Dilbert Hornbuckle
@schvitzshop.bsky.social
mostly I take care of kids. sometimes I roleplay at 'job'
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I don’t even read articles I just like the way they feel on my eyes
July 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
I don’t even read articles I just like the way they feel on my eyes
at 17 I had a fantasy of getting to pull kids around in a bike kid trailer. 12 yrs later the dream was finally realized w my own kids. I initially sewed the straps in so their tiny bodies were secured. It's been once or twice a day ever since. truly a highlight of my life
July 31, 2024 at 6:29 AM
at 17 I had a fantasy of getting to pull kids around in a bike kid trailer. 12 yrs later the dream was finally realized w my own kids. I initially sewed the straps in so their tiny bodies were secured. It's been once or twice a day ever since. truly a highlight of my life
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This is one group's estimate of biomass by taxa, represented as a "Voronoi diagram" which is similar to a pie chart.
Take a minute to take it in, and I'd love to hear what aspect of this you find surprising. For example, amphibians and reptiles are negligible biomass on this scaling. 🧪
Take a minute to take it in, and I'd love to hear what aspect of this you find surprising. For example, amphibians and reptiles are negligible biomass on this scaling. 🧪
July 23, 2024 at 12:58 AM
This is one group's estimate of biomass by taxa, represented as a "Voronoi diagram" which is similar to a pie chart.
Take a minute to take it in, and I'd love to hear what aspect of this you find surprising. For example, amphibians and reptiles are negligible biomass on this scaling. 🧪
Take a minute to take it in, and I'd love to hear what aspect of this you find surprising. For example, amphibians and reptiles are negligible biomass on this scaling. 🧪
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There should be a deep dark well in the walk-in that you could jump in when you’re ready
June 29, 2024 at 11:02 PM
There should be a deep dark well in the walk-in that you could jump in when you’re ready
the best part about the sand shrimp is the feet I'd say. since they're running around in the sand all day, they stay real soft and don't get a chance to build up a hard crust
June 18, 2024 at 5:59 PM
the best part about the sand shrimp is the feet I'd say. since they're running around in the sand all day, they stay real soft and don't get a chance to build up a hard crust
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i am genuinely amazed by answers like “i see nothing wrong with driving 45 mph through pedestrian areas. btw i am a perfect motor vehicle operator”
June 17, 2024 at 9:20 PM
i am genuinely amazed by answers like “i see nothing wrong with driving 45 mph through pedestrian areas. btw i am a perfect motor vehicle operator”
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it’s so cool that we have a weapons lobby and it’s more powerful than most and there’s nearly no one running on pointing at it and going “look at that what the fuck is that thing”
June 15, 2024 at 4:27 AM
it’s so cool that we have a weapons lobby and it’s more powerful than most and there’s nearly no one running on pointing at it and going “look at that what the fuck is that thing”
Come and take my gun! seriously though it means very little to me. take all my material shit. there is too much. free me. perhaps I could keep a sewing needle and a cup.
June 8, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Come and take my gun! seriously though it means very little to me. take all my material shit. there is too much. free me. perhaps I could keep a sewing needle and a cup.
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Gives me hope that these guys are in the cross hairs too.
June 4, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Gives me hope that these guys are in the cross hairs too.
idk about salvation but I did just go to the dump
June 3, 2024 at 8:05 PM
idk about salvation but I did just go to the dump
you might not think a 30lb recurve bow could launch an arrow into the mantle of the earth
June 2, 2024 at 5:32 AM
you might not think a 30lb recurve bow could launch an arrow into the mantle of the earth
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Keep your friends (people who agree with you on 97% of political things) close, keep your enemies (people who agree with you on 95% of political things) closer
June 2, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Keep your friends (people who agree with you on 97% of political things) close, keep your enemies (people who agree with you on 95% of political things) closer
1. kids' warm egg heads
2. dog's warm noggin
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2. dog's warm noggin
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May 26, 2024 at 2:46 AM
1. kids' warm egg heads
2. dog's warm noggin
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2. dog's warm noggin
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tbh a cool thing about being a teenager in the 2000s is that it is *very* hard to fool myself into thinking things were better then
Times weren’t better back then. You were just in your carefree youth and are missing that time now. We tend to claim that music, fashion, TV, and society peaked when you were in your teens. It’s not the world it’s you that you are melancholic about.
May 26, 2024 at 12:45 AM
tbh a cool thing about being a teenager in the 2000s is that it is *very* hard to fool myself into thinking things were better then
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None of this stuff really matters for climate change. The big items for us as individuals are:
- how much & how clean we drive & travel
- how much & how clean we heat & cool our homes (and we should heat and cool as much as we need to be safe)
- the carbon intensity of what we eat
- do we vote
- how much & how clean we drive & travel
- how much & how clean we heat & cool our homes (and we should heat and cool as much as we need to be safe)
- the carbon intensity of what we eat
- do we vote
Books take a lot of resources to make. Digital readers do, too. What's the more sustainable option? The answer isn't straightforward.
What’s better for the climate: A paper book, or an e-reader?
Books take a lot of resources to make. Digital readers do, too. What's the more sustainable option? The answer isn't straightforward.
www.npr.org
May 25, 2024 at 10:32 PM
None of this stuff really matters for climate change. The big items for us as individuals are:
- how much & how clean we drive & travel
- how much & how clean we heat & cool our homes (and we should heat and cool as much as we need to be safe)
- the carbon intensity of what we eat
- do we vote
- how much & how clean we drive & travel
- how much & how clean we heat & cool our homes (and we should heat and cool as much as we need to be safe)
- the carbon intensity of what we eat
- do we vote
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I just replicated this. very very bad.
May 24, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I just replicated this. very very bad.
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Remember, with great power comes absolutely no responsibilities.
May 23, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Remember, with great power comes absolutely no responsibilities.
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It’s ok to work a couple hours a week at your computer job as long as you get there by swinging from tree to tree
May 23, 2024 at 4:20 AM
It’s ok to work a couple hours a week at your computer job as long as you get there by swinging from tree to tree
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Nobody wants to hench anymore!
May 16, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Nobody wants to hench anymore!
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during the Philly ride of silence, several people in cars yelled at us and many more honked aggressively at us because they were impatient for us to pass
I think that spoke volumes about why the ride of silence is needed
no more bicycle deaths 🖤
I think that spoke volumes about why the ride of silence is needed
no more bicycle deaths 🖤
May 16, 2024 at 1:31 AM
during the Philly ride of silence, several people in cars yelled at us and many more honked aggressively at us because they were impatient for us to pass
I think that spoke volumes about why the ride of silence is needed
no more bicycle deaths 🖤
I think that spoke volumes about why the ride of silence is needed
no more bicycle deaths 🖤
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I can assure the very fortunate entrepreneurs that the dollar value of any social benefits divided by amt of time spent applying for and maintaining them is a fraction of what they make whilst vacationing.
Guy who became a billionaire for starting Floogle and selling it to DingDongIncorporated talking to a guy who got billions for starting ButlerJPEGarchive: its insane how people get food stamps. Like they just get money for nothing.
May 10, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I can assure the very fortunate entrepreneurs that the dollar value of any social benefits divided by amt of time spent applying for and maintaining them is a fraction of what they make whilst vacationing.