CoastalCrab
@rprater.bsky.social
Your local BFG. Tired Dad. May start a commune in the woods if things keep on this track, applications accepted.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
I need a #loveisblind spinoff show that is just Jordan and Joe hitting on random Denver bar patrons
October 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I need a #loveisblind spinoff show that is just Jordan and Joe hitting on random Denver bar patrons
The NC GOP has thumbed the scales enough that nothing legislatively can stop this map redraw. But you know what still works? Money. NC took a massive hit from the HB2 Debacle and changed course. We here need your help again. Planning an NC vacation next year? Change it. Moving here? Postpone it.
October 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The NC GOP has thumbed the scales enough that nothing legislatively can stop this map redraw. But you know what still works? Money. NC took a massive hit from the HB2 Debacle and changed course. We here need your help again. Planning an NC vacation next year? Change it. Moving here? Postpone it.
Bluesky having football to riff on instead of Doom Posting politics has been fantastic
August 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Bluesky having football to riff on instead of Doom Posting politics has been fantastic
Only thing this #astromomer CEO video is missing is a Castellanos homer
July 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Only thing this #astromomer CEO video is missing is a Castellanos homer
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
@minakimes.bsky.social Hey Mina, have you you watched any of the international LIBs? The Japan one has a wall panel they can pass items back and forth in. I need that for our version. The possibilities of sending over notes, trinkets, etc to spike drama are endless.
May 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
@minakimes.bsky.social Hey Mina, have you you watched any of the international LIBs? The Japan one has a wall panel they can pass items back and forth in. I need that for our version. The possibilities of sending over notes, trinkets, etc to spike drama are endless.
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congress should consider stopping the stupidest person who has ever lived from destroying the economy
Trump: "We were losing hundreds of billions of dollars with China. Now we're essentially not doing business with China. Therefore, we're saving hundreds of billions of dollars. It's very simple."
May 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
congress should consider stopping the stupidest person who has ever lived from destroying the economy
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You could not have prevented Dan Campbell from taking Tate Ratledge with heavy weapons
April 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You could not have prevented Dan Campbell from taking Tate Ratledge with heavy weapons
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someone get Dan Campbell a wider monitor
April 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
someone get Dan Campbell a wider monitor
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He's going to drop all of these tariffs in a couple months, and then he's going to declare victory and trumpet the fact that the DOW went up 1000 points, and I literally fucking beg the media not to just print that as news without context both in headlines and column inches
April 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
He's going to drop all of these tariffs in a couple months, and then he's going to declare victory and trumpet the fact that the DOW went up 1000 points, and I literally fucking beg the media not to just print that as news without context both in headlines and column inches
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me as a child: I can't believe my poor great-grandma had to live through both a global pandemic and a global economic collapse
me now: I can't believe my lucky great-grandma got to wait nine whole years between her global pandemic and global economic collapse
me now: I can't believe my lucky great-grandma got to wait nine whole years between her global pandemic and global economic collapse
April 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
me as a child: I can't believe my poor great-grandma had to live through both a global pandemic and a global economic collapse
me now: I can't believe my lucky great-grandma got to wait nine whole years between her global pandemic and global economic collapse
me now: I can't believe my lucky great-grandma got to wait nine whole years between her global pandemic and global economic collapse
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if i was an bears lions or vikings fan i think i would post this photo literally one million times
April 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
if i was an bears lions or vikings fan i think i would post this photo literally one million times
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Musk is like that ep of The Simpsons where Homer somehow manages to trigger a nuclear meltdown in a test lab with no radioactive material in it.
February 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Musk is like that ep of The Simpsons where Homer somehow manages to trigger a nuclear meltdown in a test lab with no radioactive material in it.
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We really need to encourage Elon on personally exploring the ocean floor.
June 21, 2023 at 1:12 PM
We really need to encourage Elon on personally exploring the ocean floor.
What if we kissed in the Encarta Mindmaze?
February 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
What if we kissed in the Encarta Mindmaze?
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I fully support DOGE
Department
Of
Goo-goo Dolls
Enthusiasts
Department
Of
Goo-goo Dolls
Enthusiasts
February 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I fully support DOGE
Department
Of
Goo-goo Dolls
Enthusiasts
Department
Of
Goo-goo Dolls
Enthusiasts
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Just did it myself.
Just because.
Just because.
A quick resistance task:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
February 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just did it myself.
Just because.
Just because.
This shit from Trump seems designed to make already marginalized people more desperate, leading to increased crime just to survive, and the crackdown seemingly justified. And when swollen prisoner ranks are used for free labor, well that's just a bonus to former government functions now privatized.
February 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This shit from Trump seems designed to make already marginalized people more desperate, leading to increased crime just to survive, and the crackdown seemingly justified. And when swollen prisoner ranks are used for free labor, well that's just a bonus to former government functions now privatized.
Remember when this was satire
February 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Remember when this was satire