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he/him, St. Louis City, father of two and partner to one. I like making things and fixing stuff.
I want to communicate with the past and tell my 12-year-old self that I’m bingeing a rewatch of X-Files in upscaled 4K on Disney+ because I don’t like Hulu’s Roku app, just to see the confused look on the little shit’s face
January 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Went from terror at a suspicious-looking spot on my arm to relief that it was just chocolate to crestfallen at realizing there’s more chocolate on my white sheets, in a span of like four seconds. Think I’m gonna go ahead and call it a week.
January 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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What are reels users gonna do in 6 months when they run out of tik toks to port over?
January 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Whole world being run into the ground by ugly unfuckabke men who just want revenge on their fathers for not saying“I love and respect you” enough when they were 15 years old and going through it.

And now it’s all OUR fucking problem.
Oh, uh…hrm. This seems bad.
January 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Biden should resign tomorrow, make Harris president for the last four days, and ruin all of Trump’s “47”-branded crap
January 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Wear a fanny pack with your cargo pants to be prepared for any eventuality except the sex.
January 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Let me slip into something a little more comfortable

[emerges wearing a custom-made unicorn squishmallow plush pajamas onesie]
January 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Post a show that was cancelled that you miss
January 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Saw Wicked today. Started crying at the second to last vocal run in defying gravity. Fully lost it on the last run. Guess I'm officially a lib now
December 31, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Cleaning out doom boxes is great, it’s like a hundred little gifts to myself of stuff I forgot I had or couldn’t find for a long time. Probably not as great as just having put this shit away in the first place a year ago would feel right now, though
December 31, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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December 29, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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Hahahahahaha! What a difference two years and drinking the MAGA koolaid makes.
December 29, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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- In your resume it says that you’re willing to work all weekends and holidays?
- My resume says a lot of shit.
December 11, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Pretty accurate, tbh
As A Jew™️ who loves Christmas music but came to it late, here are what the genres feel like to me:
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
December 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
The pinnacle of human achievement is the Breakfast Pizza
December 11, 2024 at 2:50 PM
The employers mean that Gen Z feels "entitled" to a living wage and "easily offended" when they're incentivized with pizza parties instead of more money
December 9, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.

Now is the winter of our dish content.
November 15, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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therapist interrupts me: are you saying off-pudding
May 8, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Really enjoyed eating all the repressed sexual energy my mom fisted into the turkey.
November 29, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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Pretty sure we all know the answer to this one 💰
December 6, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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Robert “Bobby” Thorne Neo-Nazi X User Exposed appears to be looking for a new job

In response to the Observer's request for comment, JP Morgan Chase responded via email: “The employee in question is on leave while we complete our investigation. We do not tolerate hate speech of any kind.”
December 5, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Bit of autumn splendor in Shawnee National Forest from about a month ago 🍁🍂
December 5, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Ironically, bullet wounds are considered a preexisting condition at UHC pix11.com/news/crime/m...
UnitedHealthcare CEO fatally shot in Midtown: sources
MIDTOWN, Manhattan (PIX11) – The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was killed in a Midtown shooting Wednesday morning, sources told PIX11 News.  Brian Thompson, 50, was shot in the chest by a masked gun…
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December 4, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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Elon's definitely, totally not mad.
November 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM