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Al the Archer
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Scottish, old enough to know better (doesn't)
#OFMD, #RhysDarbyFaction, Cryptid Knight Forever
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That little "Woohoohoo!" from Buttons as he's filming - also skating and looking backwards as well?! 🥰 Love them both!
Screencap of Rhys Darby's caption to the quoted tiktok: Live your life. Be the hero of your thoughts. x Filmed by Leon #rhysdarby
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Happy Birthday!! Please enjoy some more vintage Rhysie 💖
Rhys Darby wearing a blue polka dot jumper and sitting awkwardly in a chair Rhys Darby on stage with a mic, wearing a short sleeved shirt fighting for its life against his naturally big biceps Rhys Darby at a Roman reenactment village wearing a short red tunic and looking very rectangular Rhys Darby sitting on a stool with one leg crossed up on his knee. He's wearing a brown leather jacket and jeans with glasses and a moustache.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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UK Fantasy author Jo de-Lancey on who they would most like to have breakfast with: "Rhys Darby. I’ve seen him live twice, and both times I laughed myself a six-pack. I love how his stand-up routine is all story based. He’s so entertaining and such a unique talent."
#RhysDarbyFaction
A screencap of article text in Q&A format between Authority Magazine and Jo de-Lancey that reads as follows: (in bold) "We are very blessed that some of the biggest names in Entertainment, Business, VC funding, and Sports read this column. Is there a person in the world, or in the US, with whom you would love to have a private breakfast or lunch, and why? He or she might just see this, especially if we both tag them :-)" (in plain text): "I’d have to say Rhys Darby. I’ve seen him live twice, and both times I laughed myself a six-pack. I love how his stand-up routine is all story based. He’s so entertaining and such a unique talent. I first saw him in Flight of the Conchords as Murray, he was so sweet and such a funny, yet useless, manager for the band. Breakfast with him would be a real laugh, no doubt I’d end up spitting my coffee all over the table."
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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🥵 Sir, this is a family movie...
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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"Dear Santa, for Christmas 2026 can I please have some more lines? Maybe a love interest if possible? And a new machete sharpener. Thank you."
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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A screencap of OFMD S2E1 with Wee John saying "I'm totally down for that. I love soup."
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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(Seems an auspicious day to bring this over from the ol' birdsite! 😁)
I know what the people want. Unfortunately that's never what my brain delivers, so we have this instead...
Nigel/Jurgen, Jumanji, established relationship, (yes, that's what it says), E rated
archiveofourown.org/works/56963164
A photo manip of Jumanji characters Nigel Billingsley (Rhys Darby) and Jurgen the Brutal (Rory McCann) staring at each other. Above their heads is the text "love brutally" with "love" in red and "brutally" in white, similar to the style of the love actually poster.
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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I know where I'd be...
Gene Kelly, Debbie Reynolds and Donald O'Connor in "Singin' In the Rain". They are all holding black umbrellas and wearing long yellow raincoats.
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Another day where Holly from #RelaxImFromTheFuture is a whole mood...
"Nothing's just good."
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Pointing Leo di Caprio meme
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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One of the many, many things that have delighted me this weekend: Muppet Ed is in a kilt! 😍
#WeeCon
November 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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So far, so... well "good" might be pushing it but *hacker voice* I'm on.
A beginner's attempt at knitting
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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This is it in situ at #WeeCon but honestly it should be hanging in the ! @owltrousers.bsky.social also has their planning notes on view which are another work of art in themselves! 💖
The deservedly famous OFMD Gayeux Tapestry - 18 panels of embroidery with scenes and motifs from every episode in meticulous detail.
November 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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🥵
A screen capture of a Bluesky post from the piratebot account which quotes the line "Permission to blow them to hell, Captain?"
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Someone else around here will do a much better job but here's a quick hacky version before I toodle off to bed...
The same picture of Rhys Darby as above but his shorts have been turned into a short skirt.
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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It's one of a pair of IG stories he posted in June '22 (fun fact - same day as the indoor rock climbing vid)
Rhys Darby trying to set up a selfie on a boat Rhys Darby still trying to set up a selfie on a boat
October 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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You don't say...
October 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Plot twist - he's the one being milked.
Rhys Darby in his RD shirt holding up a glass of milk with a teefy smile. Caption says "enjoying my pre show milk!"
October 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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"Champers?"
Rhys Darby and Steve Wrigley celebrating Rhys's final gig of the year in Portland
#TheLegendReturns
🎦 Rhysie's tiktok
October 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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God bless sneaky Rhysie audience members...
Rhys Darby during his show at Helium Comedy Club, Portland last night. Rhys Darby during his show at Helium Comedy Club, Portland last night.
October 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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I love arm... �
Rhys Darby sitting next to Matt Walsh, holding a microphone. HIs shirt sleeve is fighting for its life to contain his naturally big bicep.
October 6, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Rhys. Rhys. For the love of all things beautiful, please, just let the grey come in...
A cropped image of Rhys Darby. His hair is golden and tousled but there's a hint of grey at the temples. It might just be the light but we can dream. Let us dream.
October 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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It's giving... 😁
Rhys Darby on NewsReaders as Dr Kendrick Netter, Jellyfish Sting Specialist (yes, he does exactly what you think)
October 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM