you can’t wash your ass in the sea?

bless you!

then wtf have i been pooping in?!

A recurring bit of Canadian politics is the cyclical conservative outrage over giving government money to David Cronenberg for his various slug movies

he’s out of ammo- let’s shoot him now because it will no doubt take him a long time to reload

i knew it

what kind of berries

depends how deep you wanna get into it, but something geckos like is a “sauna box”- get a tupperware container or yogurt tub, cut an entrance hole in it, put a lightly damp washcloth/paper towel in it, and put it on a heating pad so its warm inside. They like that and it helps them shed evenly

they’ve got our number!

tell that to my friggin dog!