Jason Kallelis
@silellak.bsky.social
He/Him. Software engineer, tech nerd, gamer of every sort, consumer of book and podcast alike.
jasonkwrites.com
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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Donald Trump has turned America into a violent fascist kleptocracy. But the NFL just forced some culturally unfamiliar music upon me. I have never felt more politically homeless.
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Donald Trump has turned America into a violent fascist kleptocracy. But the NFL just forced some culturally unfamiliar music upon me. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Second year in a row the halftime show pissed off a pedophile
Angry old man weighs in from his Palm Beach country club.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Second year in a row the halftime show pissed off a pedophile
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the people on our side are so much better than the people on their side. Their side is a cess pit of selfish, sniveling little gremlins, preening toddlers except toddlers have a good excuse for acting that way. They could not conceive of, let alone understand, doing something like this
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
the people on our side are so much better than the people on their side. Their side is a cess pit of selfish, sniveling little gremlins, preening toddlers except toddlers have a good excuse for acting that way. They could not conceive of, let alone understand, doing something like this
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I know nothing about Bad Bunny but this half time show fuckin slaps
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I know nothing about Bad Bunny but this half time show fuckin slaps
Hey if he plants the flag then Puerto Rico becomes a state right? That’s how it works?
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Hey if he plants the flag then Puerto Rico becomes a state right? That’s how it works?
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
There's obviously a lot of things going on in our modern hell-scape but one of the things that keeps standing out to me most is that one of our two political parties is standing firm on "we should continue to have masked law enforcement, actually."
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
There's obviously a lot of things going on in our modern hell-scape but one of the things that keeps standing out to me most is that one of our two political parties is standing firm on "we should continue to have masked law enforcement, actually."
I fucking hate it here
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
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February 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I fucking hate it here
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The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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Regular people get fired for using more than 4 sick days or so a company can artificially report profits. But these evil fucks have the most unimaginably sickening crimes reported in broad daylight and remain in their positions of power. Forget fired, they belong in hell. I feel a new form of anger.
January 31, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Regular people get fired for using more than 4 sick days or so a company can artificially report profits. But these evil fucks have the most unimaginably sickening crimes reported in broad daylight and remain in their positions of power. Forget fired, they belong in hell. I feel a new form of anger.
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When I try to explain to people that investors are generally very, very stupid people this is what I mean.
Video game stocks are suddenly crashing today with the launch of Google's Project Genie as investors think games will start magically getting made with AI
➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...
#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
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#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
January 30, 2026 at 5:35 PM
When I try to explain to people that investors are generally very, very stupid people this is what I mean.
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Gaming stocks are dropping today after Google's rollout of Project Genie, an AI tool that lets users create and explore virtual worlds for 60 seconds. This is the result of a market that does not understand how video games are made. Allow me to suggest that the Street read Blood, Sweat, and Pixels
January 30, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Gaming stocks are dropping today after Google's rollout of Project Genie, an AI tool that lets users create and explore virtual worlds for 60 seconds. This is the result of a market that does not understand how video games are made. Allow me to suggest that the Street read Blood, Sweat, and Pixels
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Hey Critters!
As a quick note, our usual 9AM PT rebroadcast will be postponed this Friday, January 30th, so that everyone at Critical Role has the option to participate in the Nationwide General Strike in response to the ongoing brutality seen across our country, but especially in Minneapolis.
As a quick note, our usual 9AM PT rebroadcast will be postponed this Friday, January 30th, so that everyone at Critical Role has the option to participate in the Nationwide General Strike in response to the ongoing brutality seen across our country, but especially in Minneapolis.
January 29, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Hey Critters!
As a quick note, our usual 9AM PT rebroadcast will be postponed this Friday, January 30th, so that everyone at Critical Role has the option to participate in the Nationwide General Strike in response to the ongoing brutality seen across our country, but especially in Minneapolis.
As a quick note, our usual 9AM PT rebroadcast will be postponed this Friday, January 30th, so that everyone at Critical Role has the option to participate in the Nationwide General Strike in response to the ongoing brutality seen across our country, but especially in Minneapolis.
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For once, CC: legal@nintendo.com
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 5:56 PM
For once, CC: legal@nintendo.com
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Hello Donald this is your political strategist speaking. I am advising you today to please keep saying this stuff
Trump: "I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people who own homes."
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Hello Donald this is your political strategist speaking. I am advising you today to please keep saying this stuff
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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
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you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that