That level of Diet Cokes are the gateway drug to white Monsters. That may really finish the job after a few of those per day.

I'm sure Barstool content moves the needle for you but c'mon, this guys whole schtick is manufacturing drama for clicks. Of course he's gonna gin up some bullshit today of all days.

Me and Grammy ambling through this Belk one department at a time

Physicality, Verticality up there for me

I have like six followers but maybe @kevinmkruse.bsky.social and @thehometownholler.bsky.social have a more refined approach than I offer here. Anything helps at this point.

I'm especially calling on Ohioans, NYers, NJites, FLidians, and the other license plate states I see here all summer long. You can show our Finger In The Ears government they are not above reproach. This city, Wilmington, lives on tourism. Shake that up and see how quickly they start to listen.

And I have 43 hours until the Lions Chiefs shootout also keeps me up til 1am

(Ahem) BALL DONT LIE

It'll grow on me but the play clock being offset from the tackle box took a second to find

I knew we Lions fans were fucked when he was doing that with a laminated play sheet on the sidelines

Uh oh, Tarleton beating the Army? Time to bring out the Swamp Fox.

Yah Caputo, it was better when the Tigers' announcers were fighting each other over the "good chair".

Whenever I see a mailman I always say to myself "Sort this, file that, I'll make'em all pay" from MST3K

The most Italian thing we have is that old Spaghetti Warehouse downtown that hasn't been renovated in forty years

Maybe it's a Southeast thing but my kid has like 8 Masons and Graysons in her daycare class.

Our flood insurance in NC has gone from $700, to $900, to $1100 in two years. And that's just flood. Also have to have wind and hail policy. If this trend continues we'll all be priced out of insurance in a decade.