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sam_whatever
@samwtf.bsky.social
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They say i can draw. Sometimes i post too.
-currently tired and fixated over some pirates-

IG: sam_what.ever
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sam_whatever @samwtf.bsky.social · Nov 15
"Maybe we can just... get away? Start over. Reset. [...] New names, new backstories, everything. We'll go somewhere they'll never find us. [...] Our old lives will be gone, dead. Never were."

Old one, with some new touchups. Like all the people coming here from elsewhere.

#OFMDfanart
samwtf.bsky.social
✨ Happy new year ✨

Throwing here a stizzy WIP that was meant for something bigger only to prove somehow I'm still alive.

I hope I'll be able to make some drawings this year too 💕

#OFMDfanart
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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megaducko.bsky.social
Time to post my Canyon Christmas gift for @dinoromance89.bsky.social ✨️
I loved your prompts and chose stizzy/spooky adventure, so! Here are the idiots fresh off the scariest ride in the park! Stede is ENTHUSIAST and loved it and Izzy...well, Izzy loves Stede :')

#ofmdfanart
#canyonchristmas
#stizzy
December 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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andylehnsherr.bsky.social
Merry Christmas for @samwtf.bsky.social !!!
Here's your Canyon Christmas present! I hope you like it and have a good time reading it🥰 I loved your prompts and had a lovely time writing it♥️

archiveofourown.org/works/76099021
Frogs and Dolls Canyon Christmas 2025 organized by @rueforyou.bsky.social Present for @samwtf.bsky.social Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!! by Andy Lehnsherr
December 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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adhdedteach.bsky.social
c0mm 🐟🧜‍♂️ spooky mermizzy!

#izzyhands #ofmd #ofmdfanart
digital drawing of izzy hands from our flag means death as a mermaid. he's not based on a specific fish, but his tail and anatomy indicate he's some form of deep sea spooky beasty fish, he has bioluminescence, a lure on his head similar o a unicorn horn, and many ripped and torn fins and scars. his lower half is green and gold. he's holding his sword in his right gloved hand.
December 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
Every day they're more real 🥹😭
yearofbelonging.bsky.social Year of Belonging @yearofbelonging.bsky.social · 20d
Whoa - some of the printed calendars have been delivered already!! Grab your digital one while you can!

yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com
Color photo of the back of A Year of Belonging calendar, showing images of Izzy created by 15 different artists. Color photo of the September 2026 page of the Year of Belonging Calendar.
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
✨ 𝒾 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 💕✨

Frame 3056 for @youdrewaloveframe.bsky.social an improv collab with @akans.bsky.social who originally drew the softest expressions for both those idiots and I had the pleasure to give them some colour çwç 💕

#OFMDfanart
December 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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saucierspoons.bsky.social
The Sun & The Star

I’m so happy that I finally get to share this! It’s the longest I’ve worked on a piece of ofmd art, and these two mean everything to me. ☀️⭐️

#YouDrewMeALovelyFrame #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #ofmdfanart
A wide art frame of Stede kissing Ed depicted as The Sun & The Star tarot cards coming to life. ‘The Lovers’ is written as a message in a bottle at the bottom of the cards joined together.
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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orchid-explosion.bsky.social
my frame! some insane foliage 🍂

#ofmd #youdrewmealovelyframe
my frame of ed and stede made from moss, leaves, and flowers, with a bit of tree bark and part of an acorn
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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opalautumn.bsky.social
The most supportive, wonderful group of people and so much incredible art 🤩

Here’s my original one, and the two I did as pinch hitter
A black and white drawing of Ed and Stede kissing from the frames project A digital painting of a long shot of Ed and Stede on the beach, holding each other, from the frames project A digital drawing of Ed and Stede from the frames project. Ed is holding Stede’s face and looking down. They both have their eye closed
December 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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doingartiguess.bsky.social
The love, the JOY, the queer fandom love 🍊 it was so fun getting to play with these characters I love so much and with so many other great artists.

Check it all out!
OFMD characters Stede and Ed (Blackbeard) kissing in vibrant, electric gay flag tones with stars OFMD characters Stede and Ed kissing in a glittery gold ocean
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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yearofbelonging.bsky.social
The printed calendars are in the mail!!
The digital ones are still for sale (for now).
Go! Get yourself a little $9 digital treat!
yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com
Color photo of a stack of calendars featuring Izzy Hands.
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I'm very deep in my feelings today, so this going up this afternoon was a pretty perfect and so welcome distraction. I'm so glad I got to be a part of this gorgeous project. Feeling very blanketed and safe with all this beauty. Mine are 253 and 3063. 🧡 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #YouDrewMeALovelyFrame
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Stede is holding Ed's shoulder and looking at him so fondly while Ed's chin is dropped and his eyes are closed. Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is holding Stede's cheek while there's barely any air between their lips. Ed is wearing a frilled cuffed shirt. There's purple, white, and pink flowers in both of their hair.
December 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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remreader.bsky.social
I'm so excited to share my frame for #YouDrewMeALovelyFrame!! This was an incredible project and such a wonderful, supportive group of artists to be a part of, and I learned how to do a new type of art (linocut)! #ofmdart ❤️❤️
A linocut print of a frame from the Ed/Stede beach kiss scene in OFMD 2x08, during the second kiss in the sequence. Ed's hand with the spider tattoo visible is holding Stede's face, both their eyes are closed, and Ed's nose is squishing into Stede's cheek while they kiss. Stede has a very blissful, peaceful expression on his face and Ed's is more intensely emotional. There's a black border around the image and the background is blank except for some little gesture lines left over from the block carving process that I decided to keep in.
December 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Ahhh so wonderful to scroll the feed and see so much beauty and love 🥹 here are my two full frames! Soft pastel on construction paper for both.

Thrilled to be part of this fandom 🫶🏴‍☠️❤️

#ofmd #youdrewmealovelyframe
Stede and Ed kissing in a variety of bright colors Stede and Ed kissing in a variety of bright colors
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
✨✨ LOOK! Another kiss frame project is alive! ✨✨
youdrewaloveframe.bsky.social You Drew Me A Lovely Frame @youdrewaloveframe.bsky.social · 21d
165 artists.
269 frames.
10 weeks.

BEHOLD!

sites.google.com/view/YOUDREW...

Please be patient, images may load slowly or not at all while theres a lot of people visiting.

The YouTube vids are on the site & we'll also link in the comments!

🏴‍☠️🦄💜

#youdrewmealovelyframe #ourflagmeansdeath #OFMD
youdrewmealovelyframe
About the project
sites.google.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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imrights.bsky.social
Ed chan~~
yes?
what do you like~?🍧
April 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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lizzyleo.bsky.social
It's here!!! My @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social with @samwtf.bsky.social and @akans.bsky.social , "Kraken's Delights", 13k of PWP and Stede discovering the world of fantasy toys and gay sex 🥰 Enjoy!! #ofmd #ofmdnsfw #OFMDBB25

🐙 archiveofourown.org/works/74707446 🐙
Kraken's Delights Words by: Lizzyleo Art by: Akans, SamG Rated: Explicit Pairing: Gentlebeard Newly out and freshly divorced Stede Bonnet is not ready to involve anyone else in his life yet, romantic or sexual or otherwise, so he takes matters into his own hands. A late night out with friends and a thumbs up from Lucius brings him to Kraken’s Delights, a custom silicone adult toy webstore. After being intimidated by most of the fantasy toys, and not knowing what half of the other items even are, he goes for a fairly normal toy. While checking out, he’s given the offer to add a small mystery toy for free. He figures why not and goes for it. It’s the best experience in the bedroom of his life. He writes a long (non-graphic) review/thank you email to ‘Ed’, who made and put together his order, according to the card that came in the package. Ed, owner and head designer of Kraken’s Delights, has never gotten a review like this before. He remembers putting together the order, but never expected anything like this. Messages are exchanged and a chance meeting brings these two face to face. mock postcard that reads: Thank you for your purchase! Your purchase helps support a small queer business. We hope you love your new toy and that it brings you joy for many years to come! (pun intended) If you have any questions or problems, please don’t hesitate to reach out. Your order was made by Ed
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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fortunatafox.bsky.social
I'm participating in Big Bang for the first time and I was immediately lucky enough to be matched with the fantastic @teadragonhoard.bsky.social and illustrate their fic One Hundred Years (the tags may shock you, but I assure you that this story is definitely worth reading!❤️‍🔥)

#OFMD #OFMDBigBang2025
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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lostinthebabylon.bsky.social
I prepared a very colorful July for next year 🏖️☀️ Want to see who Izzy is sharing drinks with, along with tons of more gorgeous art? You'll just have to head over yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com and get your copy of our Izzy 2026 charity calendar! Follow us 👉 @yearofbelonging.bsky.social
Preview of my Izzy 2026 calendar entry. Chibi Izzy is having drinks with someone on the right who is mostly cropped out of the preview. On the background is a colorful summer-y pattern.
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
Classic English professors gossiping about their lives 😌

For @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social i had the pleasure to get matched to the talented @kizzymeow.bsky.social and make some art with the incredible @sweetteamotion.bsky.social ✨

(link in the first comment)

#OFMDfanart
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
*stede's chuckle*
✨ That's me! ✨

(five days left to preorder this calendar, just saying UvU)
yearofbelonging.bsky.social Year of Belonging @yearofbelonging.bsky.social · Nov 14
The artists for this calendar are silly & clever.
Like @samwtf.bsky.social

A Year of Belonging, a calendar for charity.
Pre-order through November 19!
yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com

(Showcasing some of their OTHER artworks here.)
Digital illustration of a Valentine. It reads: Guess Who Loves you, Mother, A man riding a cannon, Nicest Baby (don't look up his crime list), 2 seagulls, Emotionally fragile rat, It is (unfortunately) this clown. With drawings of two skeleton mermaids in a heart, Izzy Hands, Calico Jack Rackham on a cannon, Princess Eyes Ed Teach, two seagulls, smoking Lucius Spriggs, and a stuffed doll of Stede Bonnet all against a pink polka dot background.
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
samwtf.bsky.social
👏✨ Last SIX days (until november 19) to preorder a calendar full of talented people @yearofbelonging.bsky.social!! 👏✨

Here's the link:
yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com

...aaaand here a little preview of what you may find in September 🤭🦄
a mysterious bearded figure in beach clothing sitting on a unicorn floatie... who could he be? absolutely no hint from that snake on his arm
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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kizzymeow.bsky.social
🚨Unknown Number🚨

Ed/Stede modern AU for #OFMDBigBang2025 with background Lu&Stede and Lu/Pete and a huge soft spot for my dearest love Izzy.

Thank you @sweetteamotion.bsky.social and @samwtf.bsky.social for such incredible artwork!

archiveofourown.org/works/73376266

#ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
A summary of a fic on AO3 "Unknown Number" by KizzyMeowMeow Summary: Stede Bonnet is a recently divorced, mild-mannered English teacher with a passion for literature and a tendency to overthink. After relocating from Auckland to Wellington in search of a fresh start, he begins receiving anonymous text messages meant for someone’s long-lost love. At first, he’s hesitant to reply, worried that reaching out might ruin the mystery and scare off the sender. But he eventually finds himself texting with Ed Teach, a brooding theatre technician whose presence turns Stede’s quiet new life upside down. As their connection deepens, Stede finds himself rethinking everything: his love life, his career, and even his growing friendship with Lucius, a fellow teacher facing marital struggles of his own.
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I'm just trying to be brave

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're floating underwater and holding hands. Ed is lifting one hand to touch Stede's cheek. Stede is holding a gold trident in one hand. Stede is a merman with gold scales and light pinky purple fins. Ed is in a cropped dark purple shirt and his leather pants. He's not wearing shoes. His hair is floating above him. They're both smiling at each other.
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM