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Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Pabu-Chan's Dad
@appleteeth.bsky.social
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Over here for ofmd screaming mostly. Follow for follow accts will be muted/blocked.

genderqueer | she/they/he (in no order of preference) | 30+ | UK | 🔞 | ❤️💜💙🐙🧵🧶 https://linktr.ee/appleteeth
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Festive House of Games 🎄

(a few more gifs on my tumblr)

#RhysDarby
December 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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His little face!

#OFMD
December 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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We need some financial help to make up for our roommate being on furlough from work over the holidays. Please share our post and give if you are able. Goal is $1500 by Jan 9. Thank you! PP: nivcharayahel V/CA: heathmarie31 #HelpFolksLive2025 #MutualAidRequest 💸💕
December 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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"His name is Ed"

Hit television show Our Flag Means Death, you remain having the best coming out scene I've ever seen, bless you 💕
December 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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god fuck he's so
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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i wasn’t being sarcastic that’s just how i talk
December 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Gentlebeard 🥹
*spits on both hands*
*grips handle of mallet tightly and raises it dramatically over my head*
*swings the mallet down on the carnie's foot*
*grabs an arm load of stuffed animals and yells at my date to run*
December 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Some Calvin & Hobbes-style Garlic Soup shenanigans for December 30 on @roximonoxide.bsky.social 's Advint Calendah 💙

Go check out the full calendar at ourflagmeans.gay/2025/, there are so many fun goodies to discover!!

#OFMDart
December 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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-"Jeff the Teaching Toolman" by @stedezissou.bsky.social: archiveofourown.org/works/53099728 Home decor show host Ed with a talking cat!
-"The Hounds of Love" by @appleteeth.bsky.social, @curiosityrocks.bsky.social, @self-induljennt.bsky.social: archiveofourown.org/works/74901641 Stede's a corgi
archiveofourown.org
December 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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when he 😊😊😊😊
December 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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On the last take I let out the loudest nastiest egg burp, and that was a wrap. Didn’t eat another avo egg sandwich for another 6 months💀🥑🍳🥓🙂

#pluribus #rheaseehorn #vincegilligan #appletv #bts
December 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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absolutely tragic that that this question was on house of games the week before rhys' appearance, what a waste
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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the way this extends past just fanfiction and into general queer spaces is not only annoying but almost dysphoric because i hate being labeled by anyone as either a top or bottom for my actions

most of the "bottom" behaviors are just "feminine" traits and i think some of you need to think abt that
Top/bottom is not a personality trait, a power dynamic, etc. Fan fic writers PLEASE I beg you, stop thinking gay sex positions are hogwarts houses. Nobody seems like a top or bottom in real life. It means nothing.
December 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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my heart will always belong to #OurFlagMeansDeath.
December 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance

Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn

Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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The energy I want to bring to 2026
December 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Steak Knife, who did NOT die
December 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I see we're doing extra-judicial killings again.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Man shot dead by Norfolk Police in Thetford after two-car crash
Officers say the suspect is reported to have left the scene holding a handgun.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 29, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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The embodiment of queer joy
December 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Again,
December 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM