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Don’t tell me to fucking shhh. You shhh. Wine prick
September 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Globe proscribed as terrorist organisation in uk
July 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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This is the “real” post but honestly potato potahto dealers choice, it’s stinkfinger for me
July 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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A business in Norwich called “Magdalen Laundrette”
June 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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“We’re here to spot predatory men”
Spiderman pointing at spiderman meme
June 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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May 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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I had to dig up my Dylan take from 2020
Screenshot of a Facebook post (it’s a website for old ppl to share the most dogshit content you ever saw): “idk man. I don’t know much about skiffle but that Kennedy song is so fucking dope He’s literally like “platos cave, home of the brave. Hail to the king who got pwned by a knave” For like an hour. He doesn’t give a shit. I was in tears. Five bags of popcorn and a Nobel prize”
April 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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The cybersecurity brands have gone all In These Times about it
Email from malware bytes headed “why we’re no longer doing April Fools Day”
April 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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[england content] god I needed this weather this week
A book (the glass alembic by Elaine Feinstein) and a pint of beer on a table in the sun
March 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Then I saw your face
Then I saw your smile
Dick Tremayne (Ian Buchanan) with a shit eating grin in front of a wanted poster
January 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Advent calendar 16
Wikipedia fact card for St Martins croissant, picture of croissant and text “After the First World War, Franciszek Raczynski returned to the tradition of giving gifts to the poor, and after the Second World War, Zygmunt Wasinski saved the croissant from oblivion.”
December 16, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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Advent calendar 15
Wikipedia fact card for Adrien-Marie Legendre, text reads “For two centuries, until the recent discovery of the error in 2005, books, paintings and articles have incorrectly shown a profile portrait of the obscure French politician Louis Legendre (1752-1797) as a portrait of the mathematician.” Picture is not that portrait but a very caricature of a very pissed off-looking Legendre
December 15, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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Advent calendar 14
Wikipedia fact card for Project Wizard with pic of a rocket and the text “This article is about the anti-missile system. For the sociology experiment about lying, see Wizards Project.”
December 14, 2024 at 10:28 AM
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Advent calendar 13
Wikipedia fact card for Shipbourne; picture is of St Giles’s church, text reads “ His body lies in the Vane family vault area of the crypt of Shipbourne church in an anthropoid (body shaped) lead shell coffin with many members of the Vane family. His ghost is said to wander the village. The son of one employee of the Vane family on the estate wrote a 700 verse blank poem about hop-growing.”
December 14, 2024 at 10:27 AM
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Advent calendar 12
Wikipedia fact card for Prochoreutis myllerana, the picture is of the moth on a leaf and the text reads “The monophagous larvae feed on common skullcap (Scutellaria galericulata) and lesser skullcap (Scutellaria minor). The young larvae mine the lower leaves of their host plant, older larvae live free among spun leaves. There are also records on white dead-nettle (Lamium album) and red dead-nettle (Lamium purpureum), but these need confirmation.”
December 14, 2024 at 10:25 AM
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Advent calendar 11
Wikipedia fact card for article “Southern banded snake eagle” picture is of the eagle, text reads “Both parents feed the young on a diet of ripped up snakes.”
December 11, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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Advent calendar 10
Wikipedia fact card for Henry Willis (cricketer) with a b&w picture of a dude with arms folded & text ”Willis's batting style is unknown.”
December 11, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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Advent calendar 9
Wikipedia fact card for “Ash township, Barry County, Missouri”. Text reads “Ash Township covers an area of 41.3 square miles (107 km2) and contains no incorporated settlements. The stream of Greasy Creek runs through this township.”
December 9, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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Advent calendar 8
Wikipedia fact card for Paul Winterton, text reads “Paul Winterton (12 February 1908 - 8 January 2001) was an English journalist and crime novelist. During his career he used the pseudonyms Andrew Garve, Roger Bax and Paul Somers.”
December 8, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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Advent calendar 7
Wikipedia fact card for “Karak (mascot)”. For some reason the picture is not of karak but a QANTAS plane with a tiny picture of karak just beneath the cockpit window. The text reads “Despite his initial acceptance by Australians, particularly children, and despite appearing on a lot of the foreign made merchandise, Karak was noticeably absent from the Games, particularly the Opening and Closing Ceremonies, where he was inexplicably replaced by a white duck.”
December 7, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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Advent calendar 6
Wikipedia fact card for hurling manager and priest Michael OBrien with text “He is not to be confused with Canon Michael O'Brien of the neighbouring Roman Catholic Diocese of Cloyne.”
December 6, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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Advent calendar 5
A Wikipedia fact card for the article “Higherford”, with a picture of a street in higherford & the text “Although it is a village in its own right and shown on maps, it is sometimes confused with its larger neighbour Barrowford.”
December 5, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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Advent calendar 4
A Wikipedia fact card for the article “phantom island” with text “Not to be confused with Lost lands, Ghost Island, Vanishing island, Fata Morgana (mirage), Mirage, or Null Island.”
December 4, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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Advent calendar 3
December 3, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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Advent calendar day 2
December 2, 2024 at 9:37 PM