Dilbert Hornbuckle
@schvitzshop.bsky.social
mostly I take care of kids. sometimes I roleplay at 'job'
there is no perfect shoe, only dog feet
August 1, 2024 at 5:54 AM
there is no perfect shoe, only dog feet
creepy weird is such a failure in imagination. void of empathy or lived experience. Or maybe lived experience with denial.
good weird is pretty simple by comparison
good weird is pretty simple by comparison
July 31, 2024 at 5:09 PM
creepy weird is such a failure in imagination. void of empathy or lived experience. Or maybe lived experience with denial.
good weird is pretty simple by comparison
good weird is pretty simple by comparison
we all sing and I buy them pastries. they tell me where to go. to be fair they also go at it tooth and nail in there
July 31, 2024 at 6:32 AM
we all sing and I buy them pastries. they tell me where to go. to be fair they also go at it tooth and nail in there
I felt that way a lot in so. california. drivers treated me like shit and I resented them. back in the pacific northwest most of em are so chill I can't be nearly as mad
July 31, 2024 at 5:29 AM
I felt that way a lot in so. california. drivers treated me like shit and I resented them. back in the pacific northwest most of em are so chill I can't be nearly as mad
right there w you. got the palest genes humanly possible prob from some frail russian ancestor. it's a gorgeous day they say, as the grass pollen seeps into the cracks of my eczema
July 28, 2024 at 5:17 AM
right there w you. got the palest genes humanly possible prob from some frail russian ancestor. it's a gorgeous day they say, as the grass pollen seeps into the cracks of my eczema
i run into a lot of toddlers in jean shorts. theyre claiming them I guess. belt loops, back yoke, real pockets front and back. yes, cute, though it somehow makes them seem ~6mo older. this is absolutely relevant ask me how when I've rested
July 28, 2024 at 3:50 AM
i run into a lot of toddlers in jean shorts. theyre claiming them I guess. belt loops, back yoke, real pockets front and back. yes, cute, though it somehow makes them seem ~6mo older. this is absolutely relevant ask me how when I've rested
like birds with varying number of fingers in front of the branch
July 26, 2024 at 4:53 AM
like birds with varying number of fingers in front of the branch
there's like a translation filter over every parent's mouth during waking hours. the real test is when the fatigue sets in. I go quiet, I think
July 26, 2024 at 4:51 AM
there's like a translation filter over every parent's mouth during waking hours. the real test is when the fatigue sets in. I go quiet, I think
dude my little toddlers gather round every time I pee and watch in awe and excitement as I press the handle. I can't wait till they are advanced enough to show them the tank inner workings
July 24, 2024 at 6:48 AM
dude my little toddlers gather round every time I pee and watch in awe and excitement as I press the handle. I can't wait till they are advanced enough to show them the tank inner workings
an aardman villain of some description. bout to get blindsided by shaun 🐑 if my countless hrs of childrens tv has taught me anything
July 24, 2024 at 6:43 AM
an aardman villain of some description. bout to get blindsided by shaun 🐑 if my countless hrs of childrens tv has taught me anything
whoa i almost brought bikes into it when you said the thing about backpack. kinda rare and comforting to see talk about biking casually. I pull kids around in a trailer and thought i might get flak early on but 100% positivity recieved yet. absolutely a W
July 24, 2024 at 6:39 AM
whoa i almost brought bikes into it when you said the thing about backpack. kinda rare and comforting to see talk about biking casually. I pull kids around in a trailer and thought i might get flak early on but 100% positivity recieved yet. absolutely a W
you are building a model in my head of someone's life, one lego brick at a time. small pieces, not technic or anything
July 24, 2024 at 6:30 AM
you are building a model in my head of someone's life, one lego brick at a time. small pieces, not technic or anything
let me make it cooler. this is my occupation
July 23, 2024 at 5:50 AM
let me make it cooler. this is my occupation
right there w you mr. cannoli
July 22, 2024 at 5:41 AM
right there w you mr. cannoli
does nobody around have a garden (if levelled...) and a chipper?
July 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
does nobody around have a garden (if levelled...) and a chipper?
it feels like these discussions focus on visual art. I would like to advocate for patternmakers, carpenters, composers, culinary artists, and especially the small scale farmers. they are very clever and creative, yet income does not come easily.
July 16, 2024 at 6:08 AM
it feels like these discussions focus on visual art. I would like to advocate for patternmakers, carpenters, composers, culinary artists, and especially the small scale farmers. they are very clever and creative, yet income does not come easily.
I'm often at the receiving end.
they don't know the power within their innocence
they don't know the power within their innocence
July 15, 2024 at 6:12 AM
I'm often at the receiving end.
they don't know the power within their innocence
they don't know the power within their innocence
nice tidbit here, gonna dwell on it, thanks
July 15, 2024 at 5:10 AM
nice tidbit here, gonna dwell on it, thanks
what minerals though?
July 12, 2024 at 4:59 AM
what minerals though?
i would love to join you
July 10, 2024 at 3:45 AM
i would love to join you
🦎 beeswax. sticky and slippery?
July 9, 2024 at 3:15 AM
🦎 beeswax. sticky and slippery?