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THE BEAUTIFUL BEANS BOWL TROPHY FOOTAGE
December 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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jodyavirgan.com
Clearly there was a lot of outright lying about what DOGE was up to, but I continue to think that a big part of the story is that this effort was largely driven by AI -- sloppy, random, hallucinated, and reckless.
upshot.nytimes.com The Upshot @upshot.nytimes.com · 3d
On DOGE’s watch, federal spending did not go down at all. It went up. But is still led to cuts that closed offices, canceled programs and deprived people of food, medicine and other aid.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
How Did DOGE Disrupt So Much While Saving So Little?
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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annadent.bsky.social
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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sickoscommittee.org
We gotta bring back nicknames.
December 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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itsthebrandi.bsky.social
Dudes in roller skates can roll up to you doing all sorts of spins and twirls and it's basically the same as flirting. But if a dude rolls up doing that shit on rollerblades, they're about to do some Mighty Duck-level villainy
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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sickoscommittee.org
I set it to the Magnum P.I. theme.
December 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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theferocity.bsky.social
WHEW!!!!!!!!
emilynussbaum.bsky.social Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 10d
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
THIS is what makes my head spin: The president is not a moral figure in any idiom, any land, any culture, any subculture. I'm not talking about the liberal enlightenment that would make him want the country to take care of the poor and sick. I mean he has no Republican values either. He has no honor among thieves, no cosa nostra loyalty, no Southern code against cheating or lying, none of the openness of New York, rectitude of Boston, expressiveness and kindness of California, no evangelical family values, no Protestant work ethic. No Catholic moral seriousness, no sense of contrition or gratitude. No Jewish moral and intellectual precision, sense of history. He doesn't care about the life of the mind OR the life of the senses. He is not mandarin, not committed to inquiry or justice, not hospitable. He is not proper. He is not a bon vivant who loves to eat, drink, laugh. There's nothing he would die for - not American values, obviously, but not the land of Russia or his wife or young son. He has some hollow success creeds from Norman Vincent Peale, but Peale was obsessed with fair-dealing and a Presbyterian pastor; Trump has no fairness or piety. He's not sentimental; no affection for dogs or babies. No love for mothers, "the common man"" veterans. He has no sense of military valor, and is openly a coward about war. He would have sorely lacked the pagan beauty and capacity to fight required in ancient Greece. He doesn't care about his wife or wives; he is a philanderer but he's not a romantic hero with great love for women and sex. He commands loyalty and labor from his children not because he loves them, even; he seems almost to hate them — and if one of them slipped it would be terrifying. He does no philanthropy. He doesn't - in a more secular key - even seem to have a sense of his enlightened self-interest enough to shake Angela Merkel's hand. Doesn't even affect a love for the arts, like most rich New Yorkers. He doesn't live and die by aesthetics and health practices like some fascists; he's very ugly and barely mammalian. Am I missing an obscure moral system to which he so much as nods? Also are there other people, living or dead, like him?
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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edsbs.bsky.social
Hey we just had a bunch of Sherpas tote plutonium up a 25,000 ft mountain in India once and then we just left it up there www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
How Did the C.I.A. Lose a Nuclear Device in the Himalayas? (Gift Article)
A plutonium-packed generator disappeared on one of the world’s highest mountains in a covert mission that the U.S. will not talk about.
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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sickoscommittee.org
Moe is a Man and he’s 40! From the Rich Eisen Show.
December 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
not only could I never have identified the surprise, I'm not even sure I could have guessed the CATEGORY of surprise
cooperlund.online Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 17d
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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rodger.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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celebrityhottub.bsky.social
sometimes my brain goes "huh i wonder what the Cake Boss is up to these days" and Wikipedia provides me with INCREDIBLY strange news like this
In September 2020, Valastro had his right (dominant) hand impaled by a pinsetter at his home bowling alley. His sons and other family members rescued him by cutting him out of the machine. He underwent two emergency surgeries and several subsequent surgeries. He said in November 2023 that he has gotten back about 95% of the strength in his hand.
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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celebrityhottub.bsky.social
guys how are you not giving the Pope a ride-on mower
christopherjhale.bsky.social Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 18d
The first American pope has received a papal lawn mower for use around the Vatican Gardens.
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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jasonkirk.fyi
Everything the body needs
billbarnwell.com Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 22d
I'm at the combination
a combination urgent care and taco bell
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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cjzero.bsky.social
Nice of the referee to wait until the Spurs go down and score before calling a tech on Ant for cussing him out
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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iamhectordiaz.com
new career goal: become journalism intercontinental champion
lukeknox.me Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · Nov 20
apparently there’s a Wyoming org that gives out personalized belt buckles as journalism awards, I’ve never wanted anything more
Personalized belt buckle. It has an old West look and picture of a cowboy riding a bronco.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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redditcfb.com
One of the most devastating community notes, possibly ever.
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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cjzero.bsky.social
You know who's having a great game tonight
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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nba.com
Wemby gets his own rebound off the backboard and scores ‼️

🏆 GSW/SAS LIVE on Prime
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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cjzero.bsky.social
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY 💩 VICTOR...
They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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MINNESOTA EQUIPMENT GUY: i have a fire idea for our helmets

MINNESOTA ATHLETIC DIRECTOR: gopher it
nickpants.bsky.social nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · Nov 15
this helmet 🥰
minnesota helmet is perfect
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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cjzero.bsky.social
"testicles were all over the place"
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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blorgu.bsky.social
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GOP Maintains Solid Hold On Youth That Already Look Like Old Men
YouTube video by The Onion
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November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
Man, I started tearing up for real, this is a great video of us @hollyanderson.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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theonion.com
"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM