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saurebummer.bsky.social
Lumbago Wizard
@saurebummer.bsky.social
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Disc golf and falafel wraps ain't in the Constitution, so that piece of paper means nothing to me.

Cursed to root for the Chicago Bulls

Arab-American Queer

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November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Former Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Same goes for the RNC frame too
October 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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It's amazing that this Simpsons gag is 31 years old and has never not been a perfect summation of the Democratic party in those three decades.
Frame from a 1994 Simpsons episode depicting the Democratic National convention The people are angry and the politician at the lectern stares vacuously. The banners above read " we hate life and ourselves" and " we can't govern"
October 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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New pfp
A Reddit post from the Chicago bulls subreddit saying " how many draft picks can we get with Jovucci balzach" Below is a facial composite of the Chicago bulls players (at the time), Josh giddy, Nicola vucevic, Zach LaVine, and Lonzo ball
October 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Texas Christianish Shoegaze band. Disappeared after this one album. No other work
October 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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A blindfolded child about to swing a pinata bat at a hornet nest
October 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Its amazing that all the BlueMaga Kamala Dead-Ender libs can only filter their worldview through large-scale fantasy franchises and then the Dem politicians they stan are literally 1 to 1 him:
Sick King Theoden from Peter Jackson's The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers movie He is a sad husk of an opposition party to Big Evil puppeteered by sneering consultants that secretly work with Big Evil. He also almost exclusively uses his power to stop those in his kingdom trying to take real action against his ostensible enemy.
October 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Hindenburg ass post
Picture of Paul von Hindenburg (last president of the Weimar Republic). Looking decked out in a German military uniform. He famously was the liberal who lost the fascism in Germany
October 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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All I will say about the "AI is actually a minority" discourse is:
An image of the yellow book cover of the Basic Linear Algebra textbook by Serge Lang (it's really good!)
October 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Hey freak. Still trying to kill Arabs?
October 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Me when I find the gun responsible for inventing gun violence
A stock photo depicting A man in a kneeling with an AK-47 in front of him. His fists are clenched in a way that suggests he's about to physically fight the gun.
October 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Bad buddy
September 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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When the bsky homie disses Steinbeck
An animated depiction of the Climax of Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men showing a big smiley man sitting on a log with a small sad man aiming a gun at him from behind
September 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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A bronze bust made by the Nazis in 1939 of Nazi martyr Horst Wessel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_Wessel
September 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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A boomer Facebook AI post showing a woman wearing a Guy Fawkes mask in front a burning AI Whitehouse
September 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Linked in post showing a man in a nice suit sitting in a beautiful antique wooden chair placed in a verdant green field of thriving crops
September 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Picture of a man in a nice suit sitting in a beautiful antique wooden chair placed in a verdant green field of thriving crops
September 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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King is cute. Mo is rocking as usual
A small orange a white cat standing on two legs to luck at a hand
September 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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A small white and orange cat on a blue leash and harness in a hollow tree looking up
September 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Drummers of King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard with Famed Saxophonist and Epstein Associate, Bill Clinton
5 men. Don't know the two on the left. Middle is Bill Clinton. Right two are Eric and Cavs, the two drummers of King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard two drummer era
August 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Those squishy aquarium fleshlight toys got me like:
Troy McLure, Simpsons omnipresent tv presenter and certified fish guy. He looks shocked in a pink sweater and tie with a white color shirt.
August 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM