Justin White
@jwhite.bsky.social
Baseball-loving, washed up rock dad.
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Swing & Miss Stuff
The Standard of Perfection It is June, 20th, 2015. I am in my 30s. I am a Nationals fan. I am only a Nationals fan because I had been an Expos fan, and the Expos went away, and sometimes you don’t …
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I wrote a piece about game 7, kind of. Read “Swing & Miss Stuff“ by Justin G. White on Medium: medium.com/@jbanal/swin...
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This is how far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk.
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is how far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk.
Head - I'm 35 years older than you
YouTube video by Art Z. Fartzche
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November 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Electric Avenue.
What was the first song you got REALLY into?
For me it was Complicated, I thought that banger was just like me (10F) and my bff (11F) because she started shopping at Limited Too
For me it was Complicated, I thought that banger was just like me (10F) and my bff (11F) because she started shopping at Limited Too
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Electric Avenue.
It totally makes sense that the Orioles would do a bat for arm trade. This makes the opposite of sense.
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It totally makes sense that the Orioles would do a bat for arm trade. This makes the opposite of sense.
Close your eyes and throw a dart. Yup that one would do.
If you were running for public office which of your tweets/skeets would be the one to tank your candidacy?
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Close your eyes and throw a dart. Yup that one would do.
What perfect album came out when I was 16?
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 AM
What perfect album came out when I was 16?
I am everyone ahead of me at the Beths gets carded and then I get a quick “enjoy the show” years old.
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I am everyone ahead of me at the Beths gets carded and then I get a quick “enjoy the show” years old.
I’ve reached wearing-a-toque-just-makes-me-look-like-The-Edge age.
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’ve reached wearing-a-toque-just-makes-me-look-like-The-Edge age.
I shed enough pounds that I can now wear a trucker style belt buckle without the edges poking at and hurting the bottom of my gut when I sit down.
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I shed enough pounds that I can now wear a trucker style belt buckle without the edges poking at and hurting the bottom of my gut when I sit down.
I am seeing the Beths tonight. I know most of my followers aren't local, but anyone else?
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I am seeing the Beths tonight. I know most of my followers aren't local, but anyone else?
I wrote a piece about game 7, kind of. Read “Swing & Miss Stuff“ by Justin G. White on Medium: medium.com/@jbanal/swin...
Swing & Miss Stuff
The Standard of Perfection It is June, 20th, 2015. I am in my 30s. I am a Nationals fan. I am only a Nationals fan because I had been an Expos fan, and the Expos went away, and sometimes you don’t …
medium.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I wrote a piece about game 7, kind of. Read “Swing & Miss Stuff“ by Justin G. White on Medium: medium.com/@jbanal/swin...
Man nothing is more annoying than the “Congratulations, you have your order, why don’t you rate us?” email when you definitely don’t have the order.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Man nothing is more annoying than the “Congratulations, you have your order, why don’t you rate us?” email when you definitely don’t have the order.
Vancouver challenge mode: You gotta hijack the trolley bus.
US news: everyone in government is a pedo, armed men stealing kids off the street
Canadian news:
Canadian news:
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Vancouver challenge mode: You gotta hijack the trolley bus.
So I was in a band and we played this bar that had the stage right in the window and our backs were to a busy sidewalk. Guitar player passed out mid-solo, fell backwards onto the Marshall stack, and he, the amp, and the guitar all slid slowly down the inside of the window comically slowly.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
So I was in a band and we played this bar that had the stage right in the window and our backs were to a busy sidewalk. Guitar player passed out mid-solo, fell backwards onto the Marshall stack, and he, the amp, and the guitar all slid slowly down the inside of the window comically slowly.
Every time this guy was mentioned on the Jays broadcast, my brain went “Wait, Hunter Pence? Oh right that guy.”
Sure this won’t be a problem for Giants fans.
Sure this won’t be a problem for Giants fans.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Every time this guy was mentioned on the Jays broadcast, my brain went “Wait, Hunter Pence? Oh right that guy.”
Sure this won’t be a problem for Giants fans.
Sure this won’t be a problem for Giants fans.
I don’t know how this happened but my incredibly conservative grade four teacher (Lord’s prayer in school after it was banned) made me read The Chrysalids.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I don’t know how this happened but my incredibly conservative grade four teacher (Lord’s prayer in school after it was banned) made me read The Chrysalids.
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People have done worse to Kennedy heads
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
People have done worse to Kennedy heads
This is a thneed and you can’t convince me otherwise.
It's a sock, for your phone! It costs two hundred and thirty real life dollars!
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This is a thneed and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Damn that new @themountaingoats.bsky.social record is good. Great work, John, and to the whole team!
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Damn that new @themountaingoats.bsky.social record is good. Great work, John, and to the whole team!
Football baseball caps are stolen valour. I wear a fitted baseball cap everywhere I go. Football fans should have to walk around in helmets if they’re true sickos.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Football baseball caps are stolen valour. I wear a fitted baseball cap everywhere I go. Football fans should have to walk around in helmets if they’re true sickos.
So I decided to participate in this meme by searching my home town plus 1990s, and I found a more than one hour long video of my own grad.
youtu.be/4ndWZR67aJM?...
youtu.be/4ndWZR67aJM?...
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
So I decided to participate in this meme by searching my home town plus 1990s, and I found a more than one hour long video of my own grad.
youtu.be/4ndWZR67aJM?...
youtu.be/4ndWZR67aJM?...
The sandwich trial is funny because I have had at least two footlong Subway sandwiches thrown hard at my chest, without riot gear, and when I weighed 135 pounds.
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The sandwich trial is funny because I have had at least two footlong Subway sandwiches thrown hard at my chest, without riot gear, and when I weighed 135 pounds.
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MAMDATE
as i've been saying for weeks, he has broken 50% and this is going to be important his ability to control the narrative after tonight
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
MAMDATE
You ever been so sad you can’t listen to music because you don’t want to wreck any records you might want to enjoy in the future?
November 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You ever been so sad you can’t listen to music because you don’t want to wreck any records you might want to enjoy in the future?