Justin White
@jwhite.bsky.social
Baseball-loving, washed up rock dad.
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Justin White
@jwhite.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Swing & Miss Stuff
The Standard of Perfection It is June, 20th, 2015. I am in my 30s. I am a Nationals fan. I am only a Nationals fan because I had been an Expos fan, and the Expos went away, and sometimes you don’t …
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I wrote a piece about game 7, kind of. Read “Swing & Miss Stuff“ by Justin G. White on Medium: medium.com/@jbanal/swin...
The capital Os being zeros are a great touch.
Cody Bellinger goes back to Yankees . $162.5M, 5 yrs $20m signing bonus. 0pt 0uts one after year 2 unless a strike then year 3 then another the following year. no deferrals.
January 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The capital Os being zeros are a great touch.
Me every time I grocery shop with no basket.
The Louvre thieves didn't even bring a bag for their loot! They stuffed it into their pockets and it fell out! hyperallergic.com/shocking-new...
Shocking New Louvre Heist Footage Released to the Public
The video shows how the thieves made it in and out of the museum's Apollo Gallery almost seamlessly with the nation's crown jewels.
hyperallergic.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Me every time I grocery shop with no basket.
"Everybody hates you!", I shout with confidence at the team of roving bullies. My words echo back to me off the inside of the locker door as they hoot and holler from down the hallway.
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 PM
"Everybody hates you!", I shout with confidence at the team of roving bullies. My words echo back to me off the inside of the locker door as they hoot and holler from down the hallway.
We're doing salary cap talk? The last time they tried this shit, a certain boy (pictured) went from this image to not bothering following the sport for 20 years. I paid the price, so let's learn from our mistakes here people.
January 21, 2026 at 5:59 AM
We're doing salary cap talk? The last time they tried this shit, a certain boy (pictured) went from this image to not bothering following the sport for 20 years. I paid the price, so let's learn from our mistakes here people.
The Mets keep getting more and more likeable (derogatory, I think).
January 21, 2026 at 5:00 AM
The Mets keep getting more and more likeable (derogatory, I think).
I just want to know what app Trump is using to talk to leaders. Is there an equivalent to Slack or Discord for heads of state?
January 20, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I just want to know what app Trump is using to talk to leaders. Is there an equivalent to Slack or Discord for heads of state?
The bus thread reminds me of my first day of kindergarten. Driver just left me in the woods because he didn’t know where I lived. I was on the wrong bus.
January 20, 2026 at 4:58 AM
The bus thread reminds me of my first day of kindergarten. Driver just left me in the woods because he didn’t know where I lived. I was on the wrong bus.
WHO SHOWED HIM THE STANDINGS???
Sportsnet dropping this article at the same time as the #Canucks trade Kiefer Sherwood
"Quinn Hughes: Wild are 'better team' than Canucks"
www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/...
"Quinn Hughes: Wild are 'better team' than Canucks"
www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/...
Quinn Hughes: Wild are 'better team' than Canucks
Quinn Hughes didn't mince words when comparing being on the Minnesota Wild to being on the Vancouver Canucks.
www.sportsnet.ca
January 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
WHO SHOWED HIM THE STANDINGS???
Don Henley Boys of Summer Voice:
“Out on the road today I saw a Bluesky sticker on a Model S…”
“Out on the road today I saw a Bluesky sticker on a Model S…”
January 20, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Don Henley Boys of Summer Voice:
“Out on the road today I saw a Bluesky sticker on a Model S…”
“Out on the road today I saw a Bluesky sticker on a Model S…”
It’s so foggy that I can’t see the apartment building across the street from me.
If you live in North America your chances of seeing the Aurora tonight are high.
January 20, 2026 at 1:37 AM
It’s so foggy that I can’t see the apartment building across the street from me.
That guy is never getting his engagement numbers up if he’s gonna block all the people lined up to dunk on his ass.
January 20, 2026 at 12:01 AM
That guy is never getting his engagement numbers up if he’s gonna block all the people lined up to dunk on his ass.
Got rockognized at the Safeway. Been a while.
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Got rockognized at the Safeway. Been a while.
My son got some stuff from my sister. He was going through it and suddenly asked “Daddy, what’s MILF mean?”
Imagine my brief panic. Thanks, sis.
Imagine my brief panic. Thanks, sis.
January 18, 2026 at 10:38 PM
My son got some stuff from my sister. He was going through it and suddenly asked “Daddy, what’s MILF mean?”
Imagine my brief panic. Thanks, sis.
Imagine my brief panic. Thanks, sis.
Textbook stop. Wheels still. Even when I’m in the middle of nowhere and I can see nobody for a mile in four directions.
fully stopping at a stop sign is praxis
January 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Textbook stop. Wheels still. Even when I’m in the middle of nowhere and I can see nobody for a mile in four directions.
The boy wanted to rearrange his room. I told him to make blueprints first. Kept him busy a while.
January 18, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The boy wanted to rearrange his room. I told him to make blueprints first. Kept him busy a while.
I kind of reject the premise of this exercise, but also, Feeling This by Blink-182.
Name a supposedly bad song that you unabashedly like.
Not like, ironically like.
But actually like like.
Not like, ironically like.
But actually like like.
January 17, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I kind of reject the premise of this exercise, but also, Feeling This by Blink-182.
Green Day mailing list, 1995.
Okay, let's get nostalgic
What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
January 17, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Green Day mailing list, 1995.
The children in the house both agree on something. The adults in the house disagree. That’s a 2-2 tie. The boy asked if the dog could be a tiebreaker. I said sure. He’s currently on the floor trying to teach her to speak English real quick.
January 17, 2026 at 4:02 AM
The children in the house both agree on something. The adults in the house disagree. That’s a 2-2 tie. The boy asked if the dog could be a tiebreaker. I said sure. He’s currently on the floor trying to teach her to speak English real quick.
Hope this big spend finally gets the Dodgers over the hump and soothes their tortured fans already.
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Hope this big spend finally gets the Dodgers over the hump and soothes their tortured fans already.
With Tucker off the board, I’m finding it easier and easier to picture Bo Bichette in a Blue Jays uniform. Did a quick photoshop to show how good it would look:
January 16, 2026 at 3:38 AM
With Tucker off the board, I’m finding it easier and easier to picture Bo Bichette in a Blue Jays uniform. Did a quick photoshop to show how good it would look:
Gotta get BoBi now.
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Gotta get BoBi now.
RT with your home river.
That would be the Fraser.
That would be the Fraser.
RT this with your home river
The Monocacy and the Potomac
The Monocacy and the Potomac
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
RT with your home river.
That would be the Fraser.
That would be the Fraser.
I definitely have a Wario. A Wajustin.
Today's philosophical hot take: Every individual has a Wario.
Who is your Wario?
Who do you think is my Wario?
Who is your Wario?
Who do you think is my Wario?
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I definitely have a Wario. A Wajustin.