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ok but the gag is that the scary looking crew member has always been there
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 AM
TheloniOus Monk, goddamnit! There's a second O in the man's name! GODDAMNIT!
GET IT RIGHT! SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT!
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Better wait till December to be safe
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
My favourite Tom petty song is the one that goes I’m Tom petty knees weak arms are heavy there’s vomit on my sweater already moms spaghetti
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The Kay stands for Κασσάνδρα
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
bazigna
November 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
mfer said strugis
November 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Marines suck shit is what I’m hearing
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Let’s all of us gronk out. Let’s all of us boink
October 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Without even getting into how ultimately reactionary it is, they were key figures in the ascendancy of Johnson which is incredibly bad!
September 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
lmao there’s loser shit and then there’s whatever it is to be a hignfy stan (ever, tbh, but partic in 20,mother,fucking,25)
September 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Couldn’t be me 😱

(idk if I’ve seen him in anything since cloverfield (did watch treme) but I love him and find him weirdly sexy, maybe I should see if that survives a viewing of the ROSEANNE reboot)
September 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Kindest thing you can say about him is that he is now the good kind of Nazi
September 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Kieth is a wanker. Me for NYT
September 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
tbc he wasn’t having salt of the earth mainers saying it, more like “as Arthur Conan Doyle would say…” but I’m pretty sure it was used in dialogue in a story set in then-contemporary England
September 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Stephen King really latched on to that one cause he loves ridic slang nobody says, it shows up in several books!
September 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM