YellowMustard
@mustardwrites.bsky.social
Your friendly neighbourhood condiment 💛
She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘
Unapologetic ofmd girly
NSFW content, Minors DNI
YellowMustard on Ao3!
She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘
Unapologetic ofmd girly
NSFW content, Minors DNI
YellowMustard on Ao3!
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YellowMustard
@mustardwrites.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Creating a pinned thread of all my pirate fics for easy access! Here's my stuff!
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POV: Modern AU Ed curled up in an armchair, having just said something incredibly bratty
January 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
POV: Modern AU Ed curled up in an armchair, having just said something incredibly bratty
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Hey new writers in the fandom or those feeling lost in the shuffle of more popular fics. I know it can be frustrating and disheartening, sometimes it feels like you're writing for an empty room. We all say 'write for yourself' but let's not discount how much we love to get kudos and comments. 1/
January 17, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Hey new writers in the fandom or those feeling lost in the shuffle of more popular fics. I know it can be frustrating and disheartening, sometimes it feels like you're writing for an empty room. We all say 'write for yourself' but let's not discount how much we love to get kudos and comments. 1/
ED WHISPERS ‼️‼️‼️
Sound design is beautiful and wonderful and all of the things.
But voice isolation is also a thing that makes me feel strong feelings.
🔊He's jealous...
But voice isolation is also a thing that makes me feel strong feelings.
🔊He's jealous...
January 17, 2026 at 12:22 PM
ED WHISPERS ‼️‼️‼️
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Have you guys ever though about Ed Teach 🤯
January 17, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Have you guys ever though about Ed Teach 🤯
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January 17, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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Thinking this morning about how much I love Edward Teach... so, same as every morning. And every other part of every day... 🥰
January 17, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Thinking this morning about how much I love Edward Teach... so, same as every morning. And every other part of every day... 🥰
i'm back, babeyyyy 😎
January 17, 2026 at 8:21 AM
i'm back, babeyyyy 😎
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Be not ashamid of how manye wyndowes are open on thy computir at one tyme. Thou art buildinge a skyscraper.
January 17, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Be not ashamid of how manye wyndowes are open on thy computir at one tyme. Thou art buildinge a skyscraper.
just a friendly reminder that second only to edward teach, my cat has the most beautiful eyeballs on the planet. thank you for your attention to this matter 😌🩵
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 AM
just a friendly reminder that second only to edward teach, my cat has the most beautiful eyeballs on the planet. thank you for your attention to this matter 😌🩵
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i just need to look at my baby boy. you understand
January 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
i just need to look at my baby boy. you understand
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Ope guess I'm writing Heated Rivalry fic now? archiveofourown.org/works/77781486
a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses stands in a crowd of people with the words she does n't even go here
Alt: a man wearing a hoodie and sunglasses stands in a crowd of people with the words "she doesn't even go here"
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Ope guess I'm writing Heated Rivalry fic now? archiveofourown.org/works/77781486
I took a self-enforced writing break to let my brain recharge, and got my helix pierced!
Okay but what if we started doing #OFMDFuckeryFridays as a crew and shared one weird (/pos) thing we did that week for emotional self-care ?
Free today. We're all getting secondary trauma right now.
Here are some tools from journalists and therapists that will help: www.patreon.com/posts/digita...
Here are some tools from journalists and therapists that will help: www.patreon.com/posts/digita...
January 16, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I took a self-enforced writing break to let my brain recharge, and got my helix pierced!
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January 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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thinking about how Ed's expression goes from looking weary, tired, dejected & ashamed after his awkward moments w/ the dickheads at the party -
to his whole face lighting up, eyes sparkling, full of wonder & delight after Stede tells him he's very sophisticated & that he wears fine things well ✨
to his whole face lighting up, eyes sparkling, full of wonder & delight after Stede tells him he's very sophisticated & that he wears fine things well ✨
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 AM
thinking about how Ed's expression goes from looking weary, tired, dejected & ashamed after his awkward moments w/ the dickheads at the party -
to his whole face lighting up, eyes sparkling, full of wonder & delight after Stede tells him he's very sophisticated & that he wears fine things well ✨
to his whole face lighting up, eyes sparkling, full of wonder & delight after Stede tells him he's very sophisticated & that he wears fine things well ✨
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Stede really loved this outfit. That’s why he loaned it to his future husband so they could go on an arson date.
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
January 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Stede really loved this outfit. That’s why he loaned it to his future husband so they could go on an arson date.
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
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January 16, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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if you already have an HBO account and loved Heated Rivalry, may I suggest Our Flag Means Death if you’re looking for more unabashedly queer media.
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
if you already have an HBO account and loved Heated Rivalry, may I suggest Our Flag Means Death if you’re looking for more unabashedly queer media.
DGHDSGHDS zero 😌
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
DGHDSGHDS zero 😌
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A lovely character study of David Hollander and his chat with Ilya during the missing scene in s1e6. Podfic now available
Shane/Ilya, G, 4.5k, 32min
Read: archiveofourown.org/works/76616841
Listen: archiveofourown.org/works/77696131
Shane/Ilya, G, 4.5k, 32min
Read: archiveofourown.org/works/76616841
Listen: archiveofourown.org/works/77696131
January 15, 2026 at 11:34 AM
A lovely character study of David Hollander and his chat with Ilya during the missing scene in s1e6. Podfic now available
Shane/Ilya, G, 4.5k, 32min
Read: archiveofourown.org/works/76616841
Listen: archiveofourown.org/works/77696131
Shane/Ilya, G, 4.5k, 32min
Read: archiveofourown.org/works/76616841
Listen: archiveofourown.org/works/77696131
I GOT A LIL SPECIAL DELIVERY TODAY, thank you so much @littlefingies.bsky.social !! snail mail will never not be exciting and completely delightful 💖🥹
(stede babyyy 😭😭😭)
(stede babyyy 😭😭😭)
January 15, 2026 at 10:04 AM
I GOT A LIL SPECIAL DELIVERY TODAY, thank you so much @littlefingies.bsky.social !! snail mail will never not be exciting and completely delightful 💖🥹
(stede babyyy 😭😭😭)
(stede babyyy 😭😭😭)