SoupBeech
@soupbeech.bsky.social
Your loving and ever-pleonastic T-Bone Thirst Account and Twitter expat. I am GOING to use foul language and mature themes, so be aware of the NSFWness.
The business has a CLOSED sign on the door and someone spray painted curse words on the windows.
I can confidently say some parts are now shorter than they were before! But that’s about it. 😂
I can confidently say some parts are now shorter than they were before! But that’s about it. 😂
February 14, 2026 at 7:44 AM
The business has a CLOSED sign on the door and someone spray painted curse words on the windows.
I can confidently say some parts are now shorter than they were before! But that’s about it. 😂
I can confidently say some parts are now shorter than they were before! But that’s about it. 😂
Sometimes you just have to take a pair of shears and chop away at random bits of your hair for a little bit.
Does that look even? WHO KNOWS!!
What does it look like in the back??
NOT MY BUSINESS!!!
Was it a nice craft project that distracted from the Horrors?
FOR A GOOD 16 & A HALF MINUTES!!!
Does that look even? WHO KNOWS!!
What does it look like in the back??
NOT MY BUSINESS!!!
Was it a nice craft project that distracted from the Horrors?
FOR A GOOD 16 & A HALF MINUTES!!!
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Sometimes you just have to take a pair of shears and chop away at random bits of your hair for a little bit.
Does that look even? WHO KNOWS!!
What does it look like in the back??
NOT MY BUSINESS!!!
Was it a nice craft project that distracted from the Horrors?
FOR A GOOD 16 & A HALF MINUTES!!!
Does that look even? WHO KNOWS!!
What does it look like in the back??
NOT MY BUSINESS!!!
Was it a nice craft project that distracted from the Horrors?
FOR A GOOD 16 & A HALF MINUTES!!!
I’ve seen a past bicycle match, and I feel you are completely correct. 😂😂
February 14, 2026 at 7:36 AM
I’ve seen a past bicycle match, and I feel you are completely correct. 😂😂
I’m watching Dark Horse again and I swear something has happened to my brain that makes me see James Rolleston as my very own child.
I have a ridiculous amount of fondness for him. And I see his baby face no matter how old he gets in these films. 🥹
I have a ridiculous amount of fondness for him. And I see his baby face no matter how old he gets in these films. 🥹
February 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I’m watching Dark Horse again and I swear something has happened to my brain that makes me see James Rolleston as my very own child.
I have a ridiculous amount of fondness for him. And I see his baby face no matter how old he gets in these films. 🥹
I have a ridiculous amount of fondness for him. And I see his baby face no matter how old he gets in these films. 🥹
He contains multitudes.
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
He contains multitudes.
Alexa, play “Vogue” by Madonna.
February 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Alexa, play “Vogue” by Madonna.
The evolution is complete.
The kimono tuxedo.
Taika Fashion Final Boss.
The kimono tuxedo.
Taika Fashion Final Boss.
February 13, 2026 at 11:48 AM
The evolution is complete.
The kimono tuxedo.
Taika Fashion Final Boss.
The kimono tuxedo.
Taika Fashion Final Boss.
I do not intend to stop laughing at this, in case you were wondering.
(Yes, I’m sharing a Paparazzi photo, but LOOK AT IT, come on.)
(Yes, I’m sharing a Paparazzi photo, but LOOK AT IT, come on.)
February 13, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I do not intend to stop laughing at this, in case you were wondering.
(Yes, I’m sharing a Paparazzi photo, but LOOK AT IT, come on.)
(Yes, I’m sharing a Paparazzi photo, but LOOK AT IT, come on.)
Same with me, only I had fake Timberlands. 😂😂 I finally got a pair of the ones I had always wanted… two years ago.
And you know what? They are SOOOO uncomfortable. My 20 dollar ones were so much easier to wear.
And you know what? They are SOOOO uncomfortable. My 20 dollar ones were so much easier to wear.
February 13, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Same with me, only I had fake Timberlands. 😂😂 I finally got a pair of the ones I had always wanted… two years ago.
And you know what? They are SOOOO uncomfortable. My 20 dollar ones were so much easier to wear.
And you know what? They are SOOOO uncomfortable. My 20 dollar ones were so much easier to wear.
Oh, and just in case you thought he was joking, I found somebody selling a pair of lows. 😂😂
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Oh, and just in case you thought he was joking, I found somebody selling a pair of lows. 😂😂
Taika's "Ballin' on a Budget" story about having fake Docs.
From today's Vogue Australia event.
From today's Vogue Australia event.
February 13, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Taika's "Ballin' on a Budget" story about having fake Docs.
From today's Vogue Australia event.
From today's Vogue Australia event.
I — LOVED — Jem.
Then I realized I was an adult and could do whatever I wanted.
Then I realized I was an adult and could do whatever I wanted.
February 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I — LOVED — Jem.
Then I realized I was an adult and could do whatever I wanted.
Then I realized I was an adult and could do whatever I wanted.
I don’t take many selfies these days, so these are a couple years old. But enjoy me as Jem ⭐️, me as a person who got to go to the beach, and me as a person who was contemplating a nose ring. ✌🏼
February 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I don’t take many selfies these days, so these are a couple years old. But enjoy me as Jem ⭐️, me as a person who got to go to the beach, and me as a person who was contemplating a nose ring. ✌🏼
Just gorgeous hair. Full stop.
February 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Just gorgeous hair. Full stop.
Please understand that I have a folder of upwards of 600 images that fit this bill, and yet there are some so foul I rarely use them. All of them are not only WORSE than these, but also they completely apply to this photograph.
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Please understand that I have a folder of upwards of 600 images that fit this bill, and yet there are some so foul I rarely use them. All of them are not only WORSE than these, but also they completely apply to this photograph.
Very very very much his hair here. The way it lays on his neck
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Very very very much his hair here. The way it lays on his neck
Uhhhhhhhhhh stunning?!?!?
February 12, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Uhhhhhhhhhh stunning?!?!?
I just wanted you to see this again so I’m not grinding my teeth to powder alone.
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I just wanted you to see this again so I’m not grinding my teeth to powder alone.
If you wanna know the rest of his mihi, he put it at the end of Boy. 🥹🥹🥹
And if I’m not mistaken, I think the awa (river) for Te-Whānau-ā-Apanui is the Mōtū. I could be wrong about that, but I *think* it is.
Don’t mind me, I am just endlessly fascinated.
And if I’m not mistaken, I think the awa (river) for Te-Whānau-ā-Apanui is the Mōtū. I could be wrong about that, but I *think* it is.
Don’t mind me, I am just endlessly fascinated.
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
If you wanna know the rest of his mihi, he put it at the end of Boy. 🥹🥹🥹
And if I’m not mistaken, I think the awa (river) for Te-Whānau-ā-Apanui is the Mōtū. I could be wrong about that, but I *think* it is.
Don’t mind me, I am just endlessly fascinated.
And if I’m not mistaken, I think the awa (river) for Te-Whānau-ā-Apanui is the Mōtū. I could be wrong about that, but I *think* it is.
Don’t mind me, I am just endlessly fascinated.
To be a little pedantic and nitpicky on my own captions, "tēnā koutou" actually translates directly to "there you are" but I used "I see you" because it's closer to the actual meaning behind the phrase as used in context with a group greeting like a mihi. SO. Now I feel better.
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
To be a little pedantic and nitpicky on my own captions, "tēnā koutou" actually translates directly to "there you are" but I used "I see you" because it's closer to the actual meaning behind the phrase as used in context with a group greeting like a mihi. SO. Now I feel better.
Paul Rudd's face while Taika gives his mihi is a perfect example of what my front-facing camera sees every time he drops some Reo on us out of the blue.
(I put the subtitles in there just in case the stream is hard to hear.)
(I put the subtitles in there just in case the stream is hard to hear.)
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Paul Rudd's face while Taika gives his mihi is a perfect example of what my front-facing camera sees every time he drops some Reo on us out of the blue.
(I put the subtitles in there just in case the stream is hard to hear.)
(I put the subtitles in there just in case the stream is hard to hear.)
Sometimes I think about future anthropologists and the wild shit they’re going to infer about me and the contents of my external hard drive.
I assume I’ll be found clutching it.
I assume I’ll be found clutching it.
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Sometimes I think about future anthropologists and the wild shit they’re going to infer about me and the contents of my external hard drive.
I assume I’ll be found clutching it.
I assume I’ll be found clutching it.