This person took this when they called the race

Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪

Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

Dear benevolent aliens in the deep ocean: Any day now...

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thank you for not fucking this up, New York City

“.. Jesus, that ear. He should donate it to the Smithsonian. .. He made all his records with four tracks, but you couldn't make his records if you had a hundred tracks today.”

- Bob Dylan, on Brian Wilson #RIP

“Good Vibrations” (1966)

This should be the top story in Axios’s morning read. But it isn’t. It’s the FIFTH top story.

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"If you can purchase US citizenship for $5 million, the “illegals” are only guilty of being poor." -Feminist News

“They smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

~The Great Gatsby

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

If you watch me parallel park, I’ll curse your bloodline

Posted by @vatniksoup.bsky.social on another platform.

It's like we all live at Four Seasons Total Landscaping now.

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.

How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65

Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

Just sayin' that none of this occurred on the original Van Halen's watch.

They have to pay for the tax cuts for rich folks somehow.

I guess early childhood education for kids is as good a source as any…

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons