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Royal
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Stay at home dad, actor, voice actor, dungeon master, gaming and all around geek. 🖕🧊
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Hi. I'm Royal. I'm an actor, voice actor, and stay-at-home dad. Domestic support for @jesshebert.bsky.social, our dog, and our kid. You can find me at royalhebert.com! Me demo is there, you can hear my actual voice!

I have no idea what I'm doing.
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*murdering at least 80 people.
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Those files have to be SO BAD 👀
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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[P] Every picture of Kash Patel—every single one—looks like he just gambled and lost on a fart.
"A recent spate of reporting indicates that Kash Patel’s time as director is going about as well as could be expected — which is to say, it’s an organization-soul-crushing and morale-killing disaster that imperils national security," writes @vermontgmg.bsky.social.
Kash Patel, the FBI's Agent of Chaos
The biggest little scandal in Washington right now is how bad Patel is at being FBI director
www.doomsdayscenario.co
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Nazis out here arguing that children aren't children to protect pedophiles and gain clout.

This is evil.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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It's funny how they're everything they accuse the poor of being. They're pedophiles, barely literate criminals. We pay for them to live, but they barely work. They spend all our money on frivolous and stupid things like bombs and private jets. Dirtbags. Leeches.
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Yep. Terrance Moses in Kenton who runs a nonprofit doing camp cleanup says a lot of it is construction junk from folks who charged their customers for hauling. Cleanups are better than sweeps.
Like, this is a damning indictment against every NIMBY in Portland, OR & Vancouver, WA attributing our trash problem with encampments.

Our unhoused neighbors are being blamed for the illegal dumping of housed people, because housed people don’t want to pay to dispose of their garbage properly. 👇🏾
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
He and The Lord have an understanding. He's on a mission from God.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Anyone out there fluent in Klingon?
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Everything Sarah says.

Also, Arc Raiders is otherwise a phenomenal game. Sound design, graphics, gameplay, gunplay, the attention to detail is magnificent! So why would you then forego human voice acting to (allegedly) save a few bucks in a game about HUMANS VS ROBOTS?
(curious, do we know what the *terms* were for actors who did AI licenses for arc raiders? “They agreed to it” - to what?

Core to our negotiation: some stuff you should not be pressured to agree to, you deserve certain info beforehand, & have union enforcement if violated.

I wish them the same.)
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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As we were saying--
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When are you calling for @schumer.senate.gov to retire? Immediately? Because the right time was yesterday. The next best time is now.
The vote to reopen the government with no deal on health care is a brutal blow to all those who have stood together to save affordable health care for more than 20 million Americans.

I will vote ‘NO’ with every fiber of my being.
November 9, 2025
YouTube video by Senator Jeff Merkley
youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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“After a year spent organizing to try to convince the Democratic Party to unify and oppose this regime, here’s where I am: The time for convincing is over. We need new leadership.” - @ezralevin.bsky.social

Demand that your Dem senators call on Schumer to step aside: indivisible.org/resource/cal...
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Take your miserable, cowardly, feckless, dishonest, cruel, idiotic, ancient ass out of our misery already. Fucking resign you useless fuck.
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Expel the yes votes from the party and cut off all their access to fundraising, then remove Schumer from leadership. Anything less is mealy-mouthed coward bullshit.
As this vote moves to the House, I stand with Democratic leadership as they refuse to rubber stamp the full-scale Republican assault on Americans’ health care and I am proud of the majority of Senate Democrats who opposed this vote.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Eat shit you fucking coward. Resign.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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I will not support a deal that does nothing to make health care more affordable.

We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.

A vote for this bill is a mistake.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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My red line has always been lowering health costs for Americans. Donald Trump and Republicans don’t want an agreement that meets that bar. I’m a no.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
How much ya wanna bet @schumer.senate.gov retires after this? He has to know he can never win another election.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov ! This right here!
Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov (or whichever staffer actually looks at these, if any?)

If you sell out the ACA for nothing like it SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO it will never be forgiven. You'll end up disgraced, defeated, and proven as a coward. We desperately, PAINFULLY, need you to hold the line.
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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@schumer.senate.gov If you abandon ACA, you will never recover. Americans are not here for you anymore.
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM