sam_whatever
LightNews LightNews
banner
samwtf.bsky.social
sam_whatever
@samwtf.bsky.social
290 followers 170 following 160 posts
They say i can draw. Sometimes i post too.
-currently tired and fixated over some pirates-

IG: sam_what.ever
Posts Replies Media Videos
Pinned
samwtf.bsky.social
sam_whatever @samwtf.bsky.social · Nov 15
"Maybe we can just... get away? Start over. Reset. [...] New names, new backstories, everything. We'll go somewhere they'll never find us. [...] Our old lives will be gone, dead. Never were."

Old one, with some new touchups. Like all the people coming here from elsewhere.

#OFMDfanart
Reposted by sam_whatever
self-induljennt.bsky.social
I'm just trying to be brave

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're floating underwater and holding hands. Ed is lifting one hand to touch Stede's cheek. Stede is holding a gold trident in one hand. Stede is a merman with gold scales and light pinky purple fins. Ed is in a cropped dark purple shirt and his leather pants. He's not wearing shoes. His hair is floating above him. They're both smiling at each other.
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Reposted by sam_whatever
yearofbelonging.bsky.social
On Monday you will be able to order A Year of Belonging and make your 2026 full of delicious Izzy centric art!

#YearofBelonging #Markitonyournowherenearasacool2025calendar
Digital drawing of Izzy Hands holding the ring on his cravat as the ends of the fabric blow in the wind. There's an elaborate background behind him which is only partially visible. Words next to the drawing read: A Year of Belonging A 2026 Izzy Hands centric calendar for charity. Pre-orders open November 3.
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑦!

✨🎃 ⒽⒶⓅⓅⓎ ⒽⒶⓁⓁⓄⓌⒺⒺⓃ! 🎃✨

from this two idiots 🐴💕🦄

(𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘳, 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴--- 𝘣𝘺𝘦!)

#OFMDart
October 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reposted by sam_whatever
megaducko.bsky.social
You've all been gifted by these 3 idiots with 3 magical potions (Buttons supervised, so don't worry)(...worry anyway)
Each of these will give you incredible powers.
Use them wisely, with great power comes great responsibility 😌
A thingie for @steddyhandsscares.bsky.social for magic and ritual 😌✨️
October 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Reposted by sam_whatever
kittymewes.bsky.social
Spookyween Part 2: Electric Boogaloo!

I snuck in a second quick Halloween doodle and this time it's Izzy's first time carving pumpkins! He's VERY focused on the task at hand. 🎃🔪

#OFMD #IzzyHands #StedeBonnet #stizzy
A chibi style digital drawing/ doodle of Stede and Izzy sitting on spread out newspapers with pumpkins the size of their bodies on their laps. Stede's is carved into a classic jack-o'-lantern while Izzy works on scooping the innards from his. Behind them is a starry night sky.
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Reposted by sam_whatever
yearofbelonging.bsky.social
Pass the time with Izzy next year. (Whittling optional.)
#YearofBelonging
Color photo of Izzy Hands from Our Flag Means Death sitting in a wingback chair and whittling.
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Reposted by sam_whatever
adhdedteach.bsky.social
and because i couldnt believe i'd willingly drawn stizzy (/J!!), i had to fix that last minute

#edizzy #ofmd #ofmdfanart #harpy
digital illustration of younger edward and izzy from our flag means death, they're loosely based on a harpy sort of creature. their top halves are human, lower halves are bird. they have wings, their lower arms and legs are scaled like bird legs. they have feathers where their ears would be. ed is offering a 'peace' sign with his hand, izzy has his middle finger up.
October 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reposted by sam_whatever
megaducko.bsky.social
Melancholy memories of an important person :")
Lil piece I made for the long lost love prompt for the Izzy Hands Bingo ;7;

(Also an excuse to experiment with digital watercolors, trying to imitate my own traditional style 👁u👁 )

#OFMDfanart
#izzyhands
#edteach
#edizzy
October 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Reposted by sam_whatever
stevensoncat.bsky.social
HE'S SO.... 😭😭😭 god literally chaotic silly (this is from @GabyIsNotOk on twitter!!!!!)
September 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
hey 👁️v👁️ ✨

want to see some big rabbit man? or some snake? or some other monsters?
-or make some donations?-

spooky season is 'round the corner but this zine is already here 👁️
hybridsignalzine.bsky.social Hybrid Signal: an OFMD Monster Zine @hybridsignalzine.bsky.social · Sep 27
🧜‍♂️CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🐉
Here's a preview of the fantastic art by @samwtf.bsky.social! See the full piece in our zine, available now!
Graphic on black background with gold borders; top right text says 'hybrid signal an OFMD monster zine'. Bottom left text says 'SamG'. Center is a preview of an art piece showing someone's antler and rabbit ear on a blue background.
September 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reposted by sam_whatever
sweetteamotion.bsky.social
needed to doodle something fun today so i #PutEdInThis #ofmd #art
digital art of ed looking fashionable with his hair in a messy updo, wearing the quoted outfit: a gaudy bejeweled necklace with layers of gold chains draping of his bare chest, under an open white buttonup shirt and black suit. He's also got a matching earring, snake belt buckle, square of red silk in his pocket and a rosy maple moth brooch. he's got his hands in his pockets and a smug look that the artist didn't realize until finishing the picture looks like the "i wish you a very" bugs bunny meme, so the artist now wishes you a very belated PutEdInThis weekend i guess
September 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
samwtf.bsky.social
*slowly entering the room*

Uhm...take good care of them? Like a First Mate for his captain.

Bye. °v°

-

My fill for "face sitting", "creampie" and "Stede Bonnet" prompts for
@izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social
(and my first real NSFWish spicy art O*O)

#OFMDfanart
September 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Reposted by sam_whatever
self-induljennt.bsky.social
ambience

🧡 🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is asleep on his back. His hair is spread out on the pillow, one arm is bent so that his fingers are curled and tucked up against his face. His other arm, mostly out of view, is raised and bent behind his head and under his hair. He's wearing a shirt that's bunched up around his torso. His mouth is open slightly to suggest he's snoring. Stede is tucked into Ed's side, lying on his stomach. He's shirtless and somewhat glowing in the early morning light. He's smiling a little bit, enough to pop a dimple, probably in that space between sleep and waking. He likes morning sounds; birds, the stray beach cat that's adopted them scratching on the door, Ed's deep rumbling snores.
September 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Reposted by sam_whatever
megaducko.bsky.social
My piece for the Italy themed OFMD zine "La Dolce Vita".
I reinterpreted the movie poster for Fellini's "E la nave va," which translates to "And the ship sails on". It's about a cruise ship with a group of absurd characters on board and I thought it would be perfect for them :'D
#OFMDfanart
September 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Reposted by sam_whatever
neopessimist.bsky.social
It's been a long time, doctor

#hannibal #nbchannibal #madsmikkelsen
Digital painting of Hannibal Lecter in his plastic suit and the outfit he wears when he disposes of Dr Sutcliffe. He's looking off to the side with a neutral expression. The background is warm strokes of color.
September 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
samwtf.bsky.social
👁️V👁️✨
hybridsignalzine.bsky.social Hybrid Signal: an OFMD Monster Zine @hybridsignalzine.bsky.social · Sep 5
🧜‍♂️CONTRIBUTORS🐉
Here's the lovely artists and writers who contributed to our monster-themed OFMD zine, coming soon!
Black graphic listing Contributors: Albus cecillusive Deanbird Dino Domino_3ff3ct dracothelizard Ducko Gin Gladia Delmarre ironstrangle Jackeline Harkness jonah/izzyfreak Kitty Mewes Klbaileyart Pip Rights Sam/ADHDedteach SamG TheQueenHasNoLife Tired Lazarus vexbatch waterofthemoon YouMustDraw
September 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
bonus: snippet of something in the near future 😌

(happy 1st of september, me guess ✨)
September 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
I still have so many things to post for @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social but since it has closed today I want to show my shiny new badges ✨

(and maybe some spoilers of what to come? 👀)
September 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reposted by sam_whatever
politestmenace.bsky.social
Then let me take the opportunity to remind you one more time about @samwtf.bsky.social’s and my RBB, which I’m very proud of ❤️ so much wonderful work in that collection!

archiveofourown.org/works/67247653
Cover art with a lantern, candles, and the edge of a blanket. The text reads “OFMD Reverse Bang 2025 In This Still Air Art by SamG Words by R | Politest Menace 8k | Rated M”
September 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Reposted by sam_whatever
fuckyeahizzyhands.bsky.social
#OFMD #OFMDMemes
You make a genious plan based on the weather and the date. You don't tell anyone about the plan so you can amaze your new crush and his crew. Because you didn't tell anyone, you wife coudn't have checked the plan over and tell you that you got the date wrong.
September 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
The unicorn will sing another song ✨

-
Both BN (to go along with the last two) and colour (as I originally planned) this time!

Ticking out "spades" and "make up" prompts for @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social

#OFMDfanart
August 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
*randomic italian gestures pointing the zine while some tarantella plays in background*

✨☠️✨ 𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙄𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙄𝘼𝙉 𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙀! ✨🇮🇹✨

go check it out!! ÒwÓ
(𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥,𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦 ç-ç)
ofmditalia.bsky.social Our Zine Means Italia - La Dolce Vita @ofmditalia.bsky.social · Aug 25
🏴‍☠️ OUT NOW! 🏴‍☠️
La Dolce Vita - our OFMD zine set in Italy is here, and you can find it on ao3 or on itch. io (links in bio!)
Download the zine for free and come aboard the Revenge as our wonderful contributors set sail for Italy's coasts! ✨
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
August 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
Fix it.

-
You never guess which one of my @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social cell I'm filling 😶

#OFMDfanart
August 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
Another restless night slowly slipping away.
Maybe the Kraken won't come find us.

-
Crossing "one bed" and "canon era" from my @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social card.

#OFMDfanart
August 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reposted by sam_whatever
rosalynnart.com
WipWill 🪐
A close-up of an WIP artwork of W.I.T.C.H. showing Will (short red hair, brown eyes, in her fairy form) holding the heart of Kandrakar which is emitting light and lightning, forming a circle around her.
August 19, 2025 at 10:02 AM