Lizard 🏳️🌈🏴☠️ | Pabu-Chan's Dad
@appleteeth.bsky.social
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Over here for ofmd screaming mostly. Follow for follow accts will be muted/blocked.
genderqueer | she/they/he (in no order of preference) | 30+ | UK | 🔞 | ❤️💜💙🐙🧵🧶 https://linktr.ee/appleteeth
Over here for ofmd screaming mostly. Follow for follow accts will be muted/blocked.
genderqueer | she/they/he (in no order of preference) | 30+ | UK | 🔞 | ❤️💜💙🐙🧵🧶 https://linktr.ee/appleteeth
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brown hoodie: i’m going to punch you in the face.
nazi child: you’ll get in trouble!
nazi child: *gets punched in the face*
nazi child:
nazi child: you’ll get in trouble!
nazi child: *gets punched in the face*
nazi child:
February 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
brown hoodie: i’m going to punch you in the face.
nazi child: you’ll get in trouble!
nazi child: *gets punched in the face*
nazi child:
nazi child: you’ll get in trouble!
nazi child: *gets punched in the face*
nazi child:
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It is Friday the 13th of February, Stede's bullies have been riding his ass at work all week and he had to be up at thw asscrack of dawn to drive Alma to an indoor lacrosse tournament for the entire weekend.
He desperately wanted to do something special for his new boyfriend Ed this weekend, but...
He desperately wanted to do something special for his new boyfriend Ed this weekend, but...
February 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
It is Friday the 13th of February, Stede's bullies have been riding his ass at work all week and he had to be up at thw asscrack of dawn to drive Alma to an indoor lacrosse tournament for the entire weekend.
He desperately wanted to do something special for his new boyfriend Ed this weekend, but...
He desperately wanted to do something special for his new boyfriend Ed this weekend, but...
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ruined me the first time i saw it. they were diabolical for this
February 14, 2026 at 4:36 AM
ruined me the first time i saw it. they were diabolical for this
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OFMD where everything is the same except Ed wears a candy necklace instead of the pearls
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 AM
OFMD where everything is the same except Ed wears a candy necklace instead of the pearls
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the gayest thing he has ever done and I've seen him kiss a man multiple times
February 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
the gayest thing he has ever done and I've seen him kiss a man multiple times
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stede the whole time that jack is on the ship/hanging out with them
a cartoon of tinkerbell is flying through the air with a light coming out of her feet
Alt: a cartoon of tinkerbell is sitting, crossing her arms and pouting
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
stede the whole time that jack is on the ship/hanging out with them
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
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happy valentine's day! don't forget to rewatch your favorite romcom
February 14, 2026 at 6:46 AM
happy valentine's day! don't forget to rewatch your favorite romcom
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This family I’ve followed for a while needs to raise $315 by today to pay for chemo treatments—it looks like they’re halfway there, so if you have a few dollars to spare and wanted to give to a family in Gaza please consider helping them out!
chuffed.org/project/1206...
chuffed.org/project/1206...
Medical Treatment for Mazen in Gaza
My name is Darius. I am raising money for Mazen, a Palestinian man from Khan Younis who is currently trapped in Gaza with his wife and six sons (and four daughters). Mazen and his family are in desper...
chuffed.org
February 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
This family I’ve followed for a while needs to raise $315 by today to pay for chemo treatments—it looks like they’re halfway there, so if you have a few dollars to spare and wanted to give to a family in Gaza please consider helping them out!
chuffed.org/project/1206...
chuffed.org/project/1206...
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This is a scam. If you see this, DON'T click it.
February 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
This is a scam. If you see this, DON'T click it.
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🌹 Roses are plants
🎀 I've put bows in my beard
🩳 Now let's swap our pants
👬 Wanna do something weird?
🎀 I've put bows in my beard
🩳 Now let's swap our pants
👬 Wanna do something weird?
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 AM
🌹 Roses are plants
🎀 I've put bows in my beard
🩳 Now let's swap our pants
👬 Wanna do something weird?
🎀 I've put bows in my beard
🩳 Now let's swap our pants
👬 Wanna do something weird?
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Just a reminder for anyone who needs it: having a warm and open heart is not a weakness
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Just a reminder for anyone who needs it: having a warm and open heart is not a weakness
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stede bonnet
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 PM
stede bonnet
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This is Stede Bonnet
February 12, 2026 at 7:14 AM
This is Stede Bonnet
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"Why can't we have a calm discussion about AI?"
Cuz the data centers are being built carelessly and at speed, polluting poor neighborhoods, cuz it's drinking my fucking aquifer, and cuz all my art and writing have been plagisrized while the worst assholes crow about my impending obsolescense...
Cuz the data centers are being built carelessly and at speed, polluting poor neighborhoods, cuz it's drinking my fucking aquifer, and cuz all my art and writing have been plagisrized while the worst assholes crow about my impending obsolescense...
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
"Why can't we have a calm discussion about AI?"
Cuz the data centers are being built carelessly and at speed, polluting poor neighborhoods, cuz it's drinking my fucking aquifer, and cuz all my art and writing have been plagisrized while the worst assholes crow about my impending obsolescense...
Cuz the data centers are being built carelessly and at speed, polluting poor neighborhoods, cuz it's drinking my fucking aquifer, and cuz all my art and writing have been plagisrized while the worst assholes crow about my impending obsolescense...
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Thread. I really liked James Van Der Beek, but he supported RFK jr in the ‘24 election. His wife is a MAHA type health influencer. They moved to TX to a 36 acre ranch in 2020, and he’s worked steadily as an actor. He has two projects out this year. SAG insurance is very good.
February 12, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Thread. I really liked James Van Der Beek, but he supported RFK jr in the ‘24 election. His wife is a MAHA type health influencer. They moved to TX to a 36 acre ranch in 2020, and he’s worked steadily as an actor. He has two projects out this year. SAG insurance is very good.
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The audacity to paywall this lmao
like charging an entrance fee to step in dog shit
like charging an entrance fee to step in dog shit
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:37 AM
The audacity to paywall this lmao
like charging an entrance fee to step in dog shit
like charging an entrance fee to step in dog shit
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Selena Gomez oreos are helping New Zealand to get rid of pests. Really thespinoff.co.nz/society/12-0...
Our possums are a problem. Could Selena Gomez be the solution?
How one pop star's limited edition Oreo flavour became a vital weapon in the war against one of Aotearoa's biggest pests.
thespinoff.co.nz
February 12, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Selena Gomez oreos are helping New Zealand to get rid of pests. Really thespinoff.co.nz/society/12-0...
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WHEN WE NEEDED THEM THE MOST!!!
February 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
WHEN WE NEEDED THEM THE MOST!!!
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🌹 Roses are thorny
🏆 Your raid record's middling
🎶 Music makes me horny
🎻 So let's get to fidd-*I am escorted off the premises*
🏆 Your raid record's middling
🎶 Music makes me horny
🎻 So let's get to fidd-*I am escorted off the premises*
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 AM
🌹 Roses are thorny
🏆 Your raid record's middling
🎶 Music makes me horny
🎻 So let's get to fidd-*I am escorted off the premises*
🏆 Your raid record's middling
🎶 Music makes me horny
🎻 So let's get to fidd-*I am escorted off the premises*
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Spoiler alert: Elon Musk will not build a colony or an outpost or so much as an outdoor toilet on the Moon. Not in ten years. Not in twenty years. Not ever. When your dipshit friend or relative expresses excitement over his announcement, just change the subject. There's no point. It's a cult.
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Spoiler alert: Elon Musk will not build a colony or an outpost or so much as an outdoor toilet on the Moon. Not in ten years. Not in twenty years. Not ever. When your dipshit friend or relative expresses excitement over his announcement, just change the subject. There's no point. It's a cult.
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has anyone told you about the time we raised over $100k for trans kids with arts and crafts and the cast and crew got involved? 🤗
February 12, 2026 at 1:56 AM
has anyone told you about the time we raised over $100k for trans kids with arts and crafts and the cast and crew got involved? 🤗