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One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
April 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
“Chuck! Chuck! It’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Berry! You know that new home good you were looking for? Well, get a load of this!”
Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.
Kohler unveils a camera for your toilet | TechCrunch
Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.
techcrunch.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“Chuck! Chuck! It’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Berry! You know that new home good you were looking for? Well, get a load of this!”
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Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns
RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
September 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns
Wish I NEWSOM way to get rid of this fucking ghoul
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Gov. Gavin Newsom on Friday announced the creation of a statewide task force aimed at dismantling homeless encampments on state property and expanding access to shelter and services. The State Acti…
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August 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Wish I NEWSOM way to get rid of this fucking ghoul
Not to be all “ummm, actually” but Hannibal Lecter is Lithuanian.
And a convicted felon.
And a convicted felon.
Oct. 2024 poll: 66% of U.S. adult citizens who were familiar with Hank Hill thought if he were to vote in the 2024 presidential election, he would vote for Donald Trump
16% said he would vote for Kamala Harris
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16% said he would vote for Kamala Harris
today.yougov.com/entertainmen...
August 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Not to be all “ummm, actually” but Hannibal Lecter is Lithuanian.
And a convicted felon.
And a convicted felon.
i only brush my teeth once a month so as not to dilute the power of my toothpaste
June 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i only brush my teeth once a month so as not to dilute the power of my toothpaste
If unidentified masked men try to grab you or a loved one, maybe it’s time to consider the Frank Reynolds approach?
If random men in masks claiming to be ICE agents try to grab me, and they’re *not* really ICE, I have the legal right to defend myself against them, yes? And if they are ICE, I don’t?
So how am I supposed to tell the difference? I’m supposed to give my masked kidnappers the benefit of the doubt??
So how am I supposed to tell the difference? I’m supposed to give my masked kidnappers the benefit of the doubt??
I still can't get past the idea that people in America are now supposed to accept that this is a valid form of law enforcement and just assume it's fine when random dudes in groups with face-coverings, no ID, no warrant, & no uniform grab people off the street and force them into unmarked vehicles
June 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If unidentified masked men try to grab you or a loved one, maybe it’s time to consider the Frank Reynolds approach?
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What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity
June 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity
thing is i like the Eucharist served with the sport peppers, but i always remove them off before taking communion
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
thing is i like the Eucharist served with the sport peppers, but i always remove them off before taking communion
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[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me
no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks
May 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me
2 cat + 2 cow = 4 dog
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
May 06,1944
May 06,1944
May 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
2 cat + 2 cow = 4 dog
half price on diesel
Bogue, North Carolina
Population: 703
Photos from Google Places API
Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogue,_North_Carolina
Population: 703
Photos from Google Places API
Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogue,_North_Carolina
May 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
half price on diesel
Diversity: come in a variety of colors
Equity: cover both legs equally
Inclusion: includes balls and butts
Equity: cover both legs equally
Inclusion: includes balls and butts
💥 BREAKING: Levi Strauss shareholders voted today to reject a proposal calling on the company to cease / abolish all DEI efforts (tally TBD). LEVI Board: “Diversity and inclusion principles are critical in ensuring that our products reflect and are relevant to our diverse global consumer base.”
April 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Diversity: come in a variety of colors
Equity: cover both legs equally
Inclusion: includes balls and butts
Equity: cover both legs equally
Inclusion: includes balls and butts
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so they're mycoblogging
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
so they're mycoblogging
legit spent an evening doing long division with friends and had a fucking blast
Young me: learning math is boring, let me do things that turn my brain to mush like hangout online all day.
Old me: my brain is mush, I need to stop hanging out online all day and do something boring, like learning math.
Old me: my brain is mush, I need to stop hanging out online all day and do something boring, like learning math.
April 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
legit spent an evening doing long division with friends and had a fucking blast
Sorry can’t. I’m not sick but I’m not well.
Sorry, can't. Closing time. I don't have to go home, but I can't stay here.
Sorry, can’t. I’m just a rat in a cage.
May 8, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Sorry can’t. I’m not sick but I’m not well.
Well, that’s a relief
March 27, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Well, that’s a relief
Bells will ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling…
March 7, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Bells will ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling…
Phil Tippett’s The Lego Movie
Terence Malick’s Robocop
Ari Aster's The Emoji Movie
February 12, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Phil Tippett’s The Lego Movie
New sex euphemism just dropped: “Shoving Pink”
November 15, 2023 at 10:26 PM
New sex euphemism just dropped: “Shoving Pink”
Wow Dutch restaurants are so different than America
Bad Hesselingen Subtropical Swimming; Badweg 1, 7944 HJ Meppel, Netherlands https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=52.6911062%2C6.179367900000001&query_place_id=ChIJVRAZ2PRyyEcR0dxOO5uDq8Q
November 14, 2023 at 8:52 PM
Wow Dutch restaurants are so different than America
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jay z does not "feel bad" about your girl problems. he's manipulating you
October 5, 2023 at 8:11 AM
jay z does not "feel bad" about your girl problems. he's manipulating you