Rogue Paralegal
@rogueparalegal.bsky.social
Pretty much the only thing I'm NOT doing is Kung Fu fighting ⛵️🚣🏻♀️⛳️📚🧶🎹🎨🥾
Can someone please tell me how this is ‘making America great again?’
July 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Can someone please tell me how this is ‘making America great again?’
When your pitch clocks 98 mph
July 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
When your pitch clocks 98 mph
On Earth Day in Washington DC in the 90s, I went to meet up with some of my friends at a predetermined spot, but I missed them. My friend left a *handwritten note* propped up next to the place we were supposed to meet. I still have it! 🥰
July 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
On Earth Day in Washington DC in the 90s, I went to meet up with some of my friends at a predetermined spot, but I missed them. My friend left a *handwritten note* propped up next to the place we were supposed to meet. I still have it! 🥰
Spotted this poster in my neighbourhood and thought of @sarahmackattack.bsky.social
July 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Spotted this poster in my neighbourhood and thought of @sarahmackattack.bsky.social
One of them tentatively replied to me. I immediately went into “hard sell mode” for my MLM.
I’m shocked to report that they decided not to respond 🤭
I’m shocked to report that they decided not to respond 🤭
July 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
One of them tentatively replied to me. I immediately went into “hard sell mode” for my MLM.
I’m shocked to report that they decided not to respond 🤭
I’m shocked to report that they decided not to respond 🤭
This was mine in grade one. I think it might’ve belonged to my sister before I used it.
July 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This was mine in grade one. I think it might’ve belonged to my sister before I used it.
Rogue Dog is Proud 🏳️🌈
June 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Rogue Dog is Proud 🏳️🌈
Today’s good thing: A day off from racing after some intense weeks of weekend, regatta and offshore races (and midweek racing). This day featured two naps, a good book, cuddles with my dog, and Keylime cheesecake.
June 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Today’s good thing: A day off from racing after some intense weeks of weekend, regatta and offshore races (and midweek racing). This day featured two naps, a good book, cuddles with my dog, and Keylime cheesecake.
This is an actual headline.
June 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This is an actual headline.
Great day on the water on an offshore race. I’m feeling pretty happy with how things went down on foredeck, but we didn’t do very well overall. 🫠
But that’s okay, the third race of the series is next Saturday 🤗
But that’s okay, the third race of the series is next Saturday 🤗
June 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Great day on the water on an offshore race. I’m feeling pretty happy with how things went down on foredeck, but we didn’t do very well overall. 🫠
But that’s okay, the third race of the series is next Saturday 🤗
But that’s okay, the third race of the series is next Saturday 🤗
Reading about other people’s’Just Some Stuff’ was literally one of my favourite things about this site when I first joined. And I was much better about posting about my Stuff, too.
From now on, I promise to post more ‘Just Some Stuff Content,’ which of course means Sailing Stuff. 😏⛵️
From now on, I promise to post more ‘Just Some Stuff Content,’ which of course means Sailing Stuff. 😏⛵️
June 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Reading about other people’s’Just Some Stuff’ was literally one of my favourite things about this site when I first joined. And I was much better about posting about my Stuff, too.
From now on, I promise to post more ‘Just Some Stuff Content,’ which of course means Sailing Stuff. 😏⛵️
From now on, I promise to post more ‘Just Some Stuff Content,’ which of course means Sailing Stuff. 😏⛵️
It’s due to smoke from the forest fires. Here’s what it looks like from my apartment:
June 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s due to smoke from the forest fires. Here’s what it looks like from my apartment:
My Mapart was frayed and scribbled up from apartment searches, job hunts, tracking down event locations. I remember there was a street index and you’d find your location by using the grid lines. Fun times!
June 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM
My Mapart was frayed and scribbled up from apartment searches, job hunts, tracking down event locations. I remember there was a street index and you’d find your location by using the grid lines. Fun times!
Turns out, literally *everyone* is finding these vehicles confusing. 🦝🤣
May 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Turns out, literally *everyone* is finding these vehicles confusing. 🦝🤣
The comment section is gold 😄
May 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The comment section is gold 😄
I’m spicing up my Wednesday by responding to a spam text message with a pitch for an MLM. I picked a real one that one of my friends got sucked into and even sent them the enrolment link. I think I’ve nailed the “girl boss” lingo. I’m having so much fun. 🤩
May 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I’m spicing up my Wednesday by responding to a spam text message with a pitch for an MLM. I picked a real one that one of my friends got sucked into and even sent them the enrolment link. I think I’ve nailed the “girl boss” lingo. I’m having so much fun. 🤩
This went sort of viral, at least viral for me! 😄
So for all of my new friends, here’s a photo of the fire boat blasting water in the air. Plot twist: the water is from the lake! 🤭
So for all of my new friends, here’s a photo of the fire boat blasting water in the air. Plot twist: the water is from the lake! 🤭
May 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This went sort of viral, at least viral for me! 😄
So for all of my new friends, here’s a photo of the fire boat blasting water in the air. Plot twist: the water is from the lake! 🤭
So for all of my new friends, here’s a photo of the fire boat blasting water in the air. Plot twist: the water is from the lake! 🤭
Would you like to borrow my queer rosary? 😄
May 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Would you like to borrow my queer rosary? 😄
First day out on the water…
May 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
First day out on the water…
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
May 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Read the alt text on this one - it’s high comedy 😂
April 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Read the alt text on this one - it’s high comedy 😂