Dan Entwistle
@garciansmith.bsky.social
I'm like Bubsy the Bobcat: I look OK in 2D, but completely fall apart in 3D. MUFC. He/Him
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
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Laughed out loud at this clip of a guy doing a very solid Trump as a bit running into a player named "Chris Hansen".
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Laughed out loud at this clip of a guy doing a very solid Trump as a bit running into a player named "Chris Hansen".
Fingers crossed that I'm huffing massive copium, but I'm hoping this "companion" is a tutorial mechanic to just get you to play the game as a Metroid game, and not something you have to suffer from constantly. Great preview from Andy below 👇
So far, Metroid Prime 4 doesn’t feel much like Metroid at all – and I’m worried.
www.videogameschronicle.com/features/so-...
www.videogameschronicle.com/features/so-...
So far, Metroid Prime 4 doesn’t feel much like Metroid at all – and I’m worried | VGC
As a Metroid fan, Nintendo’s hands-on demo left me cold…
www.videogameschronicle.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Fingers crossed that I'm huffing massive copium, but I'm hoping this "companion" is a tutorial mechanic to just get you to play the game as a Metroid game, and not something you have to suffer from constantly. Great preview from Andy below 👇
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I’m back.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I’m back.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
Is it just me or is this headline.. weirdly phrased? Like, of course a large-scale sacking of workers and claims of union busting would be discussed in Parliament. Why does this headline make that sound surprising?
Rockstar's controversial dismissal of 31 employees is such a big deal, it's made its way to UK Parliament
www.eurogamer.net/rockstars-co...
www.eurogamer.net/rockstars-co...
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Is it just me or is this headline.. weirdly phrased? Like, of course a large-scale sacking of workers and claims of union busting would be discussed in Parliament. Why does this headline make that sound surprising?
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NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
NOVEMBER 13,1941
NOVEMBER 13,1941
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
NOVEMBER 13,1941
NOVEMBER 13,1941
Hearing that Ed Milliband is favourite to be the next PM. Please check in the on your David Camerons as it's going to be a very stressful time for them.
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Hearing that Ed Milliband is favourite to be the next PM. Please check in the on your David Camerons as it's going to be a very stressful time for them.
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Mr. President, they’re calling you Adobe Acrobat the way pdf files are comfortable opening up to you. No I don’t know what that means either
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Mr. President, they’re calling you Adobe Acrobat the way pdf files are comfortable opening up to you. No I don’t know what that means either
Absolutely wild exchange, this. You've got on one hand Ingraham pushing a clearly racist, anti-immigration line of questioning which, in turn, forces the President of the United States to claim there aren't any talented Americans.
TRUMP: You have to bring in talent
INGRAHAM: Well, we have plenty of talented people in America
TRUMP: No you don't. No.
INGRAHAM: We don't have talented people here?
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Absolutely wild exchange, this. You've got on one hand Ingraham pushing a clearly racist, anti-immigration line of questioning which, in turn, forces the President of the United States to claim there aren't any talented Americans.
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Absolutely essential viewing from @chrisbratt.bsky.social on Rockstar’s sackings, which appear to be the single most flagrant example of union busting in the history of the videogames industry. Rockstar has provided absolutely zero evidence to support any of their claims. youtu.be/c9nOwjeznjI?...
The Rockstar Workers Fired Before They Could Finish GTA 6
YouTube video by People Make Games
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Absolutely essential viewing from @chrisbratt.bsky.social on Rockstar’s sackings, which appear to be the single most flagrant example of union busting in the history of the videogames industry. Rockstar has provided absolutely zero evidence to support any of their claims. youtu.be/c9nOwjeznjI?...
when you're 15 pints into an afternoon sesh in manchester city centre
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
when you're 15 pints into an afternoon sesh in manchester city centre
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
I'm pretty sure everyone knows that when they roll out a new Bond (from his natural birthing place, The Thames), that this is just a new Bond in a new Bondiverse. It ain't complicated.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'm pretty sure everyone knows that when they roll out a new Bond (from his natural birthing place, The Thames), that this is just a new Bond in a new Bondiverse. It ain't complicated.
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A Jiu-jitsu academy has set up an email address very similar to mine, recently and I'm getting the most amusing emails as a result!
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
A Jiu-jitsu academy has set up an email address very similar to mine, recently and I'm getting the most amusing emails as a result!
Now that's a fuckin goal from Brian Brobbey
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Now that's a fuckin goal from Brian Brobbey
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
PREDATOR BADLANDS was exactly what I wanted. Brilliant flick.
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
PREDATOR BADLANDS was exactly what I wanted. Brilliant flick.
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November 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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First episode of PLURIBUS was excellent.
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
First episode of PLURIBUS was excellent.
Resign you lickspittle cunt
Resident doctors’ strike to go ahead after Wes Streeting’s last-ditch offer is rejected
Resident doctors’ strike to go ahead after Wes Streeting’s last-ditch offer is rejected
Resident doctors in England to strike for five days next week, saying health secretary’s latest offer is too limited
Wes Streeting has failed in an attempt to end the long-running resident doctors’ dispute with a new offer to them, which means their five-day strike next week is expected to go ahead.
The health secretary tabled a new offer to resident doctors – formerly junior doctors – in England on Wednesday in a move intended to avoid the strike, their 13th. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Resign you lickspittle cunt
Dan Trachtenberg is on a tear. Can't wait to watch BADLANDS on Friday.
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Dan Trachtenberg is on a tear. Can't wait to watch BADLANDS on Friday.