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mustardwrites.bsky.social
YellowMustard
@mustardwrites.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighbourhood condiment 💛
She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘
Unapologetic ofmd girly
NSFW content, Minors DNI
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · Nov 21
Creating a pinned thread of all my pirate fics for easy access! Here's my stuff!
Photo: navy background with flowering mustard plant. Yellow script reads: YellowMustard's Fic Directory
mustardwrites.bsky.social
free space Ed my baby 😌💖
January 5, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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kellykat53.bsky.social
Stede Bonnet, trying his best to connect with this third child of divorce.
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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harpy.party
making him answer my riddles before I'll suck him off
January 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
are we still doing #sexualsunday squad? I would be so sad to see it peter out (also i feel like we all need a little joy in our lives rn) here's my WIP contribution 😌
January 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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sailorsruin92.bsky.social
Late for the Art vs Artist thingy, but ooh boy, at least I had fun with my tablet in 2025 💖
Hopefully, 2026 will be even more fun 🥂

#artvsartist2025 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
art vs artist grid. 1st panel is merstede getting caught by fisherman Ed. 2nd panel is merstede swimming towards the sea surface. 3rd panel is Ed and Stede in the crow's nest. 4th panel is Stede saying "Man for saaaale" and Ed and his money bags in the background. 5th panel is my selfie. 6th is my advent calendar art of Ed hugging Stede from behind. 7th is Ed in their meet cute scene from season 1. 8th panel is gravy basket Ed and merStede underwater and 9th panel show Ed and Stede shirtless in bed, looking at you like you're interrupting something, please leave.
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
absolutely insane to me that this is so clearly taika and not ed
January 5, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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love4ofmd.bsky.social
OFMD, I love everything about you 😭💜🥰💜😭🥰💜
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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wardrobespierre.bsky.social
OP you’re a real one for bringing this to everyone’s attention.
I do try hard not to spill all my negative emotions on the TL and be measured if I feel the need to say something but the truth is I'm mad as a cut snake. The lies on lies on lies. The actually sinister determination to worm her way back into the orbit of people she hurt and traumatised by any means, the utter disregard for other peoples' agency and wellbeing. The exact same patterns of manipulation and gaslighting repeated ad nauseam without shame. Mira, in case it somehow hasn't been made clear to you yet: fuck off and leave people who choose not to interact with you alone. Get help or don't, at this point I don't care, but do not come back with another sock account like you can slap on a new display name and disregard every boundary everyone has ever put in front of you. If you do this shit again you will be found out every time. Nobody owes you second (third, fourth, fifth) chances, least of all the people you bullied and their friends who saw them hurt.
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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poorlyporned.bsky.social
more old art, orig. posted 04.09.22. I'm not saying that beam of light was meant to resemble a lighthouse, but I'm not NOT saying that either.

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
illustration of Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Death. He is lying on the floor of Stede's auxiliary wardrobe. It is dark save for a rectangle of light that stretches up his body. He is nude except for the pink floral robe that is open, exposing his body. His right hand is aorund his dick, and the black cravat is also in the same hand. His stomach is spattered with come. His left hand is pressed against his forehead and he has a pained expression, tears running down his face. His beard is half-grown out. Clothes are strewn around him and there is a footstool knocked over.
April 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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ghostsandmermaids.bsky.social
Ilya Rozanov hearing a loon 🤝🏻 Edward Teach seeing a bunny

"A wolf!"
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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seraphknights.bsky.social
stede: it's hard, I'm such a people-pleaser.
lucius: oh yeah? name three people you've pleased.
January 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
🥺 edward teach yearn on a beach 😟
ed teach looking up sadly at lucius who is delivering the breakup box, it's not a care package (our flag means death s1e8) ed teach sitting on a rock staring into the distance because lucius just told him that stede really likes him (our flag means death s1e8)
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
🦈✨

#ofmdfanart
a digital drawing of ed teach from ofmd wearing an oversized fuzzy blanket hoodie. it has a shark pattern on it.
January 2, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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jaimenmahoney.bsky.social
Me, looking directly at 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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thirdchildart.bsky.social
Co-captains
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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smolbus.bsky.social
happy new year ✨
December 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
Guys guys guys guys guys — I had a thought
(also, Happy New Year)
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Rough digital sketch of Ed and Stede dressed up to the nines, perhaps at the French boat party?? Ed has his season 1 long beard and his hair done in an updo. Stede is bowing to Ed as he extends his right hand, asking to dance. Ed genteelly places his right hand in Stede’s, accepting the offer. They are both making hopeless Eyes at each other.
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Last drawing of 2025! This year has been a tough one. The ups and downs were sharp corners and left many bumps n scrapes. But this community was a constant source of happiness, of perspective, and inspiration. Here's a pensive Ed to wrap up this dickfuck of a year. 🧡 🧡

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's in profile, his top lip is resting on his bent finger. He's having a quiet think about something quiet n thinky.
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
eyelids are glittered, snacks are stocked, The Veronicas are playing at full volume. so so SO ready to say goodbye to this fuckass year🖕love you people so much, this community has given me so much life and hope when i needed it most. hoping to see a lot more of you all next year 💞
it meeee. I'm wearing a sheer black crop top and butterfly clips
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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mermaidinn.bsky.social
them 🥺
Sketch of ed and Stede leaning close togethr after kissing, Stede has his hand in Ed’s hair
December 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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edbbteach.bsky.social
GOD I LOVE THIS QUEER PIRATE SHOW I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE BRING THEM BACK 😭
December 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
one of the cool things i got outta this year is a shiny new interest in tarot. i still rely HEAVILY on the guidebooks to help me interpret but this one was so surface-level clear. my 3-card spread for 2026: what to release, what to receive, what to hold close. i needed to hear this i think 💛
3 cards, rainbow tarot deck. Nine of swords, the hermit, two of cups
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING MEEEEEEE 😍
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
kitten is about to cu-
stede bonnet in that grimy grubby absurdly hot shirt shouting about how he's the captain (our flag means death s2e5) kitten ed teach pressing his palms against the chest as he sits up and his eyes start to roll back while thinking of stede's mean voice in bed (our flag means death s2e5)
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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freakofnurture.bsky.social
i do kinda miss his s1 look cuz why was he so
digital doodle of edward teach from ofmd s1. he is smiling with his face all scrunched up and buried in just so much hair.
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM