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mustardwrites.bsky.social
YellowMustard
@mustardwrites.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighbourhood condiment 💛
She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘
Unapologetic ofmd girly
NSFW content, Minors DNI
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · Nov 21
Creating a pinned thread of all my pirate fics for easy access! Here's my stuff!
Photo: navy background with flowering mustard plant. Yellow script reads: YellowMustard's Fic Directory
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aloc.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/673465...
i don't know.. mb i forgot to post it? it's rbb👀 #edwardteach #ofmd
Ed in breakup robe is captured by Blackbeard with shadow tentacles. Ed's face is forcefully painted.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
my usual post-listen quote repost, feelings conveniently summarised 🫡✨
Whatsapp message: you ever hear a Stede Oh that makes you literally have to hit pause and stare at a wall for a second?? if the answer is no then hahah yeah me neither ✌️ Whatsapp message: update: SD i am in your walls and i will Get You (/pos /menacing)
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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sdryan.bsky.social
This was an absolute DELIGHT to read. Get your fresh, hot ch 9 Free Space pod right here!
sdryan.bsky.social sd (they/them) 🏳️‍🌈 @sdryan.bsky.social · Apr 27
"Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great."

Free Space by @mustardwrites.bsky.social is now a pod! Ch 1 of 8 available! #ofmd #podfic #fanfic

ed/stede, rated e, 60k+, 9hrs

read: archiveofourown.org/works/61423051
listen: archiveofourown.org/works/65051224
Title card for Free Space by YellowMustard, read by sd ryan. Text is white with a halo of neon blue. Background is gradient, nearly black at the edges, flowing through electric blue into a bright white center.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
as someone with a rotten head cold right now i just wanna apologise to any past ed i wrote with a throat rubbed raw. i'm sorry bb this is deeply unsexy huh. i can only hope that when it's the result of dick and not rhinovirus that it feels different. ok that's all, love you xx
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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beeisbuzzing.bsky.social
Happy Birthday, Tbone. And a special thank you to all the taikaholics out there who sent their fav photos.
Thirteen different drawings of Taika Waititi, black and white. Surrounding him are emojis drawn in pink. Style reminiscent of Al Hirschfeld
August 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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jamzenn.bsky.social
"Just hold on
I will find you
I will find you

I'll be light and lead you home when there's nowhere left to go "

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
July 26, 2023 at 11:35 PM
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thinking again about how it looks like Ed gets a little choked up here -- his expression gets a little softer, like he's so happy and in love he's gonna cry, his throat bobs like he's swallowing back tears
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
Started the night drawing whump and somehow ended here.
They do what they want.
#OFMDfanart #OFMDnsfw
A messy digital sketch in red hues of Ed and Stede locked in a passionate kiss. Ed is leaning over his shoulder to meet Stede’s desperate mouth as Stede reaches around to cradle Ed’s head. All you really see is the hint of their bare shoulders, but the implication is that they are getting down. WAY down.
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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jamzenn.bsky.social
calm and quiet #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
July 26, 2023 at 11:37 PM
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pogonr.bsky.social
the foot touch smoochie-ified. you're welcome.

#myart #smoochie #rhyikaverse
September 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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gleafer.bsky.social
HERE YA GO’
Ed enjoying a moment of peace until a spider drops down and his beard fluffs up like a terrified cat tail in the standard frightened pirate way per usual.
November 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
"So, we're gonna have an extremely fun, memorable, deeply cool adventure!" 🧡🏴‍☠️

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death in the Adventure Time style. Stede is running and holding a rolled up map. Ed is running with a rosy maple moth on his finger. The Adventure Time logo has been made to say "Deeply Cool Adventure Time" in the OFMD font with Stede's dagger instead of the sword. Their little petrified orange friend is between Ed and Stede.
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
happy #wipwednesday, here be free space spoilers (BIGGGG ones!! also 🌶️)
“Told you,” Ed tries again, sizzling away like a coil of pure electricity. “Don’t need to go slow with me anymore, mate. I promise, this is it, yeah? This is what I want.” “Oh,” Stede says calmly. “I believe you.” His hands slip down to grip Ed's ass. As in, one-hand-per-cheek grip, firm and bruising. He tugs Ed’s hips into a forward roll; barely an inch, but enough to create some pointed friction where Ed's blatantly, ruthlessly hard, enough to cause a dry hiss of pleasure to arc up Ed's spine about it. Ed lets himself roll into it, spine slackening, jaw loose. Breathing feels optional. Bones, too. Words. Sort of non-obligatory, non-essential. Somewhere beneath the paper-thin whine in Ed’s ears, he vaguely registers that Stede feels just as fucking hard in his pants as Ed does. And then: words. Stede’s, not Ed’s. Slow, deliberate, velvet-soft. “But we will be taking this slowly, Edward. I will be taking this slowly, and I will be savouring every single second. Because you are far, far too beautiful to rush.” If Ed’s melted vanilla chapstick had been sentient, and it had somehow made a sound while it had been melting? That’s the same sound Ed makes now. This warm, drippy, sliding noise in the back of his throat. For a disorienting moment, he can’t fucking see, and he wonders for a sec if maybe he is melting, melting for real, and maybe the process has started in his fucking eyeballs. But no, they aren’t melted. Just rolled back in his fucking head.
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
squad i SHOULD be writing reports for the end of the school year but instead I am planning out my 2026 classroom aesthetic which will be Silly Goose Themed (this course of action is self care, i think 😌✨)
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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parsifon.bsky.social
Guess I’m just posting one drawing a day until I’m up to date lol (it will be quick 😂😭)
This is one of my very first drawing of this fandom !! I actually had to change his back tattoo when S2 came out 😆
November 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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sailorsruin92.bsky.social
Started taking anxiety meds again and felt like this all week
(but like, way waaay less hot 😤)

#ofmd #ofmdfanart
Illustration of Ed in the depression robe, inside the blanket fort with a jar of marmalade on his tummy
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
Today’s Taika
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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skullingway.bsky.social
You should watch it and come back to look at this for all the references
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
some light reading
a digital drawing of stede from ofmd struggling to hold a large stack of books. he’s wearing his gold robe, teal breeches, and reading glasses
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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deanbird.bsky.social
It's Modern!Ed - why is his expression like that? What's he looking at? Why is his hand like that? Tell me your headcanons!! Just for fun

#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
An illustration of Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Death in a modern outfit. His shirt is sleeveless and sheer with a mock-turtleneck and he's wearing a pearl necklace. You can see a pierced nipple and his hawk tattoo beneath. He has creased white pants, but the image cuts off at his hips. He's holding one arm around his middle, and the left hand is bent, palm raised up. His tattoos are on full display on his arms, and his hair is soft and wavy, but the expression on his face is a mix of surprise and interest, as his eyes sparkle. The image is mostly brownish with dark and white colors, but he is outlined in lime green and has a starburst of green behind his head with three brighter star shapes next to his temple.
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
eating my little burrata toast at recess and of my kids came in, saw what i was eating and went "oooh yum is that Bugatti? 😍"

yes child i am eating a Bugatti 😌😌
November 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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silkdusk.bsky.social
lament of the kraken #ofmd
November 2, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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annettefb.bsky.social
Who needs some cozy and sweet?

Comm'd art by @smolbus.bsky.social

#ofmd
Commissioned art by smolbus. Ed and Stede. Ed is wearing Stede's long white sleeping gown and hat. He's blushing and looking down and his right foot is turned out slightly. He looks bashful. Stede is in a white shirt and brown pants. He's blushing and has his hands on his cheeks. There is a tiny red heart above Stede.
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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aimeekitty.bsky.social
Finally had a minute to do this lantern sketch of Ed I'd been meaning to do! OFMD
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
🙀 little tug little tug tiny tug 🥵
little 👄 little tug 🫦 AHH MORE 💦
November 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM