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> I bought my wife some meusli for her holidays
> isn’t it spelt muesli
> no it’s mainly oat based
She’s right and she should say it
vince gilligan has a sexy voice
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Jamiroquai tried to warn us about the virtual insanity
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
When I saw the White House being demolished, I was like, the writers are getting really lazy these days 😆 like it’s like the season finale lmao. Haha it like neftlix
October 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Fix your hearts or die, just felt like saying that for no reason
October 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My favourite Tom petty song is the one that goes I’m Tom petty knees weak arms are heavy there’s vomit on my sweater already moms spaghetti
September 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
For sale: political party, never named
September 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Don’t tell me to fucking shhh. You shhh. Wine prick
September 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This is all over my tl for some reason and v few ppl noting that the bar chart party is basically a scam, like you might as well vote for ~Temu CoNgRaTuLaTiOn ~⋆˙
September 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
WHAT ABOUT HIS TEETH
found an interview with the cover designer for mason & dixon on a pynchon website and this really made me lol
August 18, 2025 at 8:59 AM
A deep dive is when you talk for just ages
August 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Flanagan & king are at a burton-depp level of cinematic codependent relationship, just reinforcing each other’s absolute worst tendencies to an insane degree
August 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Fun feature of how this site works is that I’ve seen 2 days of ppl shittalking handwringing about str8 dudes not getting laid enough but only just now seen that the originator of the Bad Take this cycle is big dunty, maybe the biggest dipshit of the uk commeltariat lol
August 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Oh beautiful Cambridge, a jewel set in the English countryside, where great intellectual pursuits take shape amongst ancient buildings, winding passages and wild commons. A place where even the common folk will sometimes write a haiku, and put it up for all to see.
July 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Globe proscribed as terrorist organisation in uk
July 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Get you someone who can fuck you like I do a joke up
July 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Saw a video of a komodo dragon tearing a monkey apart and gulping it down in chunks and the first comment was some middle-aged guy who just said, "Too bad", and I can't stop thinking about it
July 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Book workers / creatives - share & sign. the proscribing of Palestine Action sets an incredibly dangerous precedent docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Author Statement on the Right to Freedom of Speech
Author Statement on the Right to Freedom of Speech 27 June 2025 Sign the statement here. We are writers, editors, publishers and organisations who care about freedom of expression. Between us we ho...
docs.google.com
June 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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the left needs a non-transphobic ace ventura
June 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
In much the same way that the original bob vylan, bob dylan, “went electric” in 1965,
June 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I never saw that show don’t trust the b in apartment 23 but I hope the final episode ends with someone going “I really never should have trusted that fucking bitch”
June 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Ageism is bad : so is a gerontocracy that has obviously senescent ppl in important roles :: stigmatising addicts is bad : so is having fash tweakers who clearly haven’t slept for days in charge

This wasn’t a difficult concept then and it isn’t one now
May 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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we need a Democratic party for the left
May 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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this is fantastic
A great opportunity to share this painting of an unarmed Cretan killing a Nazi paratrooper, made by a witness to the event.
May 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM