SoupBeech
@soupbeech.bsky.social
Your loving and ever-pleonastic T-Bone Thirst Account and Twitter expat. I am GOING to use foul language and mature themes, so be aware of the NSFWness.
There are two things I know for certain:
1. Thomas Carew was Capital ‘H’ Horny
2. Stede devoured “A Rapture” and also read it aloud as Ed lay by the fire.
~Enjoy a tiny snippet of the work in question:
1. Thomas Carew was Capital ‘H’ Horny
2. Stede devoured “A Rapture” and also read it aloud as Ed lay by the fire.
~Enjoy a tiny snippet of the work in question:
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
There are two things I know for certain:
1. Thomas Carew was Capital ‘H’ Horny
2. Stede devoured “A Rapture” and also read it aloud as Ed lay by the fire.
~Enjoy a tiny snippet of the work in question:
1. Thomas Carew was Capital ‘H’ Horny
2. Stede devoured “A Rapture” and also read it aloud as Ed lay by the fire.
~Enjoy a tiny snippet of the work in question:
Sometimes I feel bad because I started out trying to give out equal time to all of my beloveds from the show.
I quickly reverted back to becoming basically Smaug but instead of gold it’s Taika imagery. Or better yet Sméagol, devolving by the day in want of The Precious.
I quickly reverted back to becoming basically Smaug but instead of gold it’s Taika imagery. Or better yet Sméagol, devolving by the day in want of The Precious.
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Sometimes I feel bad because I started out trying to give out equal time to all of my beloveds from the show.
I quickly reverted back to becoming basically Smaug but instead of gold it’s Taika imagery. Or better yet Sméagol, devolving by the day in want of The Precious.
I quickly reverted back to becoming basically Smaug but instead of gold it’s Taika imagery. Or better yet Sméagol, devolving by the day in want of The Precious.
A clip from the autocomplete interview with three very important staples of my personal stanhood.
1. Being extremely Taika-ish here
2. SHOWCASING one of my favorite features in his accent
(The diphthong in Know/Show - knoieuhw 🥹)
3. Gratuitous Hand Thing ✊
1. Being extremely Taika-ish here
2. SHOWCASING one of my favorite features in his accent
(The diphthong in Know/Show - knoieuhw 🥹)
3. Gratuitous Hand Thing ✊
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
A clip from the autocomplete interview with three very important staples of my personal stanhood.
1. Being extremely Taika-ish here
2. SHOWCASING one of my favorite features in his accent
(The diphthong in Know/Show - knoieuhw 🥹)
3. Gratuitous Hand Thing ✊
1. Being extremely Taika-ish here
2. SHOWCASING one of my favorite features in his accent
(The diphthong in Know/Show - knoieuhw 🥹)
3. Gratuitous Hand Thing ✊
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Listen, I know it seems I am too late on #TaikaTuesday, but I think it's NEVER too late for Taika Tuesday. So enjoy this little snippet of IYKYK goodies. I guess more like if you tingle, you tingle - but you get the gist.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Listen, I know it seems I am too late on #TaikaTuesday, but I think it's NEVER too late for Taika Tuesday. So enjoy this little snippet of IYKYK goodies. I guess more like if you tingle, you tingle - but you get the gist.
Trying to catch my Little Dipper buddy in the pretties, but I’m shaking too hard in the cold to get a good shot. 😂 Damn long exposures and me with no stick.
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Trying to catch my Little Dipper buddy in the pretties, but I’m shaking too hard in the cold to get a good shot. 😂 Damn long exposures and me with no stick.
Laying in bed wondering if my dog would be considered a Bogan, what with her natural mullet and all.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Laying in bed wondering if my dog would be considered a Bogan, what with her natural mullet and all.
And still no selfie.
Waititi, when I catch you….
…ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ˢᵐᵒᵒᶜʰᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢᶜʳᵃᵐᵇˡᵉᵈ ᵉᵍᵍˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵒᵃˢᵗ
Waititi, when I catch you….
…ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ˢᵐᵒᵒᶜʰᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢᶜʳᵃᵐᵇˡᵉᵈ ᵉᵍᵍˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵒᵃˢᵗ
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
And still no selfie.
Waititi, when I catch you….
…ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ˢᵐᵒᵒᶜʰᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢᶜʳᵃᵐᵇˡᵉᵈ ᵉᵍᵍˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵒᵃˢᵗ
Waititi, when I catch you….
…ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ˢᵐᵒᵒᶜʰᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢᶜʳᵃᵐᵇˡᵉᵈ ᵉᵍᵍˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵒᵃˢᵗ
Sometimes when you’re in possession of a good reference image, you have to share and avoid gatekeeping at all costs.
😇😇😇
😇😇😇
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Sometimes when you’re in possession of a good reference image, you have to share and avoid gatekeeping at all costs.
😇😇😇
😇😇😇
Sometimes “I see them everywhere” as a concept is questionable.
Other times it is decidedly NOT questionable.
Other times it is decidedly NOT questionable.
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sometimes “I see them everywhere” as a concept is questionable.
Other times it is decidedly NOT questionable.
Other times it is decidedly NOT questionable.
Sitting here, ankle deep in a sinus infection I won’t go to the doctor for and elbow deep in the inner workings of my Franken-Dryer I’ve been fixing for an entire decade.
And I think if i have to hear that droopy gaping orange maw talk about how “things are cheap now, actually” one more time…
And I think if i have to hear that droopy gaping orange maw talk about how “things are cheap now, actually” one more time…
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Sitting here, ankle deep in a sinus infection I won’t go to the doctor for and elbow deep in the inner workings of my Franken-Dryer I’ve been fixing for an entire decade.
And I think if i have to hear that droopy gaping orange maw talk about how “things are cheap now, actually” one more time…
And I think if i have to hear that droopy gaping orange maw talk about how “things are cheap now, actually” one more time…
I think it’s been too long since we’ve seen this.
We - meaning the public “we”, as I see it often. Just not online, in the company of others who might have an opinion on how often I see it.
We - meaning the public “we”, as I see it often. Just not online, in the company of others who might have an opinion on how often I see it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I think it’s been too long since we’ve seen this.
We - meaning the public “we”, as I see it often. Just not online, in the company of others who might have an opinion on how often I see it.
We - meaning the public “we”, as I see it often. Just not online, in the company of others who might have an opinion on how often I see it.
I swear I hold my tongue so much on the internet, Alex Honnold could use it to scale El Cap.
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I swear I hold my tongue so much on the internet, Alex Honnold could use it to scale El Cap.
Uh oh, the inner monologue is concerning again. 🫦🫦
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Uh oh, the inner monologue is concerning again. 🫦🫦
My phone just got violent and played Into The Mystic, so now I’m wading through melancholy and folding laundry.
I used to be cooler than this.
I used to be cooler than this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
My phone just got violent and played Into The Mystic, so now I’m wading through melancholy and folding laundry.
I used to be cooler than this.
I used to be cooler than this.
Sometimes I wonder if Taika looked at himself in full Ed and felt super hot.
And then I remember. It's Taika.
Of course he did.
And then I remember. It's Taika.
Of course he did.
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Sometimes I wonder if Taika looked at himself in full Ed and felt super hot.
And then I remember. It's Taika.
Of course he did.
And then I remember. It's Taika.
Of course he did.
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November 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Looking for a different gift idea this year? How about a #kakapo adoption? Adoptions are open again until 25th Nov, with postage or email options. These fund a significant proportion of our programme and make a real difference to the #conservation work we do. Thanks! www.doc.govt.nz/our-work/kak...
I have seen ‘Death Becomes Her’ probably 50 times or better since I was a kid, for crying out loud. And only TONIGHT did I notice the Young Frankenstein reference???
When T is posting YF content?
Quelle coincidence.
When T is posting YF content?
Quelle coincidence.
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I have seen ‘Death Becomes Her’ probably 50 times or better since I was a kid, for crying out loud. And only TONIGHT did I notice the Young Frankenstein reference???
When T is posting YF content?
Quelle coincidence.
When T is posting YF content?
Quelle coincidence.
I really need some clarity on this.
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I really need some clarity on this.
[unhinges jaw]
Alright. Get in.
Alright. Get in.
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
[unhinges jaw]
Alright. Get in.
Alright. Get in.
The Parliament shirt. 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The Parliament shirt. 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
Last night I heard a random quote on that clock app.
“you are a soul having a human experience, not a human in search of a soul”.
Essentially, you are who you are already. No need to search for worthiness. It is 🔸already inherent🔸, irrespective of what has or will happen to/around you.
“you are a soul having a human experience, not a human in search of a soul”.
Essentially, you are who you are already. No need to search for worthiness. It is 🔸already inherent🔸, irrespective of what has or will happen to/around you.
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Last night I heard a random quote on that clock app.
“you are a soul having a human experience, not a human in search of a soul”.
Essentially, you are who you are already. No need to search for worthiness. It is 🔸already inherent🔸, irrespective of what has or will happen to/around you.
“you are a soul having a human experience, not a human in search of a soul”.
Essentially, you are who you are already. No need to search for worthiness. It is 🔸already inherent🔸, irrespective of what has or will happen to/around you.
This deleted scene of Petyr's funeral was written into the original script that Taika and Jemaine wrote. Which makes me VERY interested to know who was responsible for knowing - and thus quoting - Manfred.
It sets me a-tingle to think it was Bone. 🫦 Literary knowledge makes me sizzle, son.
It sets me a-tingle to think it was Bone. 🫦 Literary knowledge makes me sizzle, son.
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This deleted scene of Petyr's funeral was written into the original script that Taika and Jemaine wrote. Which makes me VERY interested to know who was responsible for knowing - and thus quoting - Manfred.
It sets me a-tingle to think it was Bone. 🫦 Literary knowledge makes me sizzle, son.
It sets me a-tingle to think it was Bone. 🫦 Literary knowledge makes me sizzle, son.
This photo is why a DILF ranking list remains unnecessary.
The proof is in the pudding, so to speak. #TaikaTuesday
The proof is in the pudding, so to speak. #TaikaTuesday
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This photo is why a DILF ranking list remains unnecessary.
The proof is in the pudding, so to speak. #TaikaTuesday
The proof is in the pudding, so to speak. #TaikaTuesday