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creature from the wack lagoon ⚧️🐶
@saintmac.bsky.social
It/They 🖤 27 🖤 Nonbinary Transfem Genderfuck Thing🖤 Poly+Partnered 🖤 Sapphic 🖤 Chronically ill 🖤MDNI 🖤

spooky stuff, horror, oddities+curiosities, music, arts, nature, space, weed, videogames, paranormal, surrealism/absurdism, bimbofication, queer stuff
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hi I'm Mac (it/its), a nonbinary genderfuck thing, and this is my intro post 🤘🏻

I like music, art, fashion, horror, nature, weed, space, oddities+curiosities, surrealism, videogames, makeup, queer shit, and having a good time

fit+makeup from last night to go to a local crafting night market 🤘🏻
wan. brekfest samwitch
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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monday ass friday
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
went to a local coffee shop and the barista clipped my leash to the table so I wouldn't wander off and then put a dog bowl full of Italian soda on the ground
December 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
have to work the day after Christmas so I'm working from home out of spite and now I'm just waiting for my edibles to do the damn thing so I can look at this laptop without succumbing to the urge to snap it in half
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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skeletor rigby
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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“ The daughter of a well known conservative operative , whose paper did not answer the topic at hand and had a carefully planned media campaign , had a trans instructor fired for grading a paper according to the agreed upon rubric”
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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he let me hit because i was "a delight to have in class"
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY ANIMALS
December 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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if you're wondering why your trans friends everywhere are a little on edge right now, it's because a story about a radical conservative christian student abusing rules and processes to deliberately target a trans instructor consistently gets reframed to omit the entirety of the anti-trans bigotry
If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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i stopped making "trans people are the canaries in the coalmine for fascism" analogies when i learned that miners would actually try to save the canaries after they passed out instead of going "wow, 1,000 more canaries and i might start to worry!"
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.

my mom bought whole milk once when I was like 7 and my body soaked up all those cow hormones like an industrial grade sponge
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.

As a kid playing catch with my Dad, he accidentally hit me in the face with a baseball. When I started to cry, he told me "Boys don't cry." He always made good arguments, so I figured that since I couldn't stop crying, that meant I wasn't a boy.
Why did you transition, wrong answers only

Too much yaoi
December 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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race like a piss horse
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
they see I have stickers on the rear window of my car for every member of my family but they don't know that it's me and all the Little Sisters I rescued in Bioshock instead of harvesting their ADAM
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
didn't have maternal instincts until I watched Eraserhead and I spent the entire time watching the movie absolutely distraught over the Eraserhead baby
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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If I lived in a fantasy world I would be a chaser for elves
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Pro-tip: make doctor visits more fun by dressing to stunt on everyone at the clinic. 😌
Such a cute fit
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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it’s sooooo sexy the way u communicate your needs and desires so clearly and honestly
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
explain your username 🎤

my name is Mac and I have religious trauma 💅🏻
explain your username 🎤

the idea of being a free use sex toy is really hot, and the domain was right there
Explain your username 🎤

It’s my name and a green heart emoji
December 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM