spideybitey
@sciolista.bsky.social
Anime American. Still spiderbite in my heart. She/they. Feminist. Anti-bigot. Preppy with a touch of sleaze.
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Can’t say why exactly, but the phrase “once again refused a pierogi” made me laugh out loud.
August 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Can’t say why exactly, but the phrase “once again refused a pierogi” made me laugh out loud.
Someone knocked on my office door and I forgot to switch to Work Me mode, so Regular Me answered, “Come INNNNN” in a deep, vampire-y voice.
(Pardon me while I walk out into the sunlight to incinerate myself.)
Teams status: Appear Away.
Duration: Eternity
(Pardon me while I walk out into the sunlight to incinerate myself.)
Teams status: Appear Away.
Duration: Eternity
August 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Someone knocked on my office door and I forgot to switch to Work Me mode, so Regular Me answered, “Come INNNNN” in a deep, vampire-y voice.
(Pardon me while I walk out into the sunlight to incinerate myself.)
Teams status: Appear Away.
Duration: Eternity
(Pardon me while I walk out into the sunlight to incinerate myself.)
Teams status: Appear Away.
Duration: Eternity
My top match was Horatio (from Hamlet).
And then…
Frodo.
EGWENE??!!
And then…
Frodo.
EGWENE??!!
‘These are results from the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz.‘
Seems bad.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Seems bad.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
May 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My top match was Horatio (from Hamlet).
And then…
Frodo.
EGWENE??!!
And then…
Frodo.
EGWENE??!!
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‘These are results from the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz.‘
Seems bad.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Seems bad.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
May 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
‘These are results from the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz.‘
Seems bad.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Seems bad.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
The dry down of the perfume (some Gucci sample) I’m wearing smells like baby lotion. I mean, a very luxurious baby lotion, but still.
March 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The dry down of the perfume (some Gucci sample) I’m wearing smells like baby lotion. I mean, a very luxurious baby lotion, but still.
Am muting a conversation and not replying how I would like to reply ONLY because a friend suggested “deep breaths and relax. It’s all good. It’s Ramadan!” I’m not an observer, but I can observe goals of increased kindness and charity and not blowing up a volunteer organization with justified ire.
March 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Am muting a conversation and not replying how I would like to reply ONLY because a friend suggested “deep breaths and relax. It’s all good. It’s Ramadan!” I’m not an observer, but I can observe goals of increased kindness and charity and not blowing up a volunteer organization with justified ire.
The bathroom cleaning schedule in my office building (one restroom for the entire first floor, no other public bathrooms in the building) is precisely timed to coincide with my digestive system. I did not anticipate that this much of my adult working life would be spent trying not to wet my pants.
March 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The bathroom cleaning schedule in my office building (one restroom for the entire first floor, no other public bathrooms in the building) is precisely timed to coincide with my digestive system. I did not anticipate that this much of my adult working life would be spent trying not to wet my pants.
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Don’t worry everybody, the same Democrats who protected women’s health and trans people are going to save us from fascism!
Help me better serve you. Tell me: what will bring you less stress?
January 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Don’t worry everybody, the same Democrats who protected women’s health and trans people are going to save us from fascism!
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This matters. Not because I think Trump is capable of mercy or empathy towards these vulnerable groups. But because it is a public act of defiance.
Contrast that with all these other powerful people in this country signaling nothing but appeasement and obedience.
Contrast that with all these other powerful people in this country signaling nothing but appeasement and obedience.
Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"
January 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This matters. Not because I think Trump is capable of mercy or empathy towards these vulnerable groups. But because it is a public act of defiance.
Contrast that with all these other powerful people in this country signaling nothing but appeasement and obedience.
Contrast that with all these other powerful people in this country signaling nothing but appeasement and obedience.
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Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
January 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
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The guest essay that everyone is talking about:
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November 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
The guest essay that everyone is talking about:
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It’s been years, but I still think about the complaint I drafted on behalf of a kid who facing expulsion from uni after police violated his civil rights and charged him with b.s. offenses. Wherein I referred to a drug dog as “the canine officer” throughout the pleading.
November 16, 2024 at 7:17 PM
It’s been years, but I still think about the complaint I drafted on behalf of a kid who facing expulsion from uni after police violated his civil rights and charged him with b.s. offenses. Wherein I referred to a drug dog as “the canine officer” throughout the pleading.
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Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.
November 14, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.
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[P] Shut up, I do not
Shut up I said
Shut up I said
You know that thing you do, when you realize you have to go the other direction, and you think just turning around would make you look like a weirdo, so instead you mumble and gesture to nobody as you turn around because that will totally look normal?
Yeah uh huh
Yeah uh huh
June 29, 2024 at 11:27 PM
[P] Shut up, I do not
Shut up I said
Shut up I said
The Dutch are the Phillies fans of F1.
June 30, 2024 at 2:53 PM
The Dutch are the Phillies fans of F1.
Quick question: if you wrote a letter but didn’t mail it because you put the fun in executive dysfunction, should you A) mail it weeks later when you get your act together and find/buy stamps? B) rip it up and write a new letter? C) mail the old one, and write and mail a new one?
June 21, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Quick question: if you wrote a letter but didn’t mail it because you put the fun in executive dysfunction, should you A) mail it weeks later when you get your act together and find/buy stamps? B) rip it up and write a new letter? C) mail the old one, and write and mail a new one?
Awesome, the check (yes, an actual, paper check) I wrote to pay Mr.B’s class dues back in December was just cashed last week.
June 21, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Awesome, the check (yes, an actual, paper check) I wrote to pay Mr.B’s class dues back in December was just cashed last week.
Oh, COME ON, Nordstrom, are you kidding me???
(Heh.)
(Heh.)
April 22, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Oh, COME ON, Nordstrom, are you kidding me???
(Heh.)
(Heh.)
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Old Bay season is upon us!
April 19, 2024 at 4:29 PM
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Old Bay season is upon us!
There is so. much. SCREAMING going on right now in my neighborhood, evidently due to the eclipse and the entirety of what should be renamed “Chicken Little Middle School” being let out early to use their pinhole cameras and eclipse goggles.
April 8, 2024 at 6:27 PM
There is so. much. SCREAMING going on right now in my neighborhood, evidently due to the eclipse and the entirety of what should be renamed “Chicken Little Middle School” being let out early to use their pinhole cameras and eclipse goggles.
Interrupting me to make a point that I was in the process of making is only slightly less rage-inducing than interrupting me to make a point I already made. Ah, conference calls. At least it wasn’t a video call. My poker face skillz are way rusty from COVID (and not great to begin with).
February 23, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Interrupting me to make a point that I was in the process of making is only slightly less rage-inducing than interrupting me to make a point I already made. Ah, conference calls. At least it wasn’t a video call. My poker face skillz are way rusty from COVID (and not great to begin with).
Wow, I can’t wait til I’m retired so I can demand free work from relatives and friends in the middle of their work day while they’re also fighting medical and other issues on three other fronts.
February 22, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Wow, I can’t wait til I’m retired so I can demand free work from relatives and friends in the middle of their work day while they’re also fighting medical and other issues on three other fronts.
Gaaahhhh Detroit, don’t Eagles this up…
January 29, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Gaaahhhh Detroit, don’t Eagles this up…
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the skeet below is spot fucking on my god how is the guy who plays Ted actually worse than Ted (gift link www.nytimes.com/2024/01/19/s...)
January 20, 2024 at 3:03 PM
the skeet below is spot fucking on my god how is the guy who plays Ted actually worse than Ted (gift link www.nytimes.com/2024/01/19/s...)