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Al the Archer
@wastingyourgum.bsky.social
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Scottish, old enough to know better (doesn't)
#OFMD, #RhysDarbyFaction, Cryptid Knight Forever
(she/her) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏴‍☠️🏹⚽️
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artbymoga.bsky.social
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!! 🏳️‍⚧️✨
My trans friends are beautiful - panel shows my friend Mar holding his book “Demon Engine”. An arrow points to him saying Artist, Author and Historian. The next panel says “They bring so much love into the world.” Panel shows my friend Reed tossing a D20 in the air. An arrow points to her saying “therapist and amazing dungeon master”. Final panel shows me and my friends holding a trans flag that says “trans rights are human rights”. Meg says “and I proudly stand with them.”
June 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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orkneylibrary.bsky.social
Happy #MobileLibrariesDay! 📚

An annual celebration of all the intrepid Mobile Library drivers who head out across the urban, rural and island communities of Scotland every week, delivering books, knowledge and entertainment. 📚

#BookWeekScotland #LoveLibraries
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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thehibees.bsky.social
SCOTLAND ARE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP! 🌎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
wastingyourgum.bsky.social
Yes sir, we CAN boogie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
wastingyourgum.bsky.social
Today has been all about getting rapidly introduced to Python - and not in the fun Monty way or even the insane Archie way...
a man wearing a bandana on his head is saying `` my brain hurts ! ''
Alt: Michael Palin from Monty Python as a Gumby saying "my brain hurts!"
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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imrights.bsky.social
Awake when he really doesn't want to be and annoyed in his night gown and sleep cap? He is not a morning person. 🤭
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
wastingyourgum.bsky.social
That little "Woohoohoo!" from Buttons as he's filming - also skating and looking backwards as well?! 🥰 Love them both!
Screencap of Rhys Darby's caption to the quoted tiktok: Live your life. Be the hero of your thoughts. x Filmed by Leon #rhysdarby
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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mooshy.bsky.social
new tiktok from rhys! i love him SO MUCH my god.
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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ramsaybaggins.bsky.social
A drag path
Etched in the surface
As evidence
I left there on purpose

#OFMD #Gentlebeard
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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madderslightly.bsky.social
Brb, just thinking about Ed Teach’s little nod before Stede ravishes him and going insane.
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
wastingyourgum.bsky.social
Mondays gonna Monday but this Monday is Monday-ing like a motherfucker...
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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appleteeth.bsky.social
There's a sale on redbubble meaning you could be sporting a Murray Christmas shirt/jumper/hat/shower curtain whilst surrounded by loved ones, just like Jesus would have wanted 😌

ejayneh.redbubble.com
Photo of a mockup t-shirt with Murray Hewitt looking wistful wearing a Christmas hat, with the text "Murray Christmas" in red
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
Every time David starts screaming about cats this is what I imagine
#Cats #Comics #FUCKYOUGARYYOUKNOWWHATYOUDID
A black and white artoon sketch of David Jenkins sitting in an armchair and shit posting about cats while surrounded by cats. There are seven cats (that we can see) all in various states of destroying David's furniture and clothes. Claw marks are on everything, including David himself. There is one cat sitting on the back of the armchair making biscuits in David's hair while flicking him in the face with its fluffy tail. On the wall behind them is a framed picture that says "Live, Laugh, Cats" with the end of each word transforming into a cat tail.
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
Ed is so blushy!!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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thatjadeykinns.bsky.social
Back to the grind with drawing sexy Stede in all his slootyness.

#ofmd
#ofmdfanart
Stede lying on his belly in a lace body suit, his arms are exposed. Stede is prop up on his elbow with his head in his hand. One of Stede’s legs is in the air behind him wearing a high healed shoe. Part of the Lace is caught in the heal.
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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parsifon.bsky.social
Staring himself and Rhys Darby as Tulio and Miguel
Tumblr posts saying how they would like a Road to El Dorado but only if it’s by Taika Waititi
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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madderslightly.bsky.social
Well then 🫠🫠🫠
Ewan MacGregor and David Tennant on the red carpet. Both wear Highland dress, Ewan with a red tartan kilt, David with a black tartan kilt, with the plaid barely discernible, and a rhinestone(?) studded jacket.
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
wastingyourgum.bsky.social
Rhys Darby has a new doodle available on his merch site for the holiday season! (Thx Tina on Tumblr for the heads up!)
Christmas Tree Rhys Darby Doodle
Whatever you celebrate, have a goodie! • Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard • Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm) Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm) • Produc...
rhysdarbymerch.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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taroly.bsky.social
Swearwolf 🤪
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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ramsaybaggins.bsky.social
The Secret Life of Stede Bonnet, an OFMD AU by me featuring beautiful art by @artsy-outsider.bsky.social and ezazahaz! For the #OFMDBigBang25

archiveofourown.org/works/731655...
The tags for the gentlebeard fic at the link, available to screenreaders at the link The Secret Life of Stede Bonnet artsy_outsider, ezazahaz, ramsay_baggins Summary: Stede Bonnet, daydreamer, is the negative assets manager at LIFE magazine, working in a never-meeting partnership with famous photographer Blackbeard. When LIFE is bought over by Ricky Banes and the magazine is shut down, Blackbeard sends a special negative reel for the final cover. The only problem is, that negative is missing. Will Stede finally take the leap and go and find Blackbeard, and in the process, himself? A 'The Secret Life of Walter Mitty' (2013) film AU for the 2025 OFMD Big Bang
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
wastingyourgum.bsky.social
The guide is back to steal your heart
in hopefully a bigger part
with much more romance and some action
to satisfy his loyal Faction!
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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mooshy.bsky.social
Yay it's official! 😍😍😍😍 Welcome back Nigel!!!

www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Nick Jonas, Rhys Darby, Danny DeVito, Lamorne Morris Returning for Sony’s New ‘Jumanji’ Movie (Exclusive)
Bebe Neuwirth and Marin Hinkle have also re-enlisted for video game duty.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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jeffsbuttons.bsky.social
Happy #FangFriday all ❤️
David Fane as Fang looking very peaceful
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
wastingyourgum.bsky.social
I really hope @rhysiedarby.bsky.social does actually see this!
wastingyourgum.bsky.social Al the Archer @wastingyourgum.bsky.social · 5d
UK Fantasy author Jo de-Lancey on who they would most like to have breakfast with: "Rhys Darby. I’ve seen him live twice, and both times I laughed myself a six-pack. I love how his stand-up routine is all story based. He’s so entertaining and such a unique talent."
#RhysDarbyFaction
A screencap of article text in Q&A format between Authority Magazine and Jo de-Lancey that reads as follows: (in bold) "We are very blessed that some of the biggest names in Entertainment, Business, VC funding, and Sports read this column. Is there a person in the world, or in the US, with whom you would love to have a private breakfast or lunch, and why? He or she might just see this, especially if we both tag them :-)" (in plain text): "I’d have to say Rhys Darby. I’ve seen him live twice, and both times I laughed myself a six-pack. I love how his stand-up routine is all story based. He’s so entertaining and such a unique talent. I first saw him in Flight of the Conchords as Murray, he was so sweet and such a funny, yet useless, manager for the band. Breakfast with him would be a real laugh, no doubt I’d end up spitting my coffee all over the table."
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
wastingyourgum.bsky.social
UK Fantasy author Jo de-Lancey on who they would most like to have breakfast with: "Rhys Darby. I’ve seen him live twice, and both times I laughed myself a six-pack. I love how his stand-up routine is all story based. He’s so entertaining and such a unique talent."
#RhysDarbyFaction
A screencap of article text in Q&A format between Authority Magazine and Jo de-Lancey that reads as follows: (in bold) "We are very blessed that some of the biggest names in Entertainment, Business, VC funding, and Sports read this column. Is there a person in the world, or in the US, with whom you would love to have a private breakfast or lunch, and why? He or she might just see this, especially if we both tag them :-)" (in plain text): "I’d have to say Rhys Darby. I’ve seen him live twice, and both times I laughed myself a six-pack. I love how his stand-up routine is all story based. He’s so entertaining and such a unique talent. I first saw him in Flight of the Conchords as Murray, he was so sweet and such a funny, yet useless, manager for the band. Breakfast with him would be a real laugh, no doubt I’d end up spitting my coffee all over the table."
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM