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Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Pabu-Chan's Dad
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Over here for ofmd screaming mostly. Follow for follow accts will be muted/blocked.

genderqueer | she/they/he (in no order of preference) | 30+ | UK | 🔞 | ❤️💜💙🐙🧵🧶 https://linktr.ee/appleteeth
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Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Pabu-Chan's Dad @appleteeth.bsky.social · Nov 9
My fic list!
A screenshot from Stardew Valley Expanded of Apples the Junimo. He is a green, round creature with spidery arms raised in joy, and an antenna with a green leaf at the top. He is saying I hab fics!
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wildesidewalker.bsky.social
"Coming Nana! Coming for some cake!" Oluwande, my precious baby boy. #OFMD
buffys.bsky.social buffys @buffys.bsky.social · Nov 28
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
appleteeth.bsky.social
Look at this adorable dork
Screencap of the behind the scenes video, with Taika showing the amused cast how the animated character will act by walking in a crouch and staring up in childlike awe.
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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gonzovstaika.bsky.social
Here is the bts of Taika’s Disney short. 💖
BTS Featurette with Taika Waititi | A Disney Holiday Short: Best Christmas Ever
YouTube video by Disney
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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mahoukarp.com
Pufferfish dragon 🐡
#art #dragon
Illustration of a pufferfish but as a dragon. They are yellow and spiky all over. They expand in size when they are angry.
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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david-jenkins.bsky.social
Just so we’re clear, no one deserves grace, understanding, or a pat on the back for no longer supporting Trump

So quit whining about it and keep that shit to yourself. You’re just a creepy asshole if you liked that guy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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reluctantrose.bsky.social
Over 50 Crew—make sure your get your shingles vaccination, but good lord, clear your schedule for a couple of days after because your immune system is gonna wanna fight god.
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Practicing drawing Ed happy when I'm feelin down. Stede said something bonkers. Wonder what it was. Whatever it was Ed loved it. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's laughing, his face fully scrunched up, his teeth showing.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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pikaole.bsky.social
Rosy maple moth with umbrella 🎀
A Rosy Maple moth decked out in ribbons, holding a gorgeous lace umbrella. A cute and sparkly atmosphere.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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flagmeanssteph.bsky.social
they're the same picture
stede bonnet holding a parasol
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
am i doing this meme right
ed teach and stede bonnet having tea in ofmd s1 ep 7. the caption has been crossed out except for the word "six" ed teach and stede bonnet having tea in ofmd s1 ep 7. the caption has been crossed out except for the word "seven"
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I'd really love to see my speepy peepaw and Buttons have some words wove around them. 🥹
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's elderly, his hair and chest hair is mostly white. He's wearing loose yellow cropped pants and his dark blue robe. Glasses on a chain are around his neck and resting on his chest. He's asleep in a white with flowers wingback chair. Buttons the seagull is sitting on the back of the chair, also asleep. There's a hot tea and a jug of beach flowers on an end table next to the chair. Stede will come inside from his garden to smile at his husband and their old sea-witch friend from the doorway.
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
It's been a while since we've done one of these and I feel it's time once again spark some matches!

ARTISTS: do you have a piece of #OFMD art you'd love to read words for? Reply or QRP this post!

WRITERS: Check the quotes/replies on this post and see if inspiration strikes!
#OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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amladydragonfly.bsky.social
“I never said that”
“You say that all the time”
“You said it today”
🏹🏴‍☠️😏
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic Panel 1: An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever” Panel 2: Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?” Panel 3: The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…” Panel 4: AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
Five guys who simply ooze late '90s Florida youth group pastor from every pore, hanging out at a bar. In the center is a young man with a handkerchief tied over his head and a Corona in his hand. Even in these tender years, you can tell this man has got some sauce in the way the rest of his pals don't. It's his stare, his slightly pouted lips. Even if you didn't know who he was, you'd guess he was meant for big things. You'd be right. It's Oscar Isaac.
September 2, 2023 at 2:53 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
Daily Darby
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
quadrabble(?? it‘s 400 words, explicit) for the prompt: “Stede sucking Ed's cock for the first time and discovering he's *really* into it” from @spinsterism.bsky.social
(i finally managed to write some words YAY sorry for any typos etc) #ofmdfic #idasofmdfic
“Jesus Chr—Stede, fuck, you’ve sucked me dry already.” With a breathless laugh, Ed pushes at Stede’s shoulder, writhing under his eager mouth. Stede makes a disgruntled whine but relents, pulling off his softening cock. “Just a little more? Please?” Stede’s lips are spit-shiny and pink, his hungry gaze fixed on Ed’s cock. “Look, I want to say yes, but seriously, you’ve made me come three times already, not sure I’m physically capable.” Ed threads his fingers into Stede’s hair, messed up beyond anything he’s seen during the months they’ve known each other. Months may not sound like a lot, but it still took them far too long to end up here, sweaty and in love in Ed’s sheets on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Well, ‘lazy’ may apply to how Ed feels, sprawled out and begging divine powers for mercy, but certainly not to Stede, who seems to consider every second without Ed’s cock in his mouth to be tragically wasted, determined to make up for years of lost cock-sucking time all at once. It was a quick turnabout from the shyly admitted “I’ve never exactly done this before” to “can we do it again?” Case in point— “I’d love to suck you while you’re soft. Just… have you in my mouth, take my time. Can I?” Ed pretends the sigh he draws is long-suffering, when it is not-so-secretly full of adoration. “Alright then. Just gimme a second until ‘m not quite so sensitive.” He pets Stede’s hair, scratching lightly at his scalp. Stede closes his eyes, leaning into it with a low hum. Then nuzzling into the crease of Ed’s thigh, sending him a begging look, licking his lips. Ed can’t quite believe his luck. “Go on. Just—be gentle with me, alright?” Stede nods. “Of course. Always.” And Ed knows it to be true. Stede lives up to it, too, carefully exploring with his tongue and his hands, as if wanting to map him out, memorize him from all angles. Ed is still quite sensitive, but it’s a pleasant kind of sensitive, safe and held, Stede treating him like some kind of marvel, so fucking grateful just to have been resting on his tongue, the wet heat of his mouth like heaven. Ed luxuriates in the languid worship, time losing all meaning, until he gets a bright idea. “Have you tried eating ass? Reckon you might like it.”
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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ramsaybaggins.bsky.social
The Secret Life of Stede Bonnet, an OFMD AU by me featuring beautiful art by @artsy-outsider.bsky.social and ezazahaz! For the #OFMDBigBang25

archiveofourown.org/works/731655...
The tags for the gentlebeard fic at the link, available to screenreaders at the link The Secret Life of Stede Bonnet artsy_outsider, ezazahaz, ramsay_baggins Summary: Stede Bonnet, daydreamer, is the negative assets manager at LIFE magazine, working in a never-meeting partnership with famous photographer Blackbeard. When LIFE is bought over by Ricky Banes and the magazine is shut down, Blackbeard sends a special negative reel for the final cover. The only problem is, that negative is missing. Will Stede finally take the leap and go and find Blackbeard, and in the process, himself? A 'The Secret Life of Walter Mitty' (2013) film AU for the 2025 OFMD Big Bang
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Break in between meetings, so it’s time to think about how THEY BOTH TURNED AROUND AHHHH ❤️

#ofmd
Stede looking like Prince Charming, smiling back at Ed Ed looking back at Stede, really wishing he could’ve kissed him
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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taroly.bsky.social
Not sure if this counts as it's technically two fingers? 😂 I have a clip from Ed Fringe
Rhys Darby sticking up two fingers at the end of his stand-up gig, The Legend Returns, August 2025 at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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lousywords.com
So - I am looking for work.

I am an incredibly skilled technical writer with a software engineering background.

If you know anyone or any company looking for that skill set, I'd appreciate the heads up.
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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brainmage.bsky.social
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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wastingyourgum.bsky.social
UK Fantasy author Jo de-Lancey on who they would most like to have breakfast with: "Rhys Darby. I’ve seen him live twice, and both times I laughed myself a six-pack. I love how his stand-up routine is all story based. He’s so entertaining and such a unique talent."
#RhysDarbyFaction
A screencap of article text in Q&A format between Authority Magazine and Jo de-Lancey that reads as follows: (in bold) "We are very blessed that some of the biggest names in Entertainment, Business, VC funding, and Sports read this column. Is there a person in the world, or in the US, with whom you would love to have a private breakfast or lunch, and why? He or she might just see this, especially if we both tag them :-)" (in plain text): "I’d have to say Rhys Darby. I’ve seen him live twice, and both times I laughed myself a six-pack. I love how his stand-up routine is all story based. He’s so entertaining and such a unique talent. I first saw him in Flight of the Conchords as Murray, he was so sweet and such a funny, yet useless, manager for the band. Breakfast with him would be a real laugh, no doubt I’d end up spitting my coffee all over the table."
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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wastingyourgum.bsky.social
I really hope @rhysiedarby.bsky.social does actually see this!
wastingyourgum.bsky.social Al the Archer @wastingyourgum.bsky.social · 1d
UK Fantasy author Jo de-Lancey on who they would most like to have breakfast with: "Rhys Darby. I’ve seen him live twice, and both times I laughed myself a six-pack. I love how his stand-up routine is all story based. He’s so entertaining and such a unique talent."
#RhysDarbyFaction
A screencap of article text in Q&A format between Authority Magazine and Jo de-Lancey that reads as follows: (in bold) "We are very blessed that some of the biggest names in Entertainment, Business, VC funding, and Sports read this column. Is there a person in the world, or in the US, with whom you would love to have a private breakfast or lunch, and why? He or she might just see this, especially if we both tag them :-)" (in plain text): "I’d have to say Rhys Darby. I’ve seen him live twice, and both times I laughed myself a six-pack. I love how his stand-up routine is all story based. He’s so entertaining and such a unique talent. I first saw him in Flight of the Conchords as Murray, he was so sweet and such a funny, yet useless, manager for the band. Breakfast with him would be a real laugh, no doubt I’d end up spitting my coffee all over the table."
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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kellyscaletta.bsky.social
Here's a fun fact for you: Charles Drew, a Black man, is the "father of the blood bank." He figured out how to store, ship and transfuse blood.

But he resigned from the Red Cross because they insisted on "segregating" blood by race.
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM