Roland Deschain
Roland Deschain
@rolanddeschain19.bsky.social
We’re all just living in the land of 19
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no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks
May 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A lot of Dem strategists are going to see things and interpret this vastly different than a human would
My extremely traditional hypermasculine dad was complaining that, “you’re not allowed to be a man anymore” and I said, “no, you can, being a man is good, you just can’t be a dick to people,” and he thought about that for a minute then nodded. “Alright, yeah, that makes sense.”

There’s still hope!
May 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets
May 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We need the Pizza Baller as the next pope.
May 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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This is one of the most-shared posts on Bluesky in the past day and it's just completely false. You might think ChatGPT is a *bad* search engine, or prefer another search engine. But it has had integrated web search since last year.
May 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Me on Independent Bookstore Day
April 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Holy conflict of interest, Batman!

Honestly, I’ll just tip the cap here. This is corruption I couldn’t even fathom. I thought I had the most corrupt shit documented for what he could do. But man, this is truly innovative corruption. Pure, unadulterated 21st century corruption.
1. Truth Social, Trump's social media platform, announced an audacious scheme yesterday to profit from Trump's tariffs

Truth Social will offer actively-managed INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS composed of stocks in companies who benefit from Trump's policies

It's a jaw-dropping conflict of interest
Truth Social launches scheme to profit from Trump's tariff policies
A jaw-dropping conflict of interest.
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April 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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April 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Look, another one lol
April 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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My son was slain in Athens. As retribution, I arranged for seven Athenian boys and seven Athenian girls every nine years to be devoured by a bull-headed monster. AITA
April 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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I'm seeing grown-ass adults marvel at how high stocks jumped today - they must think their mom actually vanished when she played "peek-a-boo."
April 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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It’s a month since the administration detained and disappeared a green card holder, a lawful permanent resident.

We cannot allow this to be normalized or forgotten.
April 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I will quit my job and work for any candidate who promises to put the leadership of this administration in the same overseas gulag they've been shipping people to
April 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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WATCH: “Oh, really? Oh shit. Ok.”

A CEO realizes Trump tanked his stock live on an earnings call.
April 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Every statement from Trump officials right now is just “Evacuate now? In our moment of triumph?”
April 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Least important thing about this story is that it’s brilliantly written. As an occasional dabbler in magazine writing myself, I am in awe.
April 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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GET FUCKED TUVALU
April 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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funny how many people are bent out of shape about my statement that 'You can't filibuster your way out of fascism' and yet none have claimed it's not true.

You're reading a lot into a simple statement of fact. I said in the tweet "that's all I'm going to say" and you ran with it.
April 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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The secret about self-employment Big Job don't want you to know is that sometimes you can go to a museum in the middle of the day and then sit and have a single pint in the sun.
April 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM