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Susan
@dimsimkitty.bsky.social
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Cats. Vegan. Aroace Lesbian. Bringing the gay pirate brainrot to yet another platform. Edward Teach devotee. I also love Buffy. Xennial. Header pic by @CuFeilidh
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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · Jul 12
Delighted to share my OFMD Reverse Big Bang collaboration with @escargotcargot.bsky.social!

Up Ship's Creek - Teen - Ed/Stede - 43k

Inspired by the world of Schitt's Creek

Chapter one is up with a new chapter posting every 2 days.

archiveofourown.org/works/673966...

#OFMDReverseBigBang
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
@bearofoses.bsky.social speaking of no cats in a picture, just my curtains. Nothing to see here!
December 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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kninjaknitter.bsky.social
Now for your earholes!
#OFMD #OFMDpodfic

soundcloud.com/user-3761719...
December 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
They were insane for this. 😌
ofmdframes.bsky.social Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 2d
how does one…. get it out? 🫦
December 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
I wrote another Christmas fic...

archiveofourown.org/works/76367046
Ed's Christmas Wrapped dimsimkitty Summary: Ed wants nothing more than to have his Christmas shopping over and done with, until he meets a handsome gift wrapper who he can't stop thinking about. Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Christmas, Blackbeard I Edward Teach is Down Bad for Stede Bonnet, Professional Gift Wrapper Stede The Hell Of Shopping Centres At Christmas Time, Southern Hemisphere Christmas Here Flirting Podfic Welcome : : Bonnet, It's Hot Down Language: English Stats: Published: 2025-12-25 Words: 5,067 Chapters
December 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
They're the loudest at the party. And the first and last to karaoke. There's an annual bet in the friend group over how long before Ed calls the nibbles 'whores derves'. Stede suspiciously wins the bet every year. It's three years before their friends catch onto the fuckery. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death in modern day ugly christmas sweaters. Ed is sticking his tongue out and doing devil horns gestures and is wearing a purple and black sweater that says "woke and gay apparel". Stede is giving a thumbs up and laughing while wearing a lopsided Santa hat and a green and black sweater that says "Don't Krampus my style". There's a lurking figure of Krampus to the side of the text. It's ten minutes into the party, they've already had all the spiked punch.
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
In case you missed yesterday’s Advint Calindah, @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social and I collabed on a project with a sexy Santas and pool hustling and all of Christmas smut you could ever want!

Read Steph’s story: archiveofourown.org/works/76229241

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death, dressed in a red plaid vest, a white shirt with rolled sleeves, and red trousers leaning against a pool table and holding a pool cue. There are haphazardly strung Christmas lights on the wall behind him.
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
This time last year me and my Australian pirate pals were having a Christmas day meltdown. 😂
david-jenkins.bsky.social David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · Dec 24
1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).
December 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
You know the rules boys! 🥰😚
tuks.bsky.social tuka @tuks.bsky.social · 5d
happy holidays! they are at a company party and oh no-

#ofmd #gentlebeard
December 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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blackdelphinium.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
Seriously. I've got my sword ready!
blandbeard.bsky.social jules | #LongLiveOFMD @blandbeard.bsky.social · 7d
loving ed teach isn't enough i need to challenge stede bonnet to a duel
December 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
Wrote a fic for Christmas.
archiveofourown.org/works/76054906
Tis The Season dimsimkitty Summary: Tis the season. Whatever that means.... It's Christmas Eve 1998 in Sunnydale, California and Ed's working the night shift at the gas station. Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV) (TV) Buffy the Vampire Slayer Relationship: Blackbeard I Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard I Edward Teach Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Christmas, characters, Vampire Slayer), Very much and OFMD fic set in the canon universe of Buffy, Tis The Season Whatever That Means, The vaguest hint of a Buffy cameo Podfic Welcome First Meetings, Ed and Stede are the main Sunnydale (BtVS) takes place durina the events of, Episode: s03e10 Amends (Buffy the Language: English
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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cassiethornfield.bsky.social
The Pyrate Blackbeard holding a puffer fish (early 1717)

#ofmd #ofmdart #taikawaititi #blackbeard #edwardteach #myart #digitalart
August 25, 2023 at 8:36 AM
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pogonr.bsky.social
tummy smoochies :)))

#myart #rhyikaverse #smoochie

ok i TRIED I WASNT SURE WHAT TO DO??? how were shoes easier than tummies 😭 blame @ericavee.bsky.social
My attempt at a sloppy smooch but its taika and rhys bellies from the quoted pictures
December 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
Watching the TTPD section of the new Eras show and everyone should go read this beautiful fic by @ann-banann.bsky.social that she wrote inspired by But Daddy I Love Him.

archiveofourown.org/works/57040111
But He's the One I Want - ann_banann - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
the look on stede's face when he realizes he gets to keep hanging out with blackbeard and learn how to be a better pirate
legendary blackbeard stede bonnet in ed's leathers, shaking the hand of gentleman pirate edward teach, smiling because ed's agreed to stay and teach him (our flag means death s1e4) legendary blackbeard stede bonnet in ed's leathers, smiling with wide eyes and his fist pressed against his forehead because he can't believe he gets to hang out with and learn from ed teach (our flag means death s1e4) cropped close-up of legendary blackbeard stede bonnet in ed's leathers, smiling with wide eyes and his fist pressed against his forehead because he can't believe he gets to hang out with and learn from ed teach (our flag means death s1e4)
December 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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whitebeam1.bsky.social
Oh to see this beauty sail again 🏴‍☠️
#ofmd
The Revenge (Our Flag Means Death) the most beautiful ship in full sail on a cerulean sea.
December 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
I haven't managed to write anything new for ages but 'tis the season (whatever that means) so here is the silly Christmas fic I wrote last year. Watched a Chistmas movie and decided to make it about Ed and Stede. Rated T.
archiveofourown.org/works/614282...
Dressing The Duke - Chapter 1 - dimsimkitty - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
This gif is 100000 hours long
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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summerlinenss.bsky.social
uhhhhhh anyway
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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tukinky.bsky.social
yay comic! this scene from 'I picture it soft & I ache' by @mediocrepirate.bsky.social floated in my head so there u go 🐱

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August 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
Happy birthday @yerbamansa.bsky.social !!! Can't wait to eat vegan sushi and yap about our pirates with you again one day. 🥰
hookforahead.bsky.social Hook For A Head | Long live OFMD | Pride is a riot! @hookforahead.bsky.social · 18d
It's @yerbamansa.bsky.social's birthday! And to quote @rottensoldier.bsky.social, WE get the gift of being your friend. Happy happy birthday to the best person with whom to share your least chill takes!!!!! 🥳🧁🎉✨🎊🍰🎁🎂👑🤸
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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fcknglunatic.bsky.social
PLEASE read this fic! 🔥🔥🔥
drcfxtina.bsky.social Dr Xtina will see you all in 2026 @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 17d
Thursday treat time - I commissioned @rysi000u.bsky.social to do some spicy art of my sex pollen boys from The Botany of Desire! Mainly because I thought there needed to be more Ed/Stede frottage art 😍🥵 #OFMDnsfw #ofmd
Digital art of Ed and Stede, naked. Stede is sitting on a chair, and Ed is on his lap, straddling him and holding both heir cocks in his hand. Their heads are inclined towards one another and they're both visibly sweating. They are in a greenhouse, with glass and lush green plants in the background.
December 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
A twirl for morale

#ofmd
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
cw: dying pet
I'm sorry if that cw isn't right. I think I'm coming up on having to make a difficult decision. I'm sorry to turn off comments. I just can't. Please buy my book or my art files and help me save for Colby cat. Thank you, pirates.
self-induljennt.bsky.social Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · May 24
My artbook, The World Needs Love Stuff #3, just went up! There's... hold on, there's math involved... 129 pages of artwork, around 300ish individual drawings from the past two years! All for $10! This was done with zero hinges and absolute love.

✨ ko-fi.com/s/b77d17dbb4 ✨

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Cover art for an artbook. It resembles an old map with several scribbled drawings in red all over it. A number 2 has been scratched out and crudely replaced with a number 3. The title of the book is The World Needs Love Stuff.
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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agaywithcoffee.bsky.social
Edward Teach my love #ofmd
Ed from season 2 episode 5. He’s wearing his rice sack onesie and the cat bell around his neck. He’s wet and had his head thrown back. Quite frankly it’s quite sexually suggestive and I have no regrets including this 😋 Ed in season 2 episode 4. He’s back in his leathers and has his hair out and his head tilted back with his eyes closed. Looks like he’s being…taken care of so to speak. Again, no regrets including this. Ed in season 2 episode 3. He has his hair up in a messy bun/pony kind of hairdo with some strands framing his face. He’s looking down with his eyes closed. Best he’s ever looked and he was struggling so bad and almost died several hours later. Ed in season 2 episode 6. He has his head thrown back and also looks like he’s been taken care of 😏 very very sexy of him. His jaw is impeccable.
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM