Jack Satriano
@satriano.io
Dad
Software Engineer at Stripe
Chicago -> Alabama -> Seattle -> NYC
Transit, biking, walking enthusiast
http://satriano.io
Software Engineer at Stripe
Chicago -> Alabama -> Seattle -> NYC
Transit, biking, walking enthusiast
http://satriano.io
This is so disgusting to me as a descendant of Irish and Italian immigrants. Losers like Stephen Miller hated them back in the day as well.
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This is so disgusting to me as a descendant of Irish and Italian immigrants. Losers like Stephen Miller hated them back in the day as well.
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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
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Cars 1.35 million!
We often worry about the wrong things.
People killed annually by
Sharks 10
Elephants 100
Hippos 500
Snails 10,000
Dogs 25,000
Snakes 50,000
People 475,000
Mosquitoes 725,000
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People killed annually by
Sharks 10
Elephants 100
Hippos 500
Snails 10,000
Dogs 25,000
Snakes 50,000
People 475,000
Mosquitoes 725,000
🧪
September 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Cars 1.35 million!
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This happens every day with a collective shrug from most in NYC - particularly the cops and elected officials - while every single crime that happens in the subway is put under a microscope.
A pedestrian was killed by the driver of a massive SUV while crossing the street on the Lower East Side on Thursday night. buff.ly/Pp5HbJ6
Pedestrian Killed by Hit-and-Run Driver on Crowded Lowest East Side Street - Streetsblog New York City
The driver kept going. EMTs took the badly injured woman to Bellevue Hospital, where she died.
nyc.streetsblog.org
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This happens every day with a collective shrug from most in NYC - particularly the cops and elected officials - while every single crime that happens in the subway is put under a microscope.
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This guy always plays with zero mental errors Greg
December 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This guy always plays with zero mental errors Greg
V excited for this new era
NEW: Incoming Mayor Zohran Mamdani will appeal a Queens judge's ruling ordering the city to rip out the new protected bike lane on 31st Street in Astoria. nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/12/17/m...
Mamdani Vows To Appeal Ruling that Killed DOT's Astoria Bike Lane - Streetsblog New York City
The city has yet to appeal the nearly two-week-old ruling — but a new mayor says he'll change that pronto.
nyc.streetsblog.org
December 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
V excited for this new era
Chief of Staff admits ketamine addict was in charge of destroying the government. And nothing is going to come of it lmao.
December 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Chief of Staff admits ketamine addict was in charge of destroying the government. And nothing is going to come of it lmao.
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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27-year-old former comsci student with a single github repo containing a single python script. If you aren't going to finish your degree, you can't expect to land a decent programming job when your only listed relevant experience is "earned a GPA of 4.0/4.0 before leaving the university"
December 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
27-year-old former comsci student with a single github repo containing a single python script. If you aren't going to finish your degree, you can't expect to land a decent programming job when your only listed relevant experience is "earned a GPA of 4.0/4.0 before leaving the university"
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It turns out that people like being in places without a lot of cars and traffic messing things up.
Good data alert coming through! NYCEDC reports that business activity in the congestion relief zone is outpacing the rest of NYC: 4.8% foot-traffic growth in the zone vs. 1% citywide.
www.eenews.net/articles/bus...
www.eenews.net/articles/bus...
Business may have picked up in NY tolling area, economic development report says
According to the study, despite job and business growth in the city, there are still affordability challenges facing city residents.
www.eenews.net
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It turns out that people like being in places without a lot of cars and traffic messing things up.
We're entering an MTA golden age, and our transit loving mayor hasn't even entered office.
Minus big-bucks lifelines, some U.S. transit systems are facing disaster.
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But the MTA is *adding* subway and bus service, not cutting it — and has dodged layoffs.
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“This is a remarkable turnaround just from a few years ago.”
NEW STORY in @thecity.nyc www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/12/m...
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But the MTA is *adding* subway and bus service, not cutting it — and has dodged layoffs.
💰 💰
“This is a remarkable turnaround just from a few years ago.”
NEW STORY in @thecity.nyc www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/12/m...
As U.S. Transit Takes a Dive, MTA Enjoys a Rarity: More Service and Stable Cash Flow
San Francisco and Philly are limping along. Yet in New York, North America’s largest mass transportation authority finds itself running more trains and buses, and limiting fare hikes.
www.thecity.nyc
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
We're entering an MTA golden age, and our transit loving mayor hasn't even entered office.
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This is just some ordinary dude no one had ever heard of, quietly getting by, and the administration has decided in a fit of pique to hound him for the rest of his life because otherwise they'd have to tacitly admit they're capricious incompetent villains. Just let him live, ffs
BREAKING: At 7am ET, in response to the emergency overnight filing, Judge Xinis issued a TRO barring the Trump administration from re-detaining Abrego Garcia.
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71191...
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71191...
Memorandum and Order – #114 in Abrego Garcia v. Noem (D. Maryland, 8:25-cv-02780) – CourtListener.com
MEMORANDUM ORDER granting 112 Motion for Temporary Restraining Order; Respondents are enjoined from re-detaining Petitioner in ICE custody until this Court can receive further briefing from the partie...
www.courtlistener.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This is just some ordinary dude no one had ever heard of, quietly getting by, and the administration has decided in a fit of pique to hound him for the rest of his life because otherwise they'd have to tacitly admit they're capricious incompetent villains. Just let him live, ffs
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If bikes killed this many people there would be mass hysteria gothamist.com/news/driver-...
Driver fatally strikes 60-year-old woman crossing Broadway in Midtown, police say
She had the right of way when she was hit by the driver turning left, according to the NYPD.
gothamist.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If bikes killed this many people there would be mass hysteria gothamist.com/news/driver-...
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He invented the ACA
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
He invented the ACA
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Publicly admitting to war crimes sure is an interesting strategy
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Publicly admitting to war crimes sure is an interesting strategy
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Over to Monaco🇲🇨 where we have exclusive footage of bollards saving lives.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Over to Monaco🇲🇨 where we have exclusive footage of bollards saving lives.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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They never really believed in free speech
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
They never really believed in free speech
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this is just gutter racism
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
this is just gutter racism
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
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Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.