Sabre
@sabre-manokit.bsky.social
27 She/her 🏳️⚧️ Manokit, Mechanic, Mage, Sage, detective, cowgirl, pirate queen. Wizard. Trickster. Noble. Technomancer. Galvanizer. Emperor of Wyoming. A gal having too much fun. Hakuna Frittata. Anarcho-sharkist. Everything will be beautiful
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Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
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having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
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Sometimes you need a good cry to get through the rest of the day
February 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Sometimes you need a good cry to get through the rest of the day
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fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
February 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
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Even if it doesn’t seem like it, there is always hope for a better future. The worst thing you can do is not let yourself believe that
January 28, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Even if it doesn’t seem like it, there is always hope for a better future. The worst thing you can do is not let yourself believe that
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A suspect has been arrested at a seedy nearby hotel, and is being grilled downtown. Claiming to have had no beef with the deceased, he calls the allegations ungrounded. "I shouldn't be in this pickle," he states. Heartbroken, the victim's mother Patty growled, "I hope he fries!"
July 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A suspect has been arrested at a seedy nearby hotel, and is being grilled downtown. Claiming to have had no beef with the deceased, he calls the allegations ungrounded. "I shouldn't be in this pickle," he states. Heartbroken, the victim's mother Patty growled, "I hope he fries!"
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lest we forget
January 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
lest we forget
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this is the entire article
January 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
this is the entire article
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The funny thing about Biden naming that aircraft carrier the USS George W. Bush is he found a way to piss off the left as well as MAGA
January 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The funny thing about Biden naming that aircraft carrier the USS George W. Bush is he found a way to piss off the left as well as MAGA
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
theonion.com/jd-vanc...
theonion.com/jd-vanc...
January 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
theonion.com/jd-vanc...
theonion.com/jd-vanc...
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absolutely everyone in #rva should read this article. this is very very bad. honestly raises the question of “was the water in Richmond Virginia ever potable to begin with?” www.wric.com/news/taking-...
Five concerning truths about Richmond’s public water system: 2022 EPA report
Richmond’s public water system was found to be crumbling, broken down and filthy during a 2022 federal inspection, with debris ranging from algae to chemical leaks found throughout various pa…
www.wric.com
January 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
absolutely everyone in #rva should read this article. this is very very bad. honestly raises the question of “was the water in Richmond Virginia ever potable to begin with?” www.wric.com/news/taking-...
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there are plenty of nice people in virginia but i think historically it's the source of all evil in the united states
January 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
there are plenty of nice people in virginia but i think historically it's the source of all evil in the united states
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
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My bank app asking if I'm being scammed every time I pay rent and me having to click a button that says no is incredible dramatic irony
January 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
My bank app asking if I'm being scammed every time I pay rent and me having to click a button that says no is incredible dramatic irony
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(didn't read what you wrote) i'm always saying this
January 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
(didn't read what you wrote) i'm always saying this
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This is despicable and Bezos is a cancer
Why I'm quitting the Washington Post
Democracy can't function without a free press
anntelnaes.substack.com
January 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This is despicable and Bezos is a cancer
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Neil banging out the tunes ~
January 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Neil banging out the tunes ~
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in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
January 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
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