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Netta is a weirdo
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Not my real name. 🇫🇮 she/her 🏳️‍🌈 savernake on tumblr. HSavernake on IG and that other place. I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts. I’m old as dirt. Here for OFMD.
Stucky acc at @Stanthusiastic.bsky.social 👈
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Netta is a weirdo @savernake.bsky.social · Oct 18
get to know me ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ ★

★ age - appropriate
★ sign - Do not shake
★ birthday - every year
★ height - 5’5” ish
★ status - volatile
★ kids - and jokes
★ piercings - 3
★ tattoos - not yet
★ fav color - something purply
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rysi000u.bsky.social
😳
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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baladria.bsky.social
ONE DAY LEFT to sign up for the FREE raffle for an Egyptian #OFMD card deck donated by a fellow fan!

sign up here: forms.gle/SyGGbm9XNNf2...

Pre-orders on ko-fi close NOV. 18 (link in replies)

Shipping worldwide!
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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scarrletmoon.bsky.social
@beeisbuzzing.bsky.social drew this for Powder Blue back in 2023 and i never got to share it. it’s based on a later chapter i haven’t posted yet, but im going to forget to share when it’s up, so here it is now 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/452847...
stede stands behind ed, wearing on a blue button down, with a hand possessively on ed’s waist as he bites off ed’s collar (bell still attached). ed, hair messy, eyes closed, is reaching back to cup stede’s face. he’s wearing a flowing, sheer red dressing gown with feathered trim. underneath, he’s wearing a tiny black skirt and thigh highs. he also has diamond nipple piercings, connected with a silver chain
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
One more time for the weekend! I promise it’s okay if you missed some installments along the way! Just, ya know, read it. Please 🥺😅❤️
politestmenace.bsky.social R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 2d
At long last!! May I offer Five Years Later, with the sweetest art by dear @sailorsruin92.bsky.social? It doesn’t get fluffier than this. If you’ve ever read any of the fencing lads, I very much hope you’ll read this one 🙏❤️🤺

archiveofourown.org/works/74092546

#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard
Title card for Five Years Later. The text reads, a Parry & Riposte story T rated, 5k words by R | Politest Menace art by Sailor's Ruin
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
happy weekend! little bump for these two chapters icymi

also, i just want to say: i really did not think anyone but me was going to be into the Blackbeard/Chappell thing, i love every single one of you sickos 💜💜💜
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Oops my fingers slipped. Inspired by that pic by @self-induljennt.bsky.social
#ofmd #ofmdfanfic
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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snoopypez.bsky.social
IT IS STEDE BONNET WITH HIS PARASOL
pikaole.bsky.social pikaole @pikaole.bsky.social · 16h
Rosy maple moth with umbrella 🎀
A Rosy Maple moth decked out in ribbons, holding a gorgeous lace umbrella. A cute and sparkly atmosphere.
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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agaywithcoffee.bsky.social
Guys, do you know of any fics where Ed is a therapist and Stede comes in? And you know…break The Rules and get down together 👀
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
“There’s a few compensations for being home, aren’t there?”

“Yep. Still miss sand in my foot holes, though.”

“Me too, darling. Me too.”

#LegoEdandStede
Lego Ed and Stede in a burning bush
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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edbbteach.bsky.social
the best thing that I have learned today is that pedro pascal would like to do drag, I am so happy now you don't understand
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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rowdyem.bsky.social
just saw a new zealand inspired meat pie food truck with the initials “dp” and all i have to say is new au idea
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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kellykat53.bsky.social
Thinking about these idiots today as I was driving home with the sunroof open singing “Freedom” at the top of my lungs

archiveofourown.org/works/64000243
I Think There's Something You Should Know - kellykat53 - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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happydaiz.bsky.social
Anyway send me all your cuddly fic recs pleeeeeeease. I need them for my stupid mental health.
happydaiz.bsky.social boy | happydaiz 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ WeeCon Alumni @happydaiz.bsky.social · 10h
Uggggh I just wanna see Ed and Stede all cuddly and snuggly so if we could just get s3 now that would be great, thanks.
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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wastingyourgum.bsky.social
The guide is back to steal your heart
in hopefully a bigger part
with much more romance and some action
to satisfy his loyal Faction!
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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mustardwrites.bsky.social
time zone bump! 🌎
mustardwrites.bsky.social YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 20h
i started this fic in 2024 which means i've had this chapter, specifically, rattling around in my brain like a ball bearing for a FULL YEAR.

anyway it's free space day xx 💖

archiveofourown.org/works/614230...
“Fuck,” Ed rasps. “Fuck, mate, will you get over here? Need to tell you something.” The anxiety is pouring off of Stede in visible torrents. His face is pinched, and he’s standing too taut, too straight. He does as Ed asks and heads over to the couch, but he perches gingerly on the edge like he’s sitting on a bed of nails. He looks like Ed’s about to announce that he’s dying. Or that Ed’s about to break up with him. Or that Ed’s dying to break up with him. “Do something different with your face,” Ed demands, in a choked-up rush. “Please, mate. You look like a kicked cat.” Stede pants a terrified laugh. He does not do anything different with his face. It’s an echo of the other night, when Ed had demanded that Stede stop looking at him. Not a very nice echo, though. Stede’s still a ghastly shade of white, one that seems to be hedging into green territory. Fuck. Not good. Ed’s gotta just– He snatches frantically for a hand, and he feels the tremor of Stede’s bones against his own. He squeezes hard; hard as he fucking can without breaking anything. “Mate, I’m– I just– I like you, man. I really, really fucking like you, okay?” Stede does something different with his face. It’s a welcome change. His jaw releases. Colour seeps back into his cheeks. He lets free a sigh that sounds like it weighs more than a fucking Buick. “Oh,” he says, so relieved that it comes with the slight titter of a laugh. “That’s– Ed, that’s…not exactly news to me. I mean, I think we’ve already established–” “Might be a bit in love with you, even.”
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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annettefb.bsky.social
Stede's neighbors Ed and Izzy have both put up their inflatable turkeys for Thanksgiving.

Stede sips his after work drink while the two men yell and point about the placement, lighting, and size of the turkeys.

He's lit a fire in his fire pit. They are still yelling as they pull up chairs.

#ofmd
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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tenderashell.bsky.social
*drops this and runs away*

Thank you @politestmenace.bsky.social & @alimasin.bsky.social for your kind encouragement, it really means a lot to me

‘Roses Are Falling For You’ 💐
Rated T, 1.2k
archiveofourown.org/works/74169691
Buckets of cut flowers in a stand outside of my local grocery store, Stede’s setup would definitely be fancier but this makes me smile when I walk by
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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watchtheflow.bsky.social
Fuck it I’m doing another repost of it this

If you want some Friday evening reading / Saturday morning depending where you are in the world, please do consider checking this little (medium) story out
watchtheflow.bsky.social LJ🏴‍☠️ @watchtheflow.bsky.social · 1d
And the birthday present to myself is that I get to share my Big Bang!! This is my first one, I am very proud of it & I hope you enjoy reading it!

The art by @achmonomer.bsky.social is simply incredible and I can't wait for you to see it!

I present to you, The Lucky One

@ofmdbigbang.bsky.social
the lucky one - ofmd big bang 2025 - words by watchtheflow, art by achmonomer - title card depicts stede and alma and ed on a red carpet with their photos being taken
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
quadrabble(?? it‘s 400 words, explicit) for the prompt: “Stede sucking Ed's cock for the first time and discovering he's *really* into it” from @spinsterism.bsky.social
(i finally managed to write some words YAY sorry for any typos etc) #ofmdfic #idasofmdfic
“Jesus Chr—Stede, fuck, you’ve sucked me dry already.” With a breathless laugh, Ed pushes at Stede’s shoulder, writhing under his eager mouth. Stede makes a disgruntled whine but relents, pulling off his softening cock. “Just a little more? Please?” Stede’s lips are spit-shiny and pink, his hungry gaze fixed on Ed’s cock. “Look, I want to say yes, but seriously, you’ve made me come three times already, not sure I’m physically capable.” Ed threads his fingers into Stede’s hair, messed up beyond anything he’s seen during the months they’ve known each other. Months may not sound like a lot, but it still took them far too long to end up here, sweaty and in love in Ed’s sheets on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Well, ‘lazy’ may apply to how Ed feels, sprawled out and begging divine powers for mercy, but certainly not to Stede, who seems to consider every second without Ed’s cock in his mouth to be tragically wasted, determined to make up for years of lost cock-sucking time all at once. It was a quick turnabout from the shyly admitted “I’ve never exactly done this before” to “can we do it again?” Case in point— “I’d love to suck you while you’re soft. Just… have you in my mouth, take my time. Can I?” Ed pretends the sigh he draws is long-suffering, when it is not-so-secretly full of adoration. “Alright then. Just gimme a second until ‘m not quite so sensitive.” He pets Stede’s hair, scratching lightly at his scalp. Stede closes his eyes, leaning into it with a low hum. Then nuzzling into the crease of Ed’s thigh, sending him a begging look, licking his lips. Ed can’t quite believe his luck. “Go on. Just—be gentle with me, alright?” Stede nods. “Of course. Always.” And Ed knows it to be true. Stede lives up to it, too, carefully exploring with his tongue and his hands, as if wanting to map him out, memorize him from all angles. Ed is still quite sensitive, but it’s a pleasant kind of sensitive, safe and held, Stede treating him like some kind of marvel, so fucking grateful just to have been resting on his tongue, the wet heat of his mouth like heaven. Ed luxuriates in the languid worship, time losing all meaning, until he gets a bright idea. “Have you tried eating ass? Reckon you might like it.”
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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samwtf.bsky.social
Classic English professors gossiping about their lives 😌

For @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social i had the pleasure to get matched to the talented @kizzymeow.bsky.social and make some art with the incredible @sweetteamotion.bsky.social ✨

(link in the first comment)

#OFMDfanart
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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collateralgreens.bsky.social
filling out an employee self assessment and I do feel like I should be able to include that twice today a manager has walked up to my desk and given me a high five for finishing my main project.

what is the conversion rate between high fives and a raise.
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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maris.bsky.social
Okay but please someone let me write a double review.
Earlier this fall, Nuzzi found out that her book was scheduled to come out within days of "Unscripted," the new memoir from Kennedy's wife, Cheryl Hines. Avid Reader pushed back the release of "American Canto" by three weeks with the hope that their book tours would not turn into a she said she said.
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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littlefingies.bsky.social
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littlefingies.bsky.social Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍉🔞 just yapping @littlefingies.bsky.social · Oct 14
Have a mind-fucking treat, friends! Auntie is visited by the sea witch in a dream.

archiveofourown.org/works/72437586
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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artsy-outsider.bsky.social
MEN FOR SALE!
a picture of ed in shades of green, blue, and purple, topless but wearing leather pants, bicep-high level gloves, and a leather chest harness. He's posing with his hands above his head, wrists crossed, a sexy, lidded look on his face Ed (long beard version) fucks Stede's thighs from behind in Stede's copper bathtub, Ed toying with Stede's nipples a modern AU of ed and stede, dancing in a nightclub. Ed is behind Stede, chest to back, dick to butt, groping Stede over his rainbow tanktop and slipping his other hand into Stede's jeans Sea witch buttons stands nude in a rising tide, seagull wings stretched behind him. the moon is full behind his head as he makes his hex hands, eyes glowing through the palms, his grin eerie and monstrous
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
SOMEONE GET ON FREAKY SEAWITCH BUTTONS STAT
artsy-outsider.bsky.social Rue @artsy-outsider.bsky.social · 9h
MEN FOR SALE!
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM