Vlad
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
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SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
August 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
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I'll admit, I was skeptical when they said Gemini was just like a bunch of PhDs. But I gotta admit they nailed it.
August 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I'll admit, I was skeptical when they said Gemini was just like a bunch of PhDs. But I gotta admit they nailed it.
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there is simply no possible case for continued support for Israel and there has not been for quite some time
a genocidal regime behaving with utter impunity, unconstrained by even the pretense of international law
a genocidal regime behaving with utter impunity, unconstrained by even the pretense of international law
BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.
August 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
there is simply no possible case for continued support for Israel and there has not been for quite some time
a genocidal regime behaving with utter impunity, unconstrained by even the pretense of international law
a genocidal regime behaving with utter impunity, unconstrained by even the pretense of international law
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The Phanatic is a real son of a bitch.
July 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The Phanatic is a real son of a bitch.
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water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
July 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
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Introducing Drinkable Lava Lamps!
The Lava Lamps you can DRINK!!! 🌋
The Lava Lamps you can DRINK!!! 🌋
July 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Introducing Drinkable Lava Lamps!
The Lava Lamps you can DRINK!!! 🌋
The Lava Lamps you can DRINK!!! 🌋
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Well this is one of the best sketches I’ve ever seen youtu.be/bl8Z7Dl7P9A?...
Professor has MENTAL BREAKDOWN and accuses class of cheating
YouTube video by Almost Friday TV
youtu.be
July 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Well this is one of the best sketches I’ve ever seen youtu.be/bl8Z7Dl7P9A?...
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Briefly thought that Scarlett Johansson was playing a banjo and was suddenly 100% more interested in the franchise.
July 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Briefly thought that Scarlett Johansson was playing a banjo and was suddenly 100% more interested in the franchise.
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Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles
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probably a good time to bring this back
June 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
probably a good time to bring this back
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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Three for the french hens under the sky,
Seven for swans-a-swimming in their halls of stone,
Nine for leaping lords doomed to die,
One for the partridge in his pear-tree throne
Seven for swans-a-swimming in their halls of stone,
Nine for leaping lords doomed to die,
One for the partridge in his pear-tree throne
December 26, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Three for the french hens under the sky,
Seven for swans-a-swimming in their halls of stone,
Nine for leaping lords doomed to die,
One for the partridge in his pear-tree throne
Seven for swans-a-swimming in their halls of stone,
Nine for leaping lords doomed to die,
One for the partridge in his pear-tree throne
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Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
December 20, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
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Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
December 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
wait i'm just catching up, we get an Okami sequel AND a new Fumito Ueda game?!? this is exciting enough news to justify being my first post on here.
December 13, 2024 at 9:06 PM
wait i'm just catching up, we get an Okami sequel AND a new Fumito Ueda game?!? this is exciting enough news to justify being my first post on here.
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Say what you will about Grimes, but I do think it’s kind of sweet to get a vanity plate with your son’s name on it
September 9, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Say what you will about Grimes, but I do think it’s kind of sweet to get a vanity plate with your son’s name on it
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I get my news the old fashioned way (seeing 5 memes in a row about it)
August 15, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I get my news the old fashioned way (seeing 5 memes in a row about it)
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“Are you okay, ma’am?”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”
August 14, 2024 at 1:15 PM
“Are you okay, ma’am?”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”
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An erotic short story in three acts
August 14, 2024 at 11:50 AM
An erotic short story in three acts
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