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Juror #9
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I'm McArdle
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Hate this meme. Juror 12 IS a buffoon! An empty headed pitchman, willing to go with the crowd! DID YOU WATCH THE MOVIE
April 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Bookmarking this
April 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Even the humble plant is capable of amazing things if you effectively walter it
April 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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one thing 2025 doesn't have yet, but could benefit from, is a mysterious constant worldwide noise. the noise will start out very quiet and get louder incrementally
April 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I just need everyone to watch this and understand I have been laughing about it for 24 hours
April 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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I still think about this tweet sometimes
April 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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There’s a real link between AI writing and Silicon Valley meal replacement drinks and the entire fuckin swath of maximizing the human experience and it’s that they view pleasure as being unhelpful to life. I don’t want a drink that replaces a meal, I don’t want a book summary, I want to savor things
April 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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i laugh until i cry whenever i see or even think about this
March 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Omelas could work if the kid sucks
March 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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couldn't find this clip anymore so i watched an hour of Siskel and Ebert on Letterman clips to find it. wow. here it is: why Gene didn't like Free Willy
March 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Whenever I see one of those squishy slime or sand videos I practice the value of tolerance and think "that's not how I would've squished it but that's fine" You could stand to learn from this.
March 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
They should invent a drink with sugar in it
March 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
March 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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What song do you think this 2002 J-Drama about a poor family who owns a ramen shop used for its ending theme?

Make a guess, then click play. You'll be wrong.
March 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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February 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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February 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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February 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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February 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Happy Valentines Day from former NFL wide receiver Roddy White
February 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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So UnitedHealthcare fucked over my aunt.

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February 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM