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Rue Salad
@ruesalad.bsky.social
Nonbinary/Neutrois (They/Them)

Retail mercenary, urban druid, southern belle/boy. BREAD IS NOT A FOOTBALL TO BE SQUEEZED!!
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December 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
As Trump continues to appear so many times in the Epstein Files, my patience for people making funny little gay jokes about him and Putin runs a little further out.
December 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Apparently that Avatar movie has been out an entire week and I didn't even realize it until today.
December 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Funny Numbers

xkcd.com/3184/
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Once had a customer clearly looking for an excuse to fight me about something and when I stonewalled him and bagged up his items without comment he glared at his loaf of bread, tossed it onto the counter at me and shouted "BREAD IS NOT A FOOTBALL TO BE SQUEEZED!!" in a southern Baptist accent.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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This is my dad’s Christmas tree.
He has been using the same live tree for more than 20 years.

It’s in a pot on wheels and it goes back to the yard after Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Shaking my head as I vote to take your rights away so that you can see how upset it makes me

looking really sad in line at the bank as I cash my 6 figure super pac checks, sighing and exclaiming to no one in particular "I wish there was a better way!"
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Some of y'all gotta stop going back.
December 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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To the influx of artists and people about to join in from another stupid move by shitty bird app, actually use this place. Genuinely, if you just make an account and leave, then there's no point. Try to post here whenever you can.
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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「Defeat him.」 #HazbinHotel
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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The sheer violence of this Tofu!
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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HASSETT: If the Supreme Court doesn't find with us, refunds would go to whoever cut the check for the tariff

BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that?

HASSETT: Uhh --
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Again if you're tearing apart Larian, then you can't let this slide ether
December 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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I don’t know how to identify a bad parent anymore. But sweeties, you’re doing great!
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Expedition 33 was never my cuppa, but this little revelation (to me) would've been disqualifying to me.

Pretty dickish on their part and I think this is a fair thing to happen to them since they already swept the awards show that doesn't care.
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Zohran Mamdani scares the ADL more than these guys and I think it's fair to ask why
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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after what biden did with space force, yeah my hopes aren't high.
There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
The president's name was added to the sign outside the performing arts center.
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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"you're a man"
ad hominem

"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy

"you're amab"
false dichotomy

"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence

"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur

"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM