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"What are your dogs' names?"
Me: "Calvin and Klein."
"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."
Me: "Calvin and Klein."
"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."
February 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"What are your dogs' names?"
Me: "Calvin and Klein."
"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."
Me: "Calvin and Klein."
"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."
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Albert Einstein didn’t notice the sun until he was 33 years old, they had to take him outside and show it to him
“Wow”, he said, “look at that”
“Wow”, he said, “look at that”
February 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Albert Einstein didn’t notice the sun until he was 33 years old, they had to take him outside and show it to him
“Wow”, he said, “look at that”
“Wow”, he said, “look at that”
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remember friday? that was ten years ago
February 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
remember friday? that was ten years ago
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Vinegar is a condiment right. Like not quite a sauce but certainly a condiment
December 27, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Vinegar is a condiment right. Like not quite a sauce but certainly a condiment
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Whoever named them “woodpeckers” got that mother fucker exactly right
December 27, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Whoever named them “woodpeckers” got that mother fucker exactly right
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mutuals is it ok if i come over and stare at u like this. no talkies
December 26, 2024 at 8:51 PM
mutuals is it ok if i come over and stare at u like this. no talkies
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Happy Friyay frens! Hopes u all haz a wunderful day! Make sure u spread all da kindness everywhere u go!
December 27, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Happy Friyay frens! Hopes u all haz a wunderful day! Make sure u spread all da kindness everywhere u go!
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We're at the point in the year where I have no idea what day of the week it is and I no longer care. This is freedom, this is the way humans are meant to live
December 27, 2024 at 1:07 PM
We're at the point in the year where I have no idea what day of the week it is and I no longer care. This is freedom, this is the way humans are meant to live
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Colin Farrell's transformation into the penguin is remarkable
December 27, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Colin Farrell's transformation into the penguin is remarkable
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i pretend coffee helps but i still want to throat punch most of you.
December 27, 2024 at 2:26 PM
i pretend coffee helps but i still want to throat punch most of you.
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“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
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guy at Dunkin Donuts just called me a fake fan for not dunking my donut in the coffee
December 26, 2024 at 2:22 PM
guy at Dunkin Donuts just called me a fake fan for not dunking my donut in the coffee
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bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
December 26, 2024 at 1:50 PM
bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
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Merry Christmas.
Cartoon by the wonderful Liz Climo
Cartoon by the wonderful Liz Climo
December 25, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Merry Christmas.
Cartoon by the wonderful Liz Climo
Cartoon by the wonderful Liz Climo
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A little piece of knowledge that touched me years ago when I first heard about it: In Japan, people who arrive early to work park further away from the entrance so that those who arrive later can arrive on time.
Our world needs more of this lived compassion. Much, much more.
Our world needs more of this lived compassion. Much, much more.
December 22, 2024 at 3:05 PM
A little piece of knowledge that touched me years ago when I first heard about it: In Japan, people who arrive early to work park further away from the entrance so that those who arrive later can arrive on time.
Our world needs more of this lived compassion. Much, much more.
Our world needs more of this lived compassion. Much, much more.
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I can always tell when the dinosaurs are fake in movies
December 22, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I can always tell when the dinosaurs are fake in movies
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I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met
December 20, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met
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the most embarrassing part of being a “100 tabs open at once” guy is when you inadvertently close them and don’t even notice and there are absolutely no negative consequences
December 21, 2024 at 8:45 PM
the most embarrassing part of being a “100 tabs open at once” guy is when you inadvertently close them and don’t even notice and there are absolutely no negative consequences
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(cautiously at the farmer's market) and would you say your cow is... you know... a friend of Louis Pasteur...?
December 21, 2024 at 9:05 PM
(cautiously at the farmer's market) and would you say your cow is... you know... a friend of Louis Pasteur...?
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why they gotta keep starting superman and batman over i don’t want anymore -man franchises i just want a spooky movie about a baked ham where they also serve ham to the audience sorry i got hungry in the middle of my rant
December 22, 2024 at 12:34 AM
why they gotta keep starting superman and batman over i don’t want anymore -man franchises i just want a spooky movie about a baked ham where they also serve ham to the audience sorry i got hungry in the middle of my rant
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I love this time between Spotify Wrapped and the end of year. Listen to the trashiest music known to man knowing it’ll never go on my permanent record. Freedom.
December 22, 2024 at 12:39 AM
I love this time between Spotify Wrapped and the end of year. Listen to the trashiest music known to man knowing it’ll never go on my permanent record. Freedom.
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mouthing “i can’t hear you” as i point to my ears that don’t even have headphones in
December 21, 2024 at 9:07 PM
mouthing “i can’t hear you” as i point to my ears that don’t even have headphones in