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spideybitey
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Anime American. Still spiderbite in my heart. She/they. Feminist. Anti-bigot. Preppy with a touch of sleaze.
Oh, COME ON, Nordstrom, are you kidding me???

(Heh.)
April 22, 2024 at 1:43 AM
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Old Bay season is upon us!
April 19, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Served on the arbitration panel today. As I was not Chairman, I followed procedure and addressed my preliminary question to him rather than directly to plaintiff’s counsel.

(Barn door wasn’t just ajar. WIDE open, with shirt…I think…poking out.)
November 28, 2023 at 5:55 PM
BONUS: no worries about catcalling or unwanted attention; people are too busy avoiding me in case I want to talk to them about listing their house for sale or buying tickets to a silent auction for Friends of the [insert 1700s mill/farm/crumbly inn-turned-museum of choice].
November 6, 2023 at 2:59 PM
33F this morning, so the building heat kicked on, which means IT’S STATIC HAIR SEASON!

Small gods and patron saints of desktop humidifiers, hear my prayer.
November 3, 2023 at 3:30 PM
Bane of my existence.

I’ve been doing legal work in one form or another for more than three decades. Still can’t get a reliably clean rip off a legal pad. 😡
September 27, 2023 at 8:38 PM
We all need Blåhaj.
September 25, 2023 at 5:02 PM
🤦🏻‍♀️On the radiator cap of his car. How. Why. What. Oh right, Pennsylvania. I wonder if that was a local/county dude. Staties have to go to the academy. They used to have to have college credits, but not anymore. Maybe a car care class is in order. Or, I dunno, leave repairs to the motor pool mechs?
September 13, 2023 at 1:59 PM
August 30, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
July 9, 2023 at 11:09 PM