Nomi Malone
@saltnpepperchips.bsky.social
Queer-southern-leftist snack addict with a penchant for rambling, gaming, and life’s little pleasures. Just a happy little accident.
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All cats can speak Dutch but choose not to
March 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
All cats can speak Dutch but choose not to
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DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA.
Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.
Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.
See how this works?
Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.
Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.
See how this works?
February 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA.
Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.
Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.
See how this works?
Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.
Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.
See how this works?
When @chappellroanbr.bsky.social comes on…you simply cannot tell me that I am not a pink pony girl.
February 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
When @chappellroanbr.bsky.social comes on…you simply cannot tell me that I am not a pink pony girl.
Trader Joe’s Dress Circle cookies have crack in them. I will not be accepting questions at this time.
February 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Trader Joe’s Dress Circle cookies have crack in them. I will not be accepting questions at this time.
God Bless a VPN. I’ll be damned if I’m uploading a picture of my ID to watch porn.
February 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
God Bless a VPN. I’ll be damned if I’m uploading a picture of my ID to watch porn.
I can’t explain how giddy and proud watching @chappellroanbr.bsky.social perform at the Grammy’s made me.
February 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I can’t explain how giddy and proud watching @chappellroanbr.bsky.social perform at the Grammy’s made me.
Welp, with TikTok gone, guess I gotta do my doom scrolling here.
January 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Welp, with TikTok gone, guess I gotta do my doom scrolling here.
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Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.
December 18, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.
Idc if it’s December, it’s finally chilly here so I’m feeling a little hoa hoa hoa hoa
December 2, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Idc if it’s December, it’s finally chilly here so I’m feeling a little hoa hoa hoa hoa
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Happy Sunday!!! :)
December 1, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Happy Sunday!!! :)
Look, idk how else to say it, but social media has influenced me and now I desperately need to be friends with a donkey/another large farm animal
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Look, idk how else to say it, but social media has influenced me and now I desperately need to be friends with a donkey/another large farm animal
If I have to start paying more for maple syrup then I will steal (1) Canadian of my choosing to make up for it
December 1, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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just saw wicked. the green lady could defeat the pink lady in hand-to-hand combat easily and i am tired of being told this is Not So
November 30, 2024 at 4:00 PM
just saw wicked. the green lady could defeat the pink lady in hand-to-hand combat easily and i am tired of being told this is Not So
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No one was trampled to death today looking for deals. Empire in decline
November 30, 2024 at 4:48 AM
No one was trampled to death today looking for deals. Empire in decline
Most of these have been on my shit list for years
Louder for the people in the back…
DO NOT BUY WHERE YOU WILL NOT BE HIRED📢
DO NOT BUY WHERE YOU WILL NOT BE HIRED📢
November 30, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Most of these have been on my shit list for years
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
All day, I’ve been looking forward to the banana-less banana pudding…and there’s bananas in it 🥺😩
a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a water bottle in the background .
ALT: a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a water bottle in the background .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2024 at 5:09 PM
All day, I’ve been looking forward to the banana-less banana pudding…and there’s bananas in it 🥺😩
In this same vein: saw a post that said “taste the rainbow? The rainbow tastes like water,” and skittles just haven’t been the same for me since
Someone once posted “The flavor of water is its temperature” and I think about that a lot.
November 28, 2024 at 3:55 PM
In this same vein: saw a post that said “taste the rainbow? The rainbow tastes like water,” and skittles just haven’t been the same for me since
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Does anyone want to swaddle me and sing a soothing tune until I drift off to sleep? It’s cool if not
November 28, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Does anyone want to swaddle me and sing a soothing tune until I drift off to sleep? It’s cool if not
idc if the trending skin care out of Korea is spreading fire ants on my face - I’m gone try it.
November 28, 2024 at 2:54 AM
idc if the trending skin care out of Korea is spreading fire ants on my face - I’m gone try it.
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me casting the first stone: you know they don't even check to see if you are without sin
November 26, 2024 at 11:28 PM
me casting the first stone: you know they don't even check to see if you are without sin
While I hold my non-existent tumbling locks off my neck
Having a man put a necklace on me in a sensual manner would fix me
November 28, 2024 at 1:53 AM
While I hold my non-existent tumbling locks off my neck
The only Thanksgiving movie that I recognize is “Son-In-Law” starring the one and only Pauly Shore.
November 28, 2024 at 1:24 AM
The only Thanksgiving movie that I recognize is “Son-In-Law” starring the one and only Pauly Shore.
If food was alive, a la Sausage Party: Do you think the name brand items would bully the store brands, forming some sort of food caste system? (Me to the store clerk fixing my self-checkout register)
November 28, 2024 at 1:22 AM
If food was alive, a la Sausage Party: Do you think the name brand items would bully the store brands, forming some sort of food caste system? (Me to the store clerk fixing my self-checkout register)