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El :)
@blimby.bsky.social
lesbian husband to @katieaki.bsky.social | they/them | 28 | rva, “the new york of the south” | what hurts you hurts me! 🏳️‍⚧️❤️‍🔥
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as promised, my personal blog/newsletter, Elena's Take, is now OFF substack and hosted at elenas-take.ghost.io 👻 if you were subscribed there, you are STILL subscribed, since I was able to move the whole shebang over. 💖 love y'all!
I’m writing a grant to fund a postdoc for me with a very cool prof I’m very excited to work with BUT today they proposed we name a program in our proposal “BuSSE” (“like the bus! 🙂”)
every day they have to use 10000 programs called "bussy" and "mousy" and "hussy". please
please do not call the program I have to use for my paper "SecSSE" (I assume, pronounced "sexy", so I will have to say "sexy" at my dissertation defense!!) I will kms!
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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california sheephead showing teeth in kelp bed habitat
December 8, 2024 at 9:27 PM
feeling self-actualized as the nation’s first male tradwife bc I made fluffy pull-apart rolls for our guests and also a log cabin fire
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
🎵give a dog a booooone🎶
for example they’re soaking my feet and gonna give me a pedicure (but also are singing the “knick knack paddywhack” song and trying to jump and click their heels together)
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’ve been getting into making double portion of pot pie filling this autumn and freezing it, so a few weeks after Pot Pie #1, I can whip out Pot Pie #2 with considerably less effort. and besties, it is really working for me!
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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🐎👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩✨Post-Apocalyptic Lesbian Cowgirl Mailman 🐎🤠💌choose-your-own adventure Pony Express Update 6.12!! 🛀🙏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩⛺🐋
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November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I’m at the aurora hunt. I’m at the postdoc interview prep. I’m at the combination aurora hunt and postdoc interview prep…!
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
dems had to remind us, after last week, that voting for democrats will never do anything ever and they will always generate identical outcomes to republicans. just in case we forgot!
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
real fucking interesting Tim Kaine decided to cave on shutdown when his office is closed and not taking my angry phone calls 🤨⁉️
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Keep Trying
#art
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
all the payday loan app ads are grim as fuck, but the one for "Dave" where the guy is getting an emergency loan on his phone in the line so he can pay for groceries is uh. especially awful! especially now!
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Let’s Live in Prosperity for 1000-10000 Years Together
#art
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Let Her Love Illuminate the Darkest Time of Year 🕯️
#art
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
stress-baked scratch cinnamon rolls and mostly scratch pot pie (puff pastry is store bought)!
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
god, I'm glad Winsome Earle-Sears didn't win. feels fucking good to know at least the person who ran the most abhorrent anti-trans ads I can imagine WON'T be our governor. maybe now we can watch tv without having to see those ads, even! imagine!
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win
Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia governor’s race.
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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same face
May 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
and WHAT, exactly, is wrong with having a beautiful aloof wife with bangs? 🤔😡
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like 🐌
strike these guys out, snell. win the world sneries
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
strike these guys out, snell. win the world sneries
November 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
kanpai! 🥂
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Closed Mouths Don’t Get Fed
#art
October 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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El doesn’t know anything abt baseball & has been getting baptism by fire. They don’t really know what’s going on but they are getting a lot of mileage out of calling Freddie Freeman “Freddie Fishman” from @thatguttershow.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM