“Catsup”, though, can go fuck itself.

I always order my burgers w/o ketchup (I don’t have a problem with ketchup, just don’t like it on a burger), so I’m glad someone gets to be the beneficiary of my largesse.

Disclaimer: I’m one of those freaks who likes ketchup with scrambled eggs.

Hooray for likable jobs!

Oh ho ho, aren’t you fancy, eating in your car instead of hunched over the trash/recycle bin? Seriously, though, I’m sorry you’re having a crap day and I’m glad Wawa is there for you.

And I’m a NOBODY. It infuriates me that the overwhelming response of our ELECTED officials and representatives is to alternate wringing their hands and holding them out for reelection dollars. I want them to (figuratively) THROW hands, or at least stick out a foot so a fascist might trip over it.

For crissake, I aligned myself with Jill fucking Stein post-2016 bc that’s who was organizing to address election interference. Did I like her or otherwise support her? No. Did I think I’d be successful? Also no. But my goal was to be a wrench in the machine, provide resistance wherever possible.

I will never not be mad that they didn’t already try it. Like, wtf have y’all been doing??

The attack on Roe v. Wade was no surprise, and yet not one lawmaker had a bill ready to go. I don’t care if it gets voted down. Have one and a dozen more just like it and fucking bring them all. Same here, on a larger scale. FUCKING DO SOMETHING. Other than wring hands and campaign for reeelection.

I keep forgetting bsky is a thing & am frantic at work, which doesn’t help with memory. Also, I promise you, your “endless” whinge is a mere drop in the bucket compared to some people’s nonstop lamentations over stuff far less serious than general surgery! AND, you’re allowed to whinge bc SURGERY!

Yikes, oh no! How did I miss this?? I’m so sorry. I hope your recovery is swift and uneventful. Ouch. Sending you a very gentle hug.

Turn it into a coach and take it to the ball at the palace, of course.

An actual cop I know got all pissy: “The OFFICER is the HANDLER; the DOG is a K-9 unit!!” He’s a MAGA misogynist who can eat shit, though, bc
1. My client prevailed.
2. It was otherwise a fucking awesome pleading.
3. Sorrynotsorry I thought a dog could hold a rank/possibly outrank you, dickhead.

HOW TF SHOULD I KNOW DOG RANKS ARE CEREMONIAL?? Cops are so freaking touchy, and I was trying to be RESPECTFUL. (The school caved and I negotiated a plea on the criminal charges, so I didn’t actually file the complaint, thank dog.)