CoastalCrab
@rprater.bsky.social
Your local BFG. Tired Dad. May start a commune in the woods if things keep on this track, applications accepted.
Remember when this was satire
February 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Remember when this was satire
There's only one woman for the job
December 22, 2024 at 1:13 AM
There's only one woman for the job
"You ain't seen nothin' yet, a-a-a-aliens, you ain't seen nothin' yet"
November 23, 2024 at 6:34 PM
"You ain't seen nothin' yet, a-a-a-aliens, you ain't seen nothin' yet"
Clarence Thomas lining up all those bribes right now
December 19, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Clarence Thomas lining up all those bribes right now
Suck it, nerds. I've been reelected Mayor of Bonerville for a record 90th year.
November 8, 2023 at 3:10 AM
Suck it, nerds. I've been reelected Mayor of Bonerville for a record 90th year.
What's a random quote from The Simpsons that pops into your head from time to time
October 21, 2023 at 5:23 PM
What's a random quote from The Simpsons that pops into your head from time to time
@briancgrubb.bsky.social This seems right up your alley.
August 4, 2023 at 6:26 PM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social This seems right up your alley.
Doing the owl call noises in Owl Moon is the kid's favorite. Then when this big bastard arrives it's a show stopper.
June 25, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Doing the owl call noises in Owl Moon is the kid's favorite. Then when this big bastard arrives it's a show stopper.
Me watching Russian strong men fight it out
June 24, 2023 at 3:39 PM
Me watching Russian strong men fight it out
Holy shit, Car Ramrod is real!
June 23, 2023 at 3:32 PM
Holy shit, Car Ramrod is real!