in the avengers movies do hulk and black widow ever fuck or just pine for each other
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
in the avengers movies do hulk and black widow ever fuck or just pine for each other
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if i had a camel i would gemtly pat it humps an say there there
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
if i had a camel i would gemtly pat it humps an say there there
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hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
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video games are escapism like i want to escape to a world where i die over and over and get shot and expploded and die
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
video games are escapism like i want to escape to a world where i die over and over and get shot and expploded and die
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You have to love yourself even though you think you suck
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
You have to love yourself even though you think you suck
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A recurring bit of Canadian politics is the cyclical conservative outrage over giving government money to David Cronenberg for his various slug movies
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
A recurring bit of Canadian politics is the cyclical conservative outrage over giving government money to David Cronenberg for his various slug movies
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worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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you're exploring an ancient temple and step on a trap but all that happens is a guy with a gun walks up and shoots you
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
you're exploring an ancient temple and step on a trap but all that happens is a guy with a gun walks up and shoots you
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friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
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Sorry I stopped interacting with your account, in my dream you were in league with The Eternal Worm
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Sorry I stopped interacting with your account, in my dream you were in league with The Eternal Worm
You: Do you mind? I’m on the phone
Me: Do YOU mind?! I AM the phone!
Me: Do YOU mind?! I AM the phone!
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
You: Do you mind? I’m on the phone
Me: Do YOU mind?! I AM the phone!
Me: Do YOU mind?! I AM the phone!
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just another day at work welding various weapons to The Machine. we're all pretty curious what we're building it for. they said they might turn it on soon
June 26, 2024 at 3:23 PM
just another day at work welding various weapons to The Machine. we're all pretty curious what we're building it for. they said they might turn it on soon
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Heh. The machines might have the upper hand right now, but never fear: I have a plan. (I sit back and smirk while a giant robot destroys the city until it’s clear I’m not going to do anything)
January 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Heh. The machines might have the upper hand right now, but never fear: I have a plan. (I sit back and smirk while a giant robot destroys the city until it’s clear I’m not going to do anything)
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whoa playboy you just got slime on me
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
whoa playboy you just got slime on me
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They’re not letting me into the town square again unless I promise to stop luring children down the well
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
They’re not letting me into the town square again unless I promise to stop luring children down the well
If Nick Wiger did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If Nick Wiger did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
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Coming up with a new street drug called "petard" and asking all the teens if they wanna get hoisted
October 19, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Coming up with a new street drug called "petard" and asking all the teens if they wanna get hoisted
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Father above, see your suffering child and give me three coins.
— Prayer for Coins (traditional)
— Prayer for Coins (traditional)
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Father above, see your suffering child and give me three coins.
— Prayer for Coins (traditional)
— Prayer for Coins (traditional)
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shit, falconer's coming. pretend you can't hear him
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
shit, falconer's coming. pretend you can't hear him
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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Me: [annoyed that I have to repeat myself over the loud music] I said I feel like powerful honey. My dancing, my movements, they’re like powerful honey.
October 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me: [annoyed that I have to repeat myself over the loud music] I said I feel like powerful honey. My dancing, my movements, they’re like powerful honey.
a good name for a baby would be The Widowmaker
October 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
a good name for a baby would be The Widowmaker