KalansPhantom 🍐🏴☠️🔞 🪢
@kalansphantomff.bsky.social
Pfp by Inkirtis. Banner by SailorsRuin A little insane, a little chaotic, the horny half of Hingeless and Horny. 3 Million words and counting of gay pirates on A03 https://archiveofourown.org/users/KalansPhantom/works
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For #WIPWednesday in conjunction with @kalansphantomff.bsky.social's BB
Someone is in a lot of trouble... #OFMD
Someone is in a lot of trouble... #OFMD
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
For #WIPWednesday in conjunction with @kalansphantomff.bsky.social's BB
Someone is in a lot of trouble... #OFMD
Someone is in a lot of trouble... #OFMD
Evening boost, I also started a thread in the OFMD Fic Club for the upcoming chapters.
Stede's through the looking glass now. archiveofourown.org/works/656799...
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Evening boost, I also started a thread in the OFMD Fic Club for the upcoming chapters.
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
1 Folding paper
2 Roman warfare
3 Singing in the car
4 Office supplies
5 Oiling leather
6 New book smells
7 Old architecture
8 Haunted Places
9 Folklore
10 Tiny versions of large objects
1 Folding paper
2 Roman warfare
3 Singing in the car
4 Office supplies
5 Oiling leather
6 New book smells
7 Old architecture
8 Haunted Places
9 Folklore
10 Tiny versions of large objects
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
1 Folding paper
2 Roman warfare
3 Singing in the car
4 Office supplies
5 Oiling leather
6 New book smells
7 Old architecture
8 Haunted Places
9 Folklore
10 Tiny versions of large objects
1 Folding paper
2 Roman warfare
3 Singing in the car
4 Office supplies
5 Oiling leather
6 New book smells
7 Old architecture
8 Haunted Places
9 Folklore
10 Tiny versions of large objects
Remy says turn on your volume and enjoy his happy purrs as he gets a purrpop!
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Remy says turn on your volume and enjoy his happy purrs as he gets a purrpop!
Stede's through the looking glass now. archiveofourown.org/works/656799...
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Stede's through the looking glass now. archiveofourown.org/works/656799...
Looking for the next chapter name (by the way I should have thought about how few species' of pears there are) and LOOK! There's a MOONGLOW pear!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Looking for the next chapter name (by the way I should have thought about how few species' of pears there are) and LOOK! There's a MOONGLOW pear!!
Something so magical about seeing a Norwegian Fjord beneath the northern lights.
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Something so magical about seeing a Norwegian Fjord beneath the northern lights.
Just joining the crowd of pretty lights.
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Just joining the crowd of pretty lights.
Happy early #WIPWednesday have a sneak peek at the next Act's and a quiet moment with the boys.
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Happy early #WIPWednesday have a sneak peek at the next Act's and a quiet moment with the boys.
When I say Jenn has created the most awe inspiring and emotional art for Tarte I am not lying. 10/10 highly recommend!
I'm at the vet with my old lady Colby cat. You helped me make this appointment possible, my pirates. I'm likely looking at some pricey meds and food changes so now would be a really good time to buy a comm if you thinkin about it. 🧡🧡 Please send me a dm here or on my ko-fi if you're interested! 🧡🧡
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
When I say Jenn has created the most awe inspiring and emotional art for Tarte I am not lying. 10/10 highly recommend!
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This is such a cool thing that I forgot was happening! Looks like we've still got just under 8 hours to donate to SAGE, Rainbow Railroad, or Cornbread and Roses to enter! I picked SAGE this time but all three are worthy organizations.
The theme is Stede's journal, with 24 drawers to pull out to reveal OFMD-themed trinkets (pins, stickers, jewelry, etc.).
You can make a direct donation of $5 or more to SAGE or Rainbow Railroad and email your receipt to
OFMDSAC [at] proton [dot] me
I'll reply with your ticket number(s) 2/6
You can make a direct donation of $5 or more to SAGE or Rainbow Railroad and email your receipt to
OFMDSAC [at] proton [dot] me
I'll reply with your ticket number(s) 2/6
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This is such a cool thing that I forgot was happening! Looks like we've still got just under 8 hours to donate to SAGE, Rainbow Railroad, or Cornbread and Roses to enter! I picked SAGE this time but all three are worthy organizations.
Tis the season for Ed from Unchained Melody to have complicated pants feelings while shopping for the holidays. 🤣🤣🤣 Omegaverse problems.
Unchained Melody Stede has to do all the shopping from late October through mid-January because Ed has a Pavlovian response every time he sets foot in a store 😏 #OFMD
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Tis the season for Ed from Unchained Melody to have complicated pants feelings while shopping for the holidays. 🤣🤣🤣 Omegaverse problems.
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🪶🪶🪶 Working on feathery Ed and I love him so much I need to seriously be examined for the rest of my life. Have a snip, because today continues to suck for a lot of people.
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
🪶🪶🪶 Working on feathery Ed and I love him so much I need to seriously be examined for the rest of my life. Have a snip, because today continues to suck for a lot of people.
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Nominating my wonderful friends @tresdem.bsky.social and @ofmdzb.bsky.social for people's donations!
Sharon's kofi is here: ko-fi.com/tresdem/goal...
And here's where to support ZB: bsky.app/profile/ofmd...
Sharon's kofi is here: ko-fi.com/tresdem/goal...
And here's where to support ZB: bsky.app/profile/ofmd...
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Nominating my wonderful friends @tresdem.bsky.social and @ofmdzb.bsky.social for people's donations!
Sharon's kofi is here: ko-fi.com/tresdem/goal...
And here's where to support ZB: bsky.app/profile/ofmd...
Sharon's kofi is here: ko-fi.com/tresdem/goal...
And here's where to support ZB: bsky.app/profile/ofmd...
Evening bump if you're looking for kittens and fluff and happy endings.
Kinda needed some fluff today, so finally got all of Fostering Love uploaded with the new additions. archiveofourown.org/works/674814...
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Evening bump if you're looking for kittens and fluff and happy endings.
Kinda needed some fluff today, so finally got all of Fostering Love uploaded with the new additions. archiveofourown.org/works/674814...
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Kinda needed some fluff today, so finally got all of Fostering Love uploaded with the new additions. archiveofourown.org/works/674814...
Well this is disappointing as fuck to wake up to
Someone on Tumblr shared the full cast list for the new Harry Potter audio book...
Fuck you, Joel.
Fuck you, Joel.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Well this is disappointing as fuck to wake up to
Lotsa sad and big feelings today, a little tempted by someone to release the next chapter of Tarte, but also, there are a lot of big emotions in there, so yeaaaaah.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Lotsa sad and big feelings today, a little tempted by someone to release the next chapter of Tarte, but also, there are a lot of big emotions in there, so yeaaaaah.
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Getting some help paying bills
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Getting some help paying bills
What's it like in your head?
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
What's it like in your head?
For #sexualsunday have a sneak peek at my upcoming Big Bang with @tresdem.bsky.social coming in TWO WEEKS. Ed, a late presenting alpha, really isn't prepared for how knots work.
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
For #sexualsunday have a sneak peek at my upcoming Big Bang with @tresdem.bsky.social coming in TWO WEEKS. Ed, a late presenting alpha, really isn't prepared for how knots work.
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Read quoted post for full info. 🩵This is kind of embarrassing to show my current finances… but it is what it is. I also have PayPaI directly & Venm0. #ofmd
ko-fi.com/saucierspoon...
Thank you in advance for even the smallest of contributions. 💜
ko-fi.com/saucierspoon...
Thank you in advance for even the smallest of contributions. 💜
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Read quoted post for full info. 🩵This is kind of embarrassing to show my current finances… but it is what it is. I also have PayPaI directly & Venm0. #ofmd
ko-fi.com/saucierspoon...
Thank you in advance for even the smallest of contributions. 💜
ko-fi.com/saucierspoon...
Thank you in advance for even the smallest of contributions. 💜
Doing a surprise for some special kids this morning with Nationwide Children's Hospital with the barn.
Miss Kitty is less than amused, but is willing to be bought off with treats.
Miss Kitty is less than amused, but is willing to be bought off with treats.
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Doing a surprise for some special kids this morning with Nationwide Children's Hospital with the barn.
Miss Kitty is less than amused, but is willing to be bought off with treats.
Miss Kitty is less than amused, but is willing to be bought off with treats.