t cutting many jobs, and the U.S. economy is still expanding.
trib.al
January 10, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Unreal. 😑
January 10, 2026 at 9:11 AM
"And all the oils of the earth, including the baby oils, belongeth to me, thus sayeth MAGA Lord!" 🙃
January 10, 2026 at 8:50 AM
First they came for:
The migrants and the immigrants.
Then the minorities and the disenfranchised.
Then the dissenters
Then those of other belief systems.
Then the true Christians.
Then the MAGA religious.
Then the rest of MAGA.
If you are not in the top 1%,
you are somewhere on this list.
January 10, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Trust the plan?
Nah, I'm good.
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