sel 🏴☠️
@spinsterism.bsky.social
Late Gen X. Asexual disaster. Fandom Old™. Also on Discord. Neurospicy. Ask me about the queer pirate show. #OFMD #RhysDarbyFaction 🔞
🇦🇺 : Bidjigal country
🇦🇺 : Bidjigal country
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wtf y'all, making fun of how someone looks IS. NOT. A. TOOL. FOR. FIGHTING. FASCISM!! It's just mean!! it's just bullying!! it's only going to alienate *checks notes* everyone with a corporeal human form!! which is, *checks notes* everyone!!🖖
January 28, 2026 at 8:54 AM
wtf y'all, making fun of how someone looks IS. NOT. A. TOOL. FOR. FIGHTING. FASCISM!! It's just mean!! it's just bullying!! it's only going to alienate *checks notes* everyone with a corporeal human form!! which is, *checks notes* everyone!!🖖
Mediate (INXS, Kick) but really that whole album was on high rotation
what was your very first “favorite song” growing up as a kid. mine was kiss from a rose by seal
January 28, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Mediate (INXS, Kick) but really that whole album was on high rotation
The day may come when I don't watch this at least 3 times and then repost, but that day is not today
Needed cheering up so I went back to the source youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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January 27, 2026 at 11:14 PM
The day may come when I don't watch this at least 3 times and then repost, but that day is not today
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*Yanks this out of storage and hoists it up on the wall*
January 27, 2026 at 5:21 AM
*Yanks this out of storage and hoists it up on the wall*
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hey quick reminder that small penises are exquisite and being mean about someone's genitals is not a tool for fighting fascism💖🖖🍆🍑💦✨️
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 AM
hey quick reminder that small penises are exquisite and being mean about someone's genitals is not a tool for fighting fascism💖🖖🍆🍑💦✨️
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🎵 Hear your name, a whisper in the wind
Been so long since I have seen you, friend 🎵
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
Been so long since I have seen you, friend 🎵
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
🎵 Hear your name, a whisper in the wind
Been so long since I have seen you, friend 🎵
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
Been so long since I have seen you, friend 🎵
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
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It’s cool to be political in 2026, pass it on
January 26, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It’s cool to be political in 2026, pass it on
January 25, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Please REPOST 🥹 .
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my name is pattie gonia and i challenge pete hegseth to a kettlebell swing competition. i'll win. & i'll do it tucked…...and in heels.
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my name is pattie gonia and i challenge pete hegseth to a kettlebell swing competition. i'll win. & i'll do it tucked…...and in heels.
January 23, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Please REPOST 🥹 .
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my name is pattie gonia and i challenge pete hegseth to a kettlebell swing competition. i'll win. & i'll do it tucked…...and in heels.
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my name is pattie gonia and i challenge pete hegseth to a kettlebell swing competition. i'll win. & i'll do it tucked…...and in heels.
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apologies, i meant to say i encourage a boycott of these cons and to let them know exactly why and exactly how much money they will be losing out on
i found a petition. also calling/emailing them and the convention organizers will help. if you regularly attend conventions, tell them how much you spend at each con on average, including travel, lodging, cosplays, etc
www.change.org/p/ice-out-of...
www.change.org/p/ice-out-of...
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
apologies, i meant to say i encourage a boycott of these cons and to let them know exactly why and exactly how much money they will be losing out on
Somebody's a fan of Clive James 😂 #RhysDarbyFaction
Yall, he called Rogan a condom full of walnuts 💀💀💀💀
January 24, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Somebody's a fan of Clive James 😂 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Fuck Nazis
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Fuck Nazis
Face reveal, wrong answers only
January 23, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Face reveal, wrong answers only
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How about Bangs AND No Beard
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
How about Bangs AND No Beard
OK but like
What if Stede has both
I'm talking an Unusual Biology internal sheath situation where the head and maybe 2 inches are always poking out and then when he gets aroused it's like he's REALLY a grower
What if Stede has both
I'm talking an Unusual Biology internal sheath situation where the head and maybe 2 inches are always poking out and then when he gets aroused it's like he's REALLY a grower
tiny dick stede vs monster cock stede! who wins?
ed. ed wins.
ed. ed wins.
January 23, 2026 at 12:38 AM
OK but like
What if Stede has both
I'm talking an Unusual Biology internal sheath situation where the head and maybe 2 inches are always poking out and then when he gets aroused it's like he's REALLY a grower
What if Stede has both
I'm talking an Unusual Biology internal sheath situation where the head and maybe 2 inches are always poking out and then when he gets aroused it's like he's REALLY a grower
Inglourious Basterds With Big Naturals
The Men With Big Naturals Who Stare At Goats
Three Kings With Big Naturals
The Men With Big Naturals Who Stare At Goats
Three Kings With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Inglourious Basterds With Big Naturals
The Men With Big Naturals Who Stare At Goats
Three Kings With Big Naturals
The Men With Big Naturals Who Stare At Goats
Three Kings With Big Naturals
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 10:47 PM
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain With Big Naturals
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Don’t forget to drip water from your taps. Ice events means power outages and you don’t want the thaw to bring a bigger mess.
Widespread freezing rain and sleet are expected south of the primary snow axis. Significant and damaging ice accumulations are likely, with the potential for long-duration power outages, tree damage, and dangerous travel conditions.
January 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Don’t forget to drip water from your taps. Ice events means power outages and you don’t want the thaw to bring a bigger mess.
Micromanaging (you do not need to know everything about my job)
Mandatory RTO for "collaboration" (the office is silent for 90% of the day)
Corporate language (wtf does "make whole" even mean)
Delaying overdue IT upgrades bc "cost" (please let the file server die bc it would be so fucking funny)
Mandatory RTO for "collaboration" (the office is silent for 90% of the day)
Corporate language (wtf does "make whole" even mean)
Delaying overdue IT upgrades bc "cost" (please let the file server die bc it would be so fucking funny)
What are some workplace pet peeves you have?
One of mine is people asking me a bunch a questions as soon as I get to work. Can I put my stuff down first??
One of mine is people asking me a bunch a questions as soon as I get to work. Can I put my stuff down first??
January 22, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Micromanaging (you do not need to know everything about my job)
Mandatory RTO for "collaboration" (the office is silent for 90% of the day)
Corporate language (wtf does "make whole" even mean)
Delaying overdue IT upgrades bc "cost" (please let the file server die bc it would be so fucking funny)
Mandatory RTO for "collaboration" (the office is silent for 90% of the day)
Corporate language (wtf does "make whole" even mean)
Delaying overdue IT upgrades bc "cost" (please let the file server die bc it would be so fucking funny)
I highly doubt any of these will ever see the light of day. Some of them I'd forgotten about entirely. I miss my writing brain.
![Random fic dialogue
"Take it from a man who [...]"
"I'd love to."
"What?"
"... take it. From you. Vigorously and often."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3atdg4qul6thgr6mq3qdva5k/bafkreig4vnqljbnp56jjm4u4kaxv5hpevfz6tpponegdt65vhfecfmvxom@jpeg)
January 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I highly doubt any of these will ever see the light of day. Some of them I'd forgotten about entirely. I miss my writing brain.
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January 22, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand!
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BREAKING: Kansas City is one of seven "mega centers" in ICE's planned nationwide concentration camp network.
A local real estate company, Platform Ventures, sold out Kansas City by selling a taxpayer-subsidized warehouse to make it happen.
Federal agents are already terrorizing KC residents. 🧵
A local real estate company, Platform Ventures, sold out Kansas City by selling a taxpayer-subsidized warehouse to make it happen.
Federal agents are already terrorizing KC residents. 🧵
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 PM
BREAKING: Kansas City is one of seven "mega centers" in ICE's planned nationwide concentration camp network.
A local real estate company, Platform Ventures, sold out Kansas City by selling a taxpayer-subsidized warehouse to make it happen.
Federal agents are already terrorizing KC residents. 🧵
A local real estate company, Platform Ventures, sold out Kansas City by selling a taxpayer-subsidized warehouse to make it happen.
Federal agents are already terrorizing KC residents. 🧵
Hey @politestmenace.bsky.social, look what I brought home today 🥰
January 21, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Hey @politestmenace.bsky.social, look what I brought home today 🥰
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In Australia we have signs that tell you when the birds are fucking
January 21, 2026 at 1:35 AM
In Australia we have signs that tell you when the birds are fucking