7thcrow
@sevnthcrow.bsky.social
Attorney at LOL working as a Court Jester/Clerk/Administrator. I scream into the void about what amuses or enrages me, mostly about lawtalkin stuff, my nails, my cat Mr Sniffs vonMojo, Phish shows, getting sober, arts n crap. Waiting on my UFO.
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Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek
You know why I like Costco? You can go in with a ring camera you bought two years ago and they hand you all your money back no questions asked. 🖕🏻🧊
February 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
You know why I like Costco? You can go in with a ring camera you bought two years ago and they hand you all your money back no questions asked. 🖕🏻🧊
Went to walk in ortho because my knee has not quit hurting since the new years phish shows. I’m not convinced it’s just arthritis but she said that’s a problem, gave me a big ass brace and a follow up. I told the guy making the appointment that I was diagnosed with “officially too old for this shit”
two older women are standing next to each other in a hallway holding hands .
ALT: two older women are standing next to each other in a hallway holding hands .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Went to walk in ortho because my knee has not quit hurting since the new years phish shows. I’m not convinced it’s just arthritis but she said that’s a problem, gave me a big ass brace and a follow up. I told the guy making the appointment that I was diagnosed with “officially too old for this shit”
My favorite new Spanish word is malvaviscos. It means marshmallows. Coworker said “I think about malicious viscous to remember the word” 😆
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
My favorite new Spanish word is malvaviscos. It means marshmallows. Coworker said “I think about malicious viscous to remember the word” 😆
My town has only three traffic lights, but three flock cameras, and now two speed cameras with the capability to do more. All the people telling me “iF yOu DoN’t SpEeD yOu WoN’T bE oN cAmErA” had no rebuttal when I sent them to the manufacturers website. Sundown town indeed
deflock.org
deflock.org
DeFlock
Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.
deflock.org
February 11, 2026 at 12:47 PM
My town has only three traffic lights, but three flock cameras, and now two speed cameras with the capability to do more. All the people telling me “iF yOu DoN’t SpEeD yOu WoN’T bE oN cAmErA” had no rebuttal when I sent them to the manufacturers website. Sundown town indeed
deflock.org
deflock.org
Can I wear a subtly bondage blazer to work? I think I can wear a subtly bondage blazer to work
Semi-related: cackling w the boss over the interview question “is there anything not in your resume that would be embarrassing if made public?”
“To me? Nah. To you? Probably. That’s totally subjective.”
Semi-related: cackling w the boss over the interview question “is there anything not in your resume that would be embarrassing if made public?”
“To me? Nah. To you? Probably. That’s totally subjective.”
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Can I wear a subtly bondage blazer to work? I think I can wear a subtly bondage blazer to work
Semi-related: cackling w the boss over the interview question “is there anything not in your resume that would be embarrassing if made public?”
“To me? Nah. To you? Probably. That’s totally subjective.”
Semi-related: cackling w the boss over the interview question “is there anything not in your resume that would be embarrassing if made public?”
“To me? Nah. To you? Probably. That’s totally subjective.”
Didn’t get position but at least I got two other chiefs second hand embarrassed for that one because I had to shame him into sending the form rejection email out 🙄 it wasn’t a one off, I learned people who interviewed for something else in Dec hadn’t heard. Bullet dodged being his deputy maybe
February 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Didn’t get position but at least I got two other chiefs second hand embarrassed for that one because I had to shame him into sending the form rejection email out 🙄 it wasn’t a one off, I learned people who interviewed for something else in Dec hadn’t heard. Bullet dodged being his deputy maybe
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They have now removed the Pride flag from the Stonewall Inn.
Erasure. Just like the Nazis.
gaycitynews.com/trump-rainbo...
Erasure. Just like the Nazis.
gaycitynews.com/trump-rainbo...
Trump administration removes Rainbow Flag from Stonewall National Monument
The Trump administration removed a large Rainbow Flag from a flagpole at the Stonewall National Monument, the National Park Service confirmed to Gay City News
gaycitynews.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 AM
They have now removed the Pride flag from the Stonewall Inn.
Erasure. Just like the Nazis.
gaycitynews.com/trump-rainbo...
Erasure. Just like the Nazis.
gaycitynews.com/trump-rainbo...
I chickened out on throwing a bid in on the corvette I liked and now I have not-buyers remorse 😭
In my head I’m like “spend that on trips” or “you want to retire at 60, right” and then my body is doing weird painful stupid shit that makes experiences less likely and who knows if I’ll make it to 60
In my head I’m like “spend that on trips” or “you want to retire at 60, right” and then my body is doing weird painful stupid shit that makes experiences less likely and who knows if I’ll make it to 60
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I chickened out on throwing a bid in on the corvette I liked and now I have not-buyers remorse 😭
In my head I’m like “spend that on trips” or “you want to retire at 60, right” and then my body is doing weird painful stupid shit that makes experiences less likely and who knows if I’ll make it to 60
In my head I’m like “spend that on trips” or “you want to retire at 60, right” and then my body is doing weird painful stupid shit that makes experiences less likely and who knows if I’ll make it to 60
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I know the people who are high as hell at the game were not okay for a sec
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I know the people who are high as hell at the game were not okay for a sec
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
Unexpected Ricky Martin is 100% gonna make me dig out my Cup of Life cd
That halftime show made me sad I’m not gonna be in Puerto Rico this weekend
That halftime show made me sad I’m not gonna be in Puerto Rico this weekend
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Unexpected Ricky Martin is 100% gonna make me dig out my Cup of Life cd
That halftime show made me sad I’m not gonna be in Puerto Rico this weekend
That halftime show made me sad I’m not gonna be in Puerto Rico this weekend
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Y’know what Ring’s search party is gonna be used for? Hint: it won’t be searching for lost dogs when a law enforcement agency requests access and Ring grants it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I need the daylight coming back thing to step on the gas. I’m seriously crawling into bed at 7-8 lately. I don’t go to sleep but I don’t see a point in being upright in cold and dark any further. May as well be under blankets and reading
February 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I need the daylight coming back thing to step on the gas. I’m seriously crawling into bed at 7-8 lately. I don’t go to sleep but I don’t see a point in being upright in cold and dark any further. May as well be under blankets and reading
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Blue states should start naming their hazardous waste dumps after Trump. Make a glorious spectacle out of it.
February 7, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Blue states should start naming their hazardous waste dumps after Trump. Make a glorious spectacle out of it.
Is my love of pizza stronger than my hatred of cold 🤔
(If I’m going to eat pizza when I could
probably hit 20 pounds lost tomorrow if I behave then it’s going to be the exact pizza I want - which involves driving.)
(If I’m going to eat pizza when I could
probably hit 20 pounds lost tomorrow if I behave then it’s going to be the exact pizza I want - which involves driving.)
February 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Is my love of pizza stronger than my hatred of cold 🤔
(If I’m going to eat pizza when I could
probably hit 20 pounds lost tomorrow if I behave then it’s going to be the exact pizza I want - which involves driving.)
(If I’m going to eat pizza when I could
probably hit 20 pounds lost tomorrow if I behave then it’s going to be the exact pizza I want - which involves driving.)
In case you wanted to know how cold out it is, when I ran my car through the car wash to take the crust of salty road grime off, the water froze immediately upon hitting the side mirrors. Made for a fun merge onto the highway 🤣
February 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
In case you wanted to know how cold out it is, when I ran my car through the car wash to take the crust of salty road grime off, the water froze immediately upon hitting the side mirrors. Made for a fun merge onto the highway 🤣
It angers me so much that at the end of the day when history looks back I’m just going to be lumped in with “did they not know this was happening or try to stop it?!”
I can call my reps and protest and join local level politics and do the tiny acts of resistance within my power but
I can call my reps and protest and join local level politics and do the tiny acts of resistance within my power but
February 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
It angers me so much that at the end of the day when history looks back I’m just going to be lumped in with “did they not know this was happening or try to stop it?!”
I can call my reps and protest and join local level politics and do the tiny acts of resistance within my power but
I can call my reps and protest and join local level politics and do the tiny acts of resistance within my power but
February 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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1. deregulate everything and destroy all regulators so nothing functions in the public interest under the pretense this "aids innovation" and "empowers entrepreneurs"
2. blame poor people and minorities when nothing works
2. blame poor people and minorities when nothing works
Nashville is furious about power outages. Republicans say ‘woke’ is to blame.
As Nashville’s utility company struggled to recover from a catastrophic ice storm and its Democratic mayor ordered a review, some conservatives attacked diversity training.
www.nbcnews.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
1. deregulate everything and destroy all regulators so nothing functions in the public interest under the pretense this "aids innovation" and "empowers entrepreneurs"
2. blame poor people and minorities when nothing works
2. blame poor people and minorities when nothing works
I legit kicked it up to those who can make our official divorce certificates ($2) show the entire chain of name changes as it does in the judgment file ($25) because it’s a burden (a discriminatory one at that) on people who need it for Real ID and probably bullshit voting laws coming down on us.
February 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I legit kicked it up to those who can make our official divorce certificates ($2) show the entire chain of name changes as it does in the judgment file ($25) because it’s a burden (a discriminatory one at that) on people who need it for Real ID and probably bullshit voting laws coming down on us.
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
Our new-ish jury system is fucking amazing lol www.ctinsider.com/news/article...
A 4-year-old in Connecticut was summoned for jury duty: ‘I don’t want to go to jail’
The parents used the experience as a light-hearted civics lesson.
www.ctinsider.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Our new-ish jury system is fucking amazing lol www.ctinsider.com/news/article...
Clock: you need to leave in ten minutes
Me: sips coffee still in pjs unshowered with no idea what I’m wearing debating calling the listing for the midlife crisis car
This is normal adulting, right?
Me: sips coffee still in pjs unshowered with no idea what I’m wearing debating calling the listing for the midlife crisis car
This is normal adulting, right?
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Clock: you need to leave in ten minutes
Me: sips coffee still in pjs unshowered with no idea what I’m wearing debating calling the listing for the midlife crisis car
This is normal adulting, right?
Me: sips coffee still in pjs unshowered with no idea what I’m wearing debating calling the listing for the midlife crisis car
This is normal adulting, right?
I feel like the the new mooncat point redemption raremades are getting a lot of hate but I think they’re pretty. And I wanted to burn up my points so ✅
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I feel like the the new mooncat point redemption raremades are getting a lot of hate but I think they’re pretty. And I wanted to burn up my points so ✅