Rogue Paralegal
@rogueparalegal.bsky.social
Pretty much the only thing I'm NOT doing is Kung Fu fighting ⛵️🚣🏻♀️⛳️📚🧶🎹🎨🥾
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What gif pops up for your name?
August 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
What gif pops up for your name?
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I didn’t realize the male loneliness epidemic was getting *that* bad
August 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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What kind of toddler-throwing-a-tantrum shit is this?🙄
Out of the blue, Trump called the Norwegian finance minister to ask when he would get the Nobel prize suggesting he would impose tariffs if he did not www.dn.no/politikk/fre...
Kilder til DN: Trump tok opp nobelpris i tolltelefon med Stoltenberg (+)
Ut av det blå, mens finansminister Jens Stoltenberg gikk på gaten i Oslo, ringte Donald Trump fra Det hvite hus. Han ville ha Nobelprisen – og diskutere toll.
www.dn.no
August 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What kind of toddler-throwing-a-tantrum shit is this?🙄
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Americans are being conditioned to think of crime as an urban issue. Ask why.
Alabama's murder rate is far higher than New York City's.
Urban crime is not worse than rural crime. It's just more visible. In cities everything is more visible.
So be careful what you blame city leaders for.
Alabama's murder rate is far higher than New York City's.
Urban crime is not worse than rural crime. It's just more visible. In cities everything is more visible.
So be careful what you blame city leaders for.
August 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Americans are being conditioned to think of crime as an urban issue. Ask why.
Alabama's murder rate is far higher than New York City's.
Urban crime is not worse than rural crime. It's just more visible. In cities everything is more visible.
So be careful what you blame city leaders for.
Alabama's murder rate is far higher than New York City's.
Urban crime is not worse than rural crime. It's just more visible. In cities everything is more visible.
So be careful what you blame city leaders for.
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I have no idea what's going on here but it is A Nice Thing so I'm sharing it, because I was all geared up to read something bad and/or dumb after logging on today
I love this so much and I am absolutely tearing up about it. The gentleness and plainness of this, the way he just lets her be her (and she seems so damn lovely, who wouldn’t?), the generosity.
It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
August 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have no idea what's going on here but it is A Nice Thing so I'm sharing it, because I was all geared up to read something bad and/or dumb after logging on today
But do I get extra life points for raging internally against the slow people on the sidewalk?
August 13, 2025 at 9:43 AM
But do I get extra life points for raging internally against the slow people on the sidewalk?
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We were so happy to host the Fab Five at the Library of Congress last week, as Netflix films the final season of "Queer Eye" in Washington, D.C. We hope Antoni, Jeremiah, Jonathan, Karamo and Tan enjoyed their time with us as much as we did.
Photos by Elaina Finkelstein/Library of Congress
Photos by Elaina Finkelstein/Library of Congress
August 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We were so happy to host the Fab Five at the Library of Congress last week, as Netflix films the final season of "Queer Eye" in Washington, D.C. We hope Antoni, Jeremiah, Jonathan, Karamo and Tan enjoyed their time with us as much as we did.
Photos by Elaina Finkelstein/Library of Congress
Photos by Elaina Finkelstein/Library of Congress
Relatable!
This is Haha. He had to socialize multiple times today. Gonna need a couple days to recover. 14/10 (IG: thegoldenhaha)
August 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Relatable!
Just let this soak in for a moment.
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Leavitt says that Trump will imprison homeless people who refuse to go to shelters
August 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Just let this soak in for a moment.
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I haven’t seen the National Museum of African-American History and Culture, but my wife and daughter said it’s amazing, and I am not looking forward to what’s going to happen to it.
BREAKING WSJ:
The Trump White House plans to conduct a far-reaching review of Smithsonian museum exhibitions, materials and operations ahead of America's 250th anniversary to ensure the museums align with "Trump's interpretation of American history." www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
The Trump White House plans to conduct a far-reaching review of Smithsonian museum exhibitions, materials and operations ahead of America's 250th anniversary to ensure the museums align with "Trump's interpretation of American history." www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Exclusive | White House to Vet Smithsonian Museums to Fit Trump’s Historical Vision
Top White House officials will scrutinize exhibitions, internal processes, collections and artist grants ahead of America’s 250th anniversary.
www.wsj.com
August 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I haven’t seen the National Museum of African-American History and Culture, but my wife and daughter said it’s amazing, and I am not looking forward to what’s going to happen to it.
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I’m feeling SOOO much safer now that six DEA agents are all walking together on the hellscape that is the national mall
Drug Enforcement Administration officers patrolling the National Mall.
If you know DC you understand how tremendously goofy this is
(h/t @lorenzohall1.bsky.social)
If you know DC you understand how tremendously goofy this is
(h/t @lorenzohall1.bsky.social)
August 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m feeling SOOO much safer now that six DEA agents are all walking together on the hellscape that is the national mall
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I mean, if you use "dangerous" and "unsafe" to mean "I have to see poor and mentally ill people living on the streets and it is unsanitary and it upsets me," then lots of American cities are dangerous and unsafe.
August 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I mean, if you use "dangerous" and "unsafe" to mean "I have to see poor and mentally ill people living on the streets and it is unsanitary and it upsets me," then lots of American cities are dangerous and unsafe.
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Obergefell v. Hodges made me believe in the whole "arc of history bends towards justice." In the 90s, I didn't think gay marriage would be legalized in my lifetime because homophobia was so deeply ingrained. We would have never gotten here without the decision and now it may be overturned.
August 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Obergefell v. Hodges made me believe in the whole "arc of history bends towards justice." In the 90s, I didn't think gay marriage would be legalized in my lifetime because homophobia was so deeply ingrained. We would have never gotten here without the decision and now it may be overturned.
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Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando
August 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando
5, but several of those were because I don’t eat red meat. That’s not being picky, it’s just being pescatarian. 🤷🏻♀️
August 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
5, but several of those were because I don’t eat red meat. That’s not being picky, it’s just being pescatarian. 🤷🏻♀️
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The best write up I’ve seen. Very sweet. 💙
I was obsessed once the Apollo 13 movie came out - I read Lost Moon, I debated stealing a book from my high school library with layouts of the modules, learned all the acronyms, hell, I have a Haynes repair manual. RIP Jim 💚
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I was obsessed once the Apollo 13 movie came out - I read Lost Moon, I debated stealing a book from my high school library with layouts of the modules, learned all the acronyms, hell, I have a Haynes repair manual. RIP Jim 💚
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Jim Lovell: Astronaut who guided Apollo 13 safely back to Earth dies aged 97
The commander of Apollo 13 famously rescued his men from near certain death in space.
www.bbc.com
August 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The best write up I’ve seen. Very sweet. 💙
I was obsessed once the Apollo 13 movie came out - I read Lost Moon, I debated stealing a book from my high school library with layouts of the modules, learned all the acronyms, hell, I have a Haynes repair manual. RIP Jim 💚
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I was obsessed once the Apollo 13 movie came out - I read Lost Moon, I debated stealing a book from my high school library with layouts of the modules, learned all the acronyms, hell, I have a Haynes repair manual. RIP Jim 💚
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Jesus Christ is rolling his eyes right now. Seriously, this isn’t what his whole vibe was all about. 🙄
Pete Hegseth shares a clip saying women shouldn’t have the right to vote, the 19th Amendment should be “repealed,” and women should “submit” to their husbands: “All of Christ for All of Life”
August 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Jesus Christ is rolling his eyes right now. Seriously, this isn’t what his whole vibe was all about. 🙄
She’s popping up as…Al 🤭
August 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
She’s popping up as…Al 🤭
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related but different, i have had so many conversations with women from smaller towns in which i have to insist i'm not scared to go for a damn walk in the bigger city i live in. it's fucking fine! i only ever see nice people and their nice dogs!!
August 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
related but different, i have had so many conversations with women from smaller towns in which i have to insist i'm not scared to go for a damn walk in the bigger city i live in. it's fucking fine! i only ever see nice people and their nice dogs!!
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anyways, love to live in a city of 3 million people from around the world where I take transit and walk and explore, and be told by a guy whose main interaction with the world is driving from his gated suburban community to his gated golf course that I am the one "living in a bubble"
August 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
anyways, love to live in a city of 3 million people from around the world where I take transit and walk and explore, and be told by a guy whose main interaction with the world is driving from his gated suburban community to his gated golf course that I am the one "living in a bubble"
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Preparing for a job in the Trump Administation
August 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Preparing for a job in the Trump Administation
It’s giving 1980s McDonald’s vibes 🤡
August 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It’s giving 1980s McDonald’s vibes 🤡
Yo, Sebastian, my dude. My single father helped me purchase my first bra. That “profound intimacy” was me in a change room by myself, figuring it out.
You really need to stop watching so many 1950s TV shows. That’s not how the world works.
You really need to stop watching so many 1950s TV shows. That’s not how the world works.
August 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Yo, Sebastian, my dude. My single father helped me purchase my first bra. That “profound intimacy” was me in a change room by myself, figuring it out.
You really need to stop watching so many 1950s TV shows. That’s not how the world works.
You really need to stop watching so many 1950s TV shows. That’s not how the world works.
Every comment on this thread is GOLD. I’m peeing my pants laughing. Clearly I need to do more kegels to strengthen my cheating vagina. Jesus take the pelvic floor, I mean wheel 😂
August 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Every comment on this thread is GOLD. I’m peeing my pants laughing. Clearly I need to do more kegels to strengthen my cheating vagina. Jesus take the pelvic floor, I mean wheel 😂