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Netta is a weirdo
@savernake.bsky.social
Not my real name. 🇫🇮 she/her 🏳️‍🌈 savernake on tumblr. HSavernake on IG and that other place. I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts. I’m old as dirt. Here for OFMD.
Stucky acc at @Stanthusiastic.bsky.social 👈
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★ age - appropriate
★ sign - Do not shake
★ birthday - every year
★ height - 5’5” ish
★ status - volatile
★ kids - and jokes
★ piercings - 3
★ tattoos - not yet
★ fav color - something purply
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November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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ONE DAY LEFT to sign up for the FREE raffle for an Egyptian #OFMD card deck donated by a fellow fan!

sign up here: forms.gle/SyGGbm9XNNf2...

Pre-orders on ko-fi close NOV. 18 (link in replies)

Shipping worldwide!
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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@beeisbuzzing.bsky.social drew this for Powder Blue back in 2023 and i never got to share it. it’s based on a later chapter i haven’t posted yet, but im going to forget to share when it’s up, so here it is now 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/452847...
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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One more time for the weekend! I promise it’s okay if you missed some installments along the way! Just, ya know, read it. Please 🥺😅❤️
At long last!! May I offer Five Years Later, with the sweetest art by dear @sailorsruin92.bsky.social? It doesn’t get fluffier than this. If you’ve ever read any of the fencing lads, I very much hope you’ll read this one 🙏❤️🤺

archiveofourown.org/works/74092546

#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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happy weekend! little bump for these two chapters icymi

also, i just want to say: i really did not think anyone but me was going to be into the Blackbeard/Chappell thing, i love every single one of you sickos 💜💜💜
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Oops my fingers slipped. Inspired by that pic by @self-induljennt.bsky.social
#ofmd #ofmdfanfic
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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IT IS STEDE BONNET WITH HIS PARASOL
Rosy maple moth with umbrella 🎀
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Guys, do you know of any fics where Ed is a therapist and Stede comes in? And you know…break The Rules and get down together 👀
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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“There’s a few compensations for being home, aren’t there?”

“Yep. Still miss sand in my foot holes, though.”

“Me too, darling. Me too.”

#LegoEdandStede
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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the best thing that I have learned today is that pedro pascal would like to do drag, I am so happy now you don't understand
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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just saw a new zealand inspired meat pie food truck with the initials “dp” and all i have to say is new au idea
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Thinking about these idiots today as I was driving home with the sunroof open singing “Freedom” at the top of my lungs

archiveofourown.org/works/64000243
I Think There's Something You Should Know - kellykat53 - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Anyway send me all your cuddly fic recs pleeeeeeease. I need them for my stupid mental health.
Uggggh I just wanna see Ed and Stede all cuddly and snuggly so if we could just get s3 now that would be great, thanks.
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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The guide is back to steal your heart
in hopefully a bigger part
with much more romance and some action
to satisfy his loyal Faction!
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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time zone bump! 🌎
i started this fic in 2024 which means i've had this chapter, specifically, rattling around in my brain like a ball bearing for a FULL YEAR.

anyway it's free space day xx 💖

archiveofourown.org/works/614230...
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Stede's neighbors Ed and Izzy have both put up their inflatable turkeys for Thanksgiving.

Stede sips his after work drink while the two men yell and point about the placement, lighting, and size of the turkeys.

He's lit a fire in his fire pit. They are still yelling as they pull up chairs.

#ofmd
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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*drops this and runs away*

Thank you @politestmenace.bsky.social & @alimasin.bsky.social for your kind encouragement, it really means a lot to me

‘Roses Are Falling For You’ 💐
Rated T, 1.2k
archiveofourown.org/works/74169691
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Fuck it I’m doing another repost of it this

If you want some Friday evening reading / Saturday morning depending where you are in the world, please do consider checking this little (medium) story out
And the birthday present to myself is that I get to share my Big Bang!! This is my first one, I am very proud of it & I hope you enjoy reading it!

The art by @achmonomer.bsky.social is simply incredible and I can't wait for you to see it!

I present to you, The Lucky One

@ofmdbigbang.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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quadrabble(?? it‘s 400 words, explicit) for the prompt: “Stede sucking Ed's cock for the first time and discovering he's *really* into it” from @spinsterism.bsky.social
(i finally managed to write some words YAY sorry for any typos etc) #ofmdfic #idasofmdfic
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Classic English professors gossiping about their lives 😌

For @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social i had the pleasure to get matched to the talented @kizzymeow.bsky.social and make some art with the incredible @sweetteamotion.bsky.social

(link in the first comment)

#OFMDfanart
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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filling out an employee self assessment and I do feel like I should be able to include that twice today a manager has walked up to my desk and given me a high five for finishing my main project.

what is the conversion rate between high fives and a raise.
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Okay but please someone let me write a double review.
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Have a mind-fucking treat, friends! Auntie is visited by the sea witch in a dream.

archiveofourown.org/works/72437586
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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MEN FOR SALE!
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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SOMEONE GET ON FREAKY SEAWITCH BUTTONS STAT
MEN FOR SALE!
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM