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SoupBeech
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Your loving and ever-pleonastic T-Bone Thirst Account and Twitter expat. I am GOING to use foul language and mature themes, so be aware of the NSFWness.
I do not believe in coincidences and I just posted this interview this morning. 💅🏼

Way to round out that list, Bone.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I feel like perhaps someone out there may find themselves laboring under the assumption that I will be normal about this.

Please revisit this notion and delete it from your suppositions. That won’t be happening. Thank you.
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
How is today’s ADHD going?

Wellll, let’s see. I was trying to find a gif of something I was thinking of and instead spent the last 20 minutes crying over Mr. Rogers videos.

I now do not recall what gif I needed but I’m trying to see if I know where a cemetery is in Pennsylvania. So.
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Nah, Bone. Lights ON.
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hearing him use the euphemism "ding dong" always makes me want to make my doorbell joke even more. Stop having the same mental age as me, Taika, it's tearing me apart.
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
There are two things I know for certain:

1. Thomas Carew was Capital ‘H’ Horny

2. Stede devoured “A Rapture” and also read it aloud as Ed lay by the fire.

~Enjoy a tiny snippet of the work in question:
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Sometimes I feel bad because I started out trying to give out equal time to all of my beloveds from the show.

I quickly reverted back to becoming basically Smaug but instead of gold it’s Taika imagery. Or better yet Sméagol, devolving by the day in want of The Precious.
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
A clip from the autocomplete interview with three very important staples of my personal stanhood.
1. Being extremely Taika-ish here
2. SHOWCASING one of my favorite features in his accent
(The diphthong in Know/Show - knoieuhw 🥹)
3. Gratuitous Hand Thing ✊
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Need a 6 hour gif?

#TaikaTuesday
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Listen, I know it seems I am too late on #TaikaTuesday, but I think it's NEVER too late for Taika Tuesday. So enjoy this little snippet of IYKYK goodies. I guess more like if you tingle, you tingle - but you get the gist.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Trying to catch my Little Dipper buddy in the pretties, but I’m shaking too hard in the cold to get a good shot. 😂 Damn long exposures and me with no stick.
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Laying in bed wondering if my dog would be considered a Bogan, what with her natural mullet and all.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
And still no selfie.
Waititi, when I catch you….

…ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ˢᵐᵒᵒᶜʰᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢᶜʳᵃᵐᵇˡᵉᵈ ᵉᵍᵍˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵒᵃˢᵗ
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Sometimes when you’re in possession of a good reference image, you have to share and avoid gatekeeping at all costs.
😇😇😇
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Sometimes “I see them everywhere” as a concept is questionable.

Other times it is decidedly NOT questionable.
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sitting here, ankle deep in a sinus infection I won’t go to the doctor for and elbow deep in the inner workings of my Franken-Dryer I’ve been fixing for an entire decade.

And I think if i have to hear that droopy gaping orange maw talk about how “things are cheap now, actually” one more time…
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I think it’s been too long since we’ve seen this.

We - meaning the public “we”, as I see it often. Just not online, in the company of others who might have an opinion on how often I see it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I swear I hold my tongue so much on the internet, Alex Honnold could use it to scale El Cap.
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Uh oh, the inner monologue is concerning again. 🫦🫦
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
My phone just got violent and played Into The Mystic, so now I’m wading through melancholy and folding laundry.

I used to be cooler than this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Sometimes I wonder if Taika looked at himself in full Ed and felt super hot.

And then I remember. It's Taika.
Of course he did.
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I have seen ‘Death Becomes Her’ probably 50 times or better since I was a kid, for crying out loud. And only TONIGHT did I notice the Young Frankenstein reference???

When T is posting YF content?

Quelle coincidence.
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I really need some clarity on this.
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM