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YellowMustard
@mustardwrites.bsky.social
Your friendly neighbourhood condiment 💛
She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘
Unapologetic ofmd girly
NSFW content, Minors DNI
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Creating a pinned thread of all my pirate fics for easy access! Here's my stuff!
free space Ed my baby 😌💖
January 5, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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Stede Bonnet, trying his best to connect with this third child of divorce.
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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making him answer my riddles before I'll suck him off
January 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
are we still doing #sexualsunday squad? I would be so sad to see it peter out (also i feel like we all need a little joy in our lives rn) here's my WIP contribution 😌
January 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Late for the Art vs Artist thingy, but ooh boy, at least I had fun with my tablet in 2025 💖
Hopefully, 2026 will be even more fun 🥂

#artvsartist2025 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
absolutely insane to me that this is so clearly taika and not ed
January 5, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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OFMD, I love everything about you 😭💜🥰💜😭🥰💜
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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OP you’re a real one for bringing this to everyone’s attention.
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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more old art, orig. posted 04.09.22. I'm not saying that beam of light was meant to resemble a lighthouse, but I'm not NOT saying that either.

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
April 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Ilya Rozanov hearing a loon 🤝🏻 Edward Teach seeing a bunny

"A wolf!"
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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stede: it's hard, I'm such a people-pleaser.
lucius: oh yeah? name three people you've pleased.
January 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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🥺 edward teach yearn on a beach 😟
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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Me, looking directly at 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Co-captains
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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happy new year ✨
December 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Guys guys guys guys guys — I had a thought
(also, Happy New Year)
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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Last drawing of 2025! This year has been a tough one. The ups and downs were sharp corners and left many bumps n scrapes. But this community was a constant source of happiness, of perspective, and inspiration. Here's a pensive Ed to wrap up this dickfuck of a year. 🧡 🧡

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
eyelids are glittered, snacks are stocked, The Veronicas are playing at full volume. so so SO ready to say goodbye to this fuckass year🖕love you people so much, this community has given me so much life and hope when i needed it most. hoping to see a lot more of you all next year 💞
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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them 🥺
December 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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GOD I LOVE THIS QUEER PIRATE SHOW I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE BRING THEM BACK 😭
December 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
one of the cool things i got outta this year is a shiny new interest in tarot. i still rely HEAVILY on the guidebooks to help me interpret but this one was so surface-level clear. my 3-card spread for 2026: what to release, what to receive, what to hold close. i needed to hear this i think 💛
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING MEEEEEEE 😍
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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kitten is about to cu-
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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i do kinda miss his s1 look cuz why was he so
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM