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El :)
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lesbian husband to @katieaki.bsky.social | they/them | 28 | rva, “the new york of the south” | what hurts you hurts me! 🏳️‍⚧️❤️‍🔥
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as promised, my personal blog/newsletter, Elena's Take, is now OFF substack and hosted at elenas-take.ghost.io 👻 if you were subscribed there, you are STILL subscribed, since I was able to move the whole shebang over. 💖 love y'all!
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January 19, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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maybe we should start celebrating Grand-Pizza day... get a pizza (short I) on Jan 18 to celebrate our dearly departed and very fast grandfather
it's the two-year anniversary of when I struggled as hard as I could to wake up enough to write down my "really interesting dream" & woke up the next morning to see this
January 18, 2026 at 7:12 PM
lrt: every week I become more and more convinced this would be the best excerpt for the back of the Pony Express Book
January 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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🐎👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩✨Post-Apocalyptic Lesbian Cowgirl Mailman 🐎🤠💌choose-your-own adventure Pony Express Update 6.14!! 💧🍓🍡🐇🤸🏻‍♀️💧
Patreon (paid): www.patreon.com/posts/pony-e...
ao3 (free): archiveofourown.org/works/721030...
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January 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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red bings and rice
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good
After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.
www.ncronline.org
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
just saw an ad for a weight loss app marketing itself as “cute” and “for the neurodiverse”…. I HATE it here!!!
January 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
filled with anger tonight and one small(*) and legal thing my heart desires is for Pope Leo to excommunicate JD Vance. if God can make that happen I will get my ass to Church. yes, I’m an atheist but I’m not above a little bargaining with the Big Man.! one time offer.
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
pestilent vehicle
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Katie and I are back from our Japan trip and finished with our nearly 24h travel day. I ordered groceries to the house and feel so moved by these carefully-packaged eggs in their own separate bag
January 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Happy New Year!!!
Let’s Live in Prosperity for 1000-10000 Years Together
#art
December 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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2025 recap: I made a pretty good deal of drawings. I made and mailed 600+ zines. I even made a few traditional prints. I wrote a LOT!
December 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Yes I know
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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tucking a packet of zyn under my fupa for a little discreet pick-me-up
December 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
this place was too spooky, so I had to take all the good luck items we bought that day and make a Temporary Emergency Shrine and ward for the door with yogurt gummies as an offering. Inari is mostly the Kami of rice and foxes, not like…. Protection, but things were desperate
December 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I’VE BEEN DOING P*TREON FOR FIVE YEARS AND I’M GIVING AWAY HOT PINK RISO EYE BLOBS TO MY MAILING LIST! FOR FREE! AS THANKS! YOU TOO CAN JOIN THE MAILING LIST TO GET SOME CUNTY VASES IN RISO & STICKER FORMS AND FREE STUFF NEXT YEAR! GET MAIL: patreon.com/mildmayfoxe 💌
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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when god closes a door, he— okay he closed another door, but I just know he’s going to open a windo— okay, he closed another door, but you know what they say, when god closes a door, he opens a— ok, it looks like he just closed another door, oh, going for another door, oh he’s doing two at once, but
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
this “cut your tomatoes off and hang them up in your kitchen” shit really works!! and green onions don’t gaf about the weird early December snows 😈
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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the only way I think “extra time on tests” gets misused is as a way to “accommodate” students who would actually benefit from a completely different set of accommodations the university is unwilling to provide. so they can say “there, you’re accommodated, stop complaining.”
December 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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everybody loves to be like “man-hating lesbian, man-hating lesbian” when the BIGGEST man-haters in the WORLD are straight married moms
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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NEW EP ALERT
🌳🌿🌱🌿🌳⛰️🌊🏔️
EPISODE 13: MINES OF MENCIA
🧗🏻🦛🦛🗒️🚁
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
no, because people don’t read PONY EXPRESS
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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“god made male and female and there’s no changing that— these idiots don’t know biology”
the barnacle that changes male crabs to female crabs so they will raise its babies:
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
it’s super bittersweet in December still bringing in last remnants of this year’s garden!! it’s supposed to snow overnight so I cut our very last marigolds. tomato branches I cut still ripening hanging in our kitchen
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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they should fill the bingo daubers with colored cyanide so if you lose, you can just take care of it in the Honorable Bingoer’s Way
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM