Lumbago Wizard
@saurebummer.bsky.social
Disc golf and falafel wraps ain't in the Constitution, so that piece of paper means nothing to me.
Cursed to root for the Chicago Bulls
Arab-American Queer
🇵🇸🇵🇸
He/They
Cursed to root for the Chicago Bulls
Arab-American Queer
🇵🇸🇵🇸
He/They
Pinned
Canva on the work laptop, NBA preseason on the regular laptop, 100 gecs on the speakers, and Cesium 137 in my pocket
I think since I'm a mid 20s zoomer, my online tolerance is higher than most, but I'm undoubtedly feeling it:
This website is starting to kill me
This website is starting to kill me
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I think since I'm a mid 20s zoomer, my online tolerance is higher than most, but I'm undoubtedly feeling it:
This website is starting to kill me
This website is starting to kill me
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Does anybody else shut their eyes when something is loading in order to make your computer play peekaboo with you?
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Does anybody else shut their eyes when something is loading in order to make your computer play peekaboo with you?
I'm now the Lumbago Wizard and I cast "Swim Trunk Induced Cowboy Walk"
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm now the Lumbago Wizard and I cast "Swim Trunk Induced Cowboy Walk"
Remember the old adage:
The enemy of my enemy is m̶y̶ f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ a great reason to sit back, eat some popcorn and watch the fireworks
The enemy of my enemy is m̶y̶ f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ a great reason to sit back, eat some popcorn and watch the fireworks
Yall genuinely fall for and forgive anything. When they look like you. And that is why we are here. This woman is a fucking monster. But sure I guess because she said sorry with a fucking pinky swear.
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Remember the old adage:
The enemy of my enemy is m̶y̶ f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ a great reason to sit back, eat some popcorn and watch the fireworks
The enemy of my enemy is m̶y̶ f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ a great reason to sit back, eat some popcorn and watch the fireworks
What the fuck is the justification for this
🚨 BREAKING: More than ten people have been injured, including a child in critical condition, after an Israeli quadcopter drone dropped two small bombs on and around Al-Daraj School in Gaza City, the Gaza Civil Defense said in a statement
Officials said one device was dropped at the school’s main...
Officials said one device was dropped at the school’s main...
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What the fuck is the justification for this
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The Government Media Office in Gaza has documented at least 282 breaches by Israel, including airstrikes, artillery fire, and shootings, since the ceasefire agreement came into effect last month.
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The Government Media Office in Gaza has documented at least 282 breaches by Israel, including airstrikes, artillery fire, and shootings, since the ceasefire agreement came into effect last month.
Look at this dudes:
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November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Look at this dudes:
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We meet again, "Call of Duty Black Ops: 7 Anal Probing threat" commerical
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We meet again, "Call of Duty Black Ops: 7 Anal Probing threat" commerical
Country with Rabies
BREAKING: The UN Interim Force in Lebanon (UNIFIL) says Israeli soldiers have fired at its peacekeepers from a tank near an army position in southern Lebanon.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/bbojcn
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/bbojcn
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Country with Rabies
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Another Reuters exclusive
The Biden administration acquired evidence in the last months of its term that senior officials in the Israeli government were openly discussing the ongoing use of Palestinians as human shields by the IDF in Gaza. They sat on the evidence.
The Biden administration acquired evidence in the last months of its term that senior officials in the Israeli government were openly discussing the ongoing use of Palestinians as human shields by the IDF in Gaza. They sat on the evidence.
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Another Reuters exclusive
The Biden administration acquired evidence in the last months of its term that senior officials in the Israeli government were openly discussing the ongoing use of Palestinians as human shields by the IDF in Gaza. They sat on the evidence.
The Biden administration acquired evidence in the last months of its term that senior officials in the Israeli government were openly discussing the ongoing use of Palestinians as human shields by the IDF in Gaza. They sat on the evidence.
They are threatening to burn down Boebert's Diarrhea Gun restaurant
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
They are threatening to burn down Boebert's Diarrhea Gun restaurant
For my cat's POV, me throwing away the moldy veggie sausage that has been behind the stove for months must be like the Burning of the Library of Alexandria
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
For my cat's POV, me throwing away the moldy veggie sausage that has been behind the stove for months must be like the Burning of the Library of Alexandria
Nico Harrison wasn't fired because he was the worst executive deal maker of all time.
He was fired because Chuck Schumer took that title from him
He was fired because Chuck Schumer took that title from him
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Nico Harrison wasn't fired because he was the worst executive deal maker of all time.
He was fired because Chuck Schumer took that title from him
He was fired because Chuck Schumer took that title from him
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It's amazing that this Simpsons gag is 31 years old and has never not been a perfect summation of the Democratic party in those three decades.
October 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It's amazing that this Simpsons gag is 31 years old and has never not been a perfect summation of the Democratic party in those three decades.
AGHHHHGHFHGFFGGHGGG
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AGHHHHGHFHGFFGGHGGG
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The last time New York had a decent mayor was Giuliani, over two decades ago. Say what you will about him (you younger people only know what's become of him after leaving office), but he really did clean up the city. He oversaw the removal of its two biggest eyesores.
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The last time New York had a decent mayor was Giuliani, over two decades ago. Say what you will about him (you younger people only know what's become of him after leaving office), but he really did clean up the city. He oversaw the removal of its two biggest eyesores.
Zohran
/Bulls win/ Cheney Pissrest
WHAT A DAY
/Bulls win/ Cheney Pissrest
WHAT A DAY
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Zohran
/Bulls win/ Cheney Pissrest
WHAT A DAY
/Bulls win/ Cheney Pissrest
WHAT A DAY
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Please Zohran please
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Please Zohran please
If the roles were reversed and Al Gore died today, Trump would say nothing until prompted by reporters and would say:
"Who? Oh the guy that lost right? Anyway, We are going to put a 700 square ft jacuzzi in the white house ballroom"
"Who? Oh the guy that lost right? Anyway, We are going to put a 700 square ft jacuzzi in the white house ballroom"
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If the roles were reversed and Al Gore died today, Trump would say nothing until prompted by reporters and would say:
"Who? Oh the guy that lost right? Anyway, We are going to put a 700 square ft jacuzzi in the white house ballroom"
"Who? Oh the guy that lost right? Anyway, We are going to put a 700 square ft jacuzzi in the white house ballroom"
The goo filled LeBron goo
Goo Filled Lebron James $4.68 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). ow.ly/x9v950VpjH5
The Goo Filled Lebron goo has become hard over the years. Because of this though you can break his arms with a loud snap and then Lebron heals himself after a few hours. Then you can break his arm again.
The Goo Filled Lebron goo has become hard over the years. Because of this though you can break his arms with a loud snap and then Lebron heals himself after a few hours. Then you can break his arm again.
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The goo filled LeBron goo
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It’s not unprecedented (Neurosis/Jarboe is one of the best things either did) but the modern preponderance of collaborative LPs by metal acts and sometimes wildly unlikely partners has been one of the best things about the genre. Love this strange summit chatpile.bandcamp.com/album/in-the...
In The Earth Again, by Chat Pile & Hayden Pedigo
11 track album
chatpile.bandcamp.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It’s not unprecedented (Neurosis/Jarboe is one of the best things either did) but the modern preponderance of collaborative LPs by metal acts and sometimes wildly unlikely partners has been one of the best things about the genre. Love this strange summit chatpile.bandcamp.com/album/in-the...