Savoirfail
@savoirfail.bsky.social
Same ol’ song and dance, but this time with feelings. Ukraine forever.
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Savoirfail
@savoirfail.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Regret is pointless…reflection, priceless.
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Here are my top 10 Labrador Retrievers of all time!
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Here are my top 10 Labrador Retrievers of all time!
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I’d like to return the semester I spent in civics my senior year in high school as it no longer applies, apparently.
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’d like to return the semester I spent in civics my senior year in high school as it no longer applies, apparently.
You never get the time back spent clicking a NextDoor link. Never, ever, ever.
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You never get the time back spent clicking a NextDoor link. Never, ever, ever.
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10 minutes into couples therapy, the therapist handed me the hubs training spray bottle.
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
10 minutes into couples therapy, the therapist handed me the hubs training spray bottle.
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We just won on Tuesday…
JFC
JFC
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
We just won on Tuesday…
JFC
JFC
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In Hell, the only voice you hear over the loudspeaker is Tom Brady's.
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
In Hell, the only voice you hear over the loudspeaker is Tom Brady's.
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Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
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A lot of the people you see arguing against food assistance are actually on food assistance. They work at Walmart or a convenience store and think they are deserving, but others are not.
This is projection and the way that the 1% keep poor people pitted against poor people so they don’t look up.
This is projection and the way that the 1% keep poor people pitted against poor people so they don’t look up.
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A lot of the people you see arguing against food assistance are actually on food assistance. They work at Walmart or a convenience store and think they are deserving, but others are not.
This is projection and the way that the 1% keep poor people pitted against poor people so they don’t look up.
This is projection and the way that the 1% keep poor people pitted against poor people so they don’t look up.
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It’s easier to question my sanity than your reality.
May 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It’s easier to question my sanity than your reality.
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Wife: Statistically, you're much more likely to get murdered by someone you know
Me:
Wife:
Me: [takes out the goddamn fucking garbage]
Me:
Wife:
Me: [takes out the goddamn fucking garbage]
July 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Wife: Statistically, you're much more likely to get murdered by someone you know
Me:
Wife:
Me: [takes out the goddamn fucking garbage]
Me:
Wife:
Me: [takes out the goddamn fucking garbage]
Sorry I’m no fun any more but nothing is fun any more.
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sorry I’m no fun any more but nothing is fun any more.
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We are one document away from being sent to a foreign country or detention center.
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We are one document away from being sent to a foreign country or detention center.
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Why do people buy pizza with EBT?
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Why do people buy pizza with EBT?
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
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Look, i'm not saying that i would be a wrathful god but, i mean, come on man
November 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Look, i'm not saying that i would be a wrathful god but, i mean, come on man
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Corporations hate this one trick. It may create the right conditions to neuter Citizens United. Lead the way Montana and thank you.
prospect.org/2025/10/27/m...
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Montanans Go After ‘Citizens United’ - The American Prospect
Montanans are putting forth an ingenious ballot measure that, while it wouldn’t legally overturn the Supreme Court's Citizens United ruling that allowed corporations to buy elections, would negate its...
prospect.org
October 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Corporations hate this one trick. It may create the right conditions to neuter Citizens United. Lead the way Montana and thank you.
prospect.org/2025/10/27/m...
prospect.org/2025/10/27/m...
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If you make 130% of the federal poverty level, you qualify for SNAP.
A family of four, making $40,560, qualifies for SNAP benefits meaning thousands of Missouri teachers qualify.
I’m tired of the bullshit. Most of the people who receive snap benefits work.
A family of four, making $40,560, qualifies for SNAP benefits meaning thousands of Missouri teachers qualify.
I’m tired of the bullshit. Most of the people who receive snap benefits work.
October 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If you make 130% of the federal poverty level, you qualify for SNAP.
A family of four, making $40,560, qualifies for SNAP benefits meaning thousands of Missouri teachers qualify.
I’m tired of the bullshit. Most of the people who receive snap benefits work.
A family of four, making $40,560, qualifies for SNAP benefits meaning thousands of Missouri teachers qualify.
I’m tired of the bullshit. Most of the people who receive snap benefits work.
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Charged up my phone so hard that it started burning.
October 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Charged up my phone so hard that it started burning.
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For each inning they don’t score the team has to remove an item of clothing
October 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
For each inning they don’t score the team has to remove an item of clothing
Remember when you could make countless movies about presidential complicity in extra judicial killing?
Now it’s just another day at the ballroom.
Now it’s just another day at the ballroom.
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Remember when you could make countless movies about presidential complicity in extra judicial killing?
Now it’s just another day at the ballroom.
Now it’s just another day at the ballroom.
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
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Dr. Oz: the U.S. health system's goal is to boost GDP by trillions through preventive care THAT ENABLES AMERICANS TO WORK LONGER.
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Dr. Oz: the U.S. health system's goal is to boost GDP by trillions through preventive care THAT ENABLES AMERICANS TO WORK LONGER.